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Talk about girls’ domineering and free-spirited personalities: I drank the strongest wine and fucked the person I loved most.

1. When someone swears that they really love you, don’t be happy too early. When you were a child, you vowed to be a scientist.

2. Wherever you can go, you will be together. If you are not together, you will be scattered.

3. A girl like me who can be aggressive, receptive, cute, fierce, loli, unclean, vulgar, shy, unrestrained and arrogant is worth having.

4. Time tells us that after the age of being unreasonable has passed, it’s time to be sensible.

5. What is single-mindedness? If you don’t have a choice, it’s you; if you have a choice, it’s you. If I choose you, I will no longer choose you. It will always be you.

6. No one can make me bow my head unless he kneels.

7. I have mysophobia, and you happen to be the trash.

8. When facing those mean-mouthed people, either ignore them or fight back boldly. Life is so short, why should I give up to you?

9. The best love is probably that I admire you like a hero and you love me like a child.

10. Girl, you should have high heels and running shoes, drink tea and drink. There are brave friends and awesome opponents. I have a deep affection for everything in the past, but I never look back. Very beautiful, very calm, very fierce, and very gentle. Although the chicken soup is poisonous, I will do it as you wish.

11. Youth is your capital, don’t blame time for being unforgiving.

12. If you don’t get up after you fall, why are you lying on the ground waiting for someone to step on you?

13. There is a half-truth and half-seriousness hidden in every joke.

14. To judge a person's taste, you should fall in love with him. If he is willing, it means his taste is okay.

15. The person I envy the most is you, because you have my love and you can still be so ignorant.

16. Love is not about how many times you say I love you, but about how to prove that what you say is true.

17. Girls, you should take good care of your skin, keep in shape, read more books, travel more, have your own ideas, do what you like, cultivate self-confidence, and don’t spend all your energy on one man. , thinking wildly all day long, like a resentful woman. When you get better, you will find that everything will become easier, including love.

18. The best time is in the self-study class. You are reading and I am looking at you. The content is different, but the same intention.

19. I don’t want to be disgusted with each other, and all my words are filled with resentment. I like to be clean and tidy. I just want you to die.

20. If you decide to give up something, give it up cleanly and don’t be sloppy.

21. No one cares how you cry in the middle of the night, and no one cares how many autumns you have tossing and turning. Outsiders only look at the results and support the process alone.

22. Although the twisted melon is not sweet, sometimes I don’t care whether it is sweet or not. I just want to twist it off, and then I will be happy.

23. I can travel 80,000 miles in a day while sitting on the ground, but the days of falling in love with you are longer than the Long March of 10,000 miles.

24. Let’s put it this way, you are just a thirsty passerby, and I happened to give you a bowl of water.

25. No matter how bright others are, you are unique in my eyes.

26. I also drank chicken soup, I was slapped, and I experienced despair. It could kill me.

27. Everyone hopes to meet someone in their best years, but often it takes meeting someone to usher in the best years.

28. I drank the strongest wine and fucked the person I loved most.

29. I am like your dispensable shadow, watching you lie coldly.

30. How long will I like you? I don’t know either. No one can say for sure what will happen in the future. Maybe I will continue to like it. Maybe one day, one year later, three years later, or ten years later, I will figure it out and give up. But since it's something that can't be predicted, let's talk about it later. I still like you now, so that's good.

31. The stability I want is that you only see me and no one else.

32. Promise is too worthless. There is no value in the matter of the upper and lower teeth touching, just listen to it, if you have heard it, don't take it seriously.

33. Women are not Oreos. Please don’t twist them, lick them, and take a dip.

34. Over the years, I have missed many people, endured many betrayals, and been in a state of embarrassment. But it really doesn't matter. As long as I can't die, I can still stand up. Don't underestimate me, I'm not that fragile.

35. My love has no grievances! If you want to love, love, if you want to hate, hate, and die to hypocrisy.

36. The person you admire most should be yourself. Only you can help yourself get through mountain after mountain and overcome difficulties again and again.

37. Roll your eyes when you need to, and shake your face when you need to. It’s not your toilet, so why should you pretend to be happy after eating shit?

38. In fact, he is not suitable for you, but you don’t understand it yet and are unwilling to admit it.

39. No matter whether he is mine in the future or not, even if I break up with him in the future, I I don’t like him anymore, and even if I don’t have any contact with him until the end of my life, whoever gets along with him will have to be scolded by me, because you don’t deserve to like the person I liked.

40. You always say that your dreams are out of reach, but you never get up early.

41. Instead of finding the wrong person to accompany you, it is better to choose to be single.

42. I really want to fall in love with a good-looking partner, travel, eat, watch movies, chat, quarrel and play games together, take some good-looking photos, and let the whole world know that my pink bubbles are better than The sky is still big, letting the whole world know that my little joys can be as numerous as stars.

43. If you want to divide it, just divide it. There is no need to say that you are not worthy of me. We are not chargers and mobile phones.

44. You have to walk the road you choose even on your knees.

45. When you stay up late every day, have you ever thought that the person you like is already snoring, and there is no you in the dream, and he will not love you when he wakes up.

46. I am no longer a child. A lollipop cannot coax me. I want your hug.

47. He doesn’t want to unbutton your style, he just wants to unbutton your clothes. A collection of funny sentences about drinking the strongest wine and loving the person you love most (50 sentences)

A collection of funny sentences about drinking the strongest wine and loving the person you love most

1. One end of the wine glass, Policies are relaxed; if you lift the chopsticks, it's okay; if you're done drinking and eating, it's okay if you can't; if you're drunk and I'm drunk, it's wrong and right.

2. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; hold a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; make things right with your superiors and level them with your subordinates!

3. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

4. Being drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

5. As long as the emotion is strong! Don’t be afraid of stomach bleeding!

6. You buy wine, I buy wine, and we cry together after drinking.

7. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink it yourself first;

8. You can't live without wine in the world, and how can you live in the world without drinking too much?

9. The biggest pain - not getting drunk no matter how much you drink, you can't be drunk and have to pay the bill.

10. If grassroots cadres don’t drink, they have no hope at all.

11. Wine is the magic that can loosen tongues and make stories vivid.

12. If the first person you think of when you are drunk will be the person you love the most.

13. Being able to drink two taels and five taels is a comrade you should cultivate!

14. Looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink it and it will be spicy in your mouth, but it will be haunted in your stomach. My legs were stumbling while walking, and I was looking for water in the middle of the night. I regret it when I wake up, exhausted both physically and mentally.

15. Drink wine when meeting close friends, and chant poems to those who meet you.

16. The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine.

17. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking. Funny sentences about drinking the strongest wine and loving the person you love the most

18. I only waste wine if I have it. It’s better to get drunk during the long night.

19. Drink twice a day, and you will feel uncomfortable if you don’t drink. The more you drink, the better you drink, and you won’t stop until you get drunk.

20. Time flies by like lightning and is hard to catch up. How many times can you be happy when you are 100 years old?

21. Brothers don’t drink and have no feelings at all.

22. If you don’t drink, you don’t have good friends.

23. Drunk to the point where the masses rolled their eyes and the unit was short of funds; drunk to the point where the wife shed tears and slept back to back at night. When the complaint was made to the Discipline Inspection Commission, the secretary waved his hand after hearing it: It doesn’t matter whether you can drink or not. , we are also drunk every day!

24. If you drink too much, you will be hard to find. If you take the lead, you will be the future leader.

25. If you lead the whole process, you will be the future leader.

26. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in this life are not as bitter as your turning back.

27. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

28. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall.

29. Drink as much as you can, and run away if you can’t drink anymore.

30. Stay half awake and half drunk, and we will meet again in your dreams.

31. If ordinary people don’t drink, they won’t be happy at all.

32. It will be better if you vomit when you are drunk, and you will be better if you cry when you are hurt. That's all nonsense.

33. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

34. No one understands your frown, no one gets drunk with you and blames me for asking for trouble, I want to understand your discomfort. Funny sentences about drinking the strongest wine and loving the person you love the most

35. As hard as life is, the wine will choke, and eight times out of ten things are not as good as wine.

36. Stand and toast, two glasses of wine waiting.

37. We are all close friends when we get together. Let me drink some soothing wine first.

38. When will the bright moon come? Ask the sky for wine. I don’t know what year it is today in the palace in the sky. I want to ride the wind back home, but I am afraid that the beautiful buildings and jade buildings will be too cold at high places. I dance to clear my shadow, how can I feel like I am in the human world.

39. From now on, throw away the wine.

40. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future; if you can drink a pound of alcohol, focus on training; if you only drink drinks, the leaders will not want them; if you can drink, the leaders and secretaries will fall down as soon as they drink, and the official position will be difficult to maintain; if you drink too little for a long time, you will be a talent. Hard to find.

41. I will not fall until the snowflakes fall, and I will not fall until Qingdao falls.

42. One cup after another, three cups is not too much.

43. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together and become insane.

44. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb? The feeling is deep, a mouthful is boring, the feeling is shallow, a lick. Wine is made from grain, and not drinking it is a sin.

45. Give wine to the east wind and be patient.

46. A thousand cups of wine is less than a thousand cups with a close friend. Drink as much as you can. If you can't drink, run away.

47. Discipline inspection officials don’t drink, so there are no clues at all.

48. As long as the relationship is good, it doesn’t matter how much you drink; as long as the relationship is deep, even the fake ones are true; as long as the relationship is there, everything is wine.

49. Just two bites?

50. An old cellar with new cups, the two of them drank until dark. They were half sober and blew wildly, and half drunk went home.

A very heartfelt love story on Weibo: I have never drunk the strongest wine, but I have given up on the person I love most

1. Don’t be too emotional, hold an umbrella for others, and forget about yourself Caught in the rain.

2. Forgive me for wishful thinking and having liked you for so long without knowing what happened.

3. You cannot wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep, nor can you move someone who does not love you.

4. You owe me an apology, but I won’t say it’s okay again.

5. The best thing in the world is to have a companion with whom you can talk.

I will never tire of your words and your time spent together

Always will I will be by my side to miss you and understand your joys and sorrows

6. You have to understand that there is no future between you and that person, and it is impossible for you to have one in this life.

7. Time flies so fast, you fall in love with someone else in the blink of an eye.

8. Just because I don’t sing love songs at the top of my lungs doesn’t mean there won’t be heartbreaking moments. I have not opened my wounds to be slaughtered, and no one will know how they have healed.

9. You are too generous, giving me the song of years, but you are too stingy, leaving me unable to love you.

10. People who are slow to warm up are really pitiful. Others are already tired of it, but you are just fascinated.

11. Please be happier than me, so that I don’t have to quit in vain.

12. I once thought that I would keep silent about love, but you were unexpected.

13. I have never drank the strongest wine, but I have given up on the person I love most.

14. I envy her, what she has is you that I will never get again in this life.

15. Probably all the luck was spent on meeting you, so I couldn’t accompany you to the end. A collection of beautiful and sad quotations: I have never drunk the strongest wine, but I have given up the most beloved person

1. My love for you before was to see you, miss you, and accompany you. I like you now without asking, looking at or disturbing you.

2. You never know how many times I endured disappointment and despair before turning around and leaving. You have never been sorry to me, and I have never owed you. I am an adult, and it is up to me whether I love or not. It's your own business, you don't need to apologize. May you be well for the rest of your life and be selfless for the rest of your life.

3. Don’t be too nice to one person, because you will eventually find that after a long time, that person will get used to it, and then take everything you do as a matter of course. In fact, one could be stupid enough to ignore the reward regardless of the cost, but the reality is always chilling. In fact, you know very well that the most despicable thing is emotion, and the coldest thing is human heart.

4. The saddest thing is when you meet a special person and realize that you can never be together. Sooner or later, you have to give up. Letting go and giving you freedom, without disturbing you, is the last way I love you.

5. One day you will understand that you have to digest your grievances by yourself. You don’t need to tell your story to everyone. There are not many people who really understand you. Most people will stand on their own side. stand and peek at your jokes.

6. If one day, what makes you heartbeat can no longer move you, what makes you angry can no longer irritate you, what makes you sad can no longer make you cry, you will know that this time, What has this life given you, what have you paid for growth...

7. Some people can only leave if they can't wait; some love can only give up if they don't want it. Clocks can go back to the starting point, but they are no longer yesterday; feelings can go back to the starting point, but they are not the same as before.

8. When you are happy in life, you need to have all the fun. In fact, when you are frustrated, you need to indulge even more, because happiness can be shared with others, but pain has no voice.

9. I have tried sincerely, but I don’t want to say the outcome. I wish you a good life, and I wish you the same. Don’t talk about debts, thank you for meeting me.

10. I have not drunk the strongest wine, but I have given up the most beloved person.

11. People who clamor to leave will always end up with red eyes and bending over to pick up the broken glass pieces on the ground, while those who are really ready to leave will only pick one. On a sunny afternoon, I casually wrap up in a coat and go out, never to come back again. People who really want to leave never say goodbye.

12. Don’t meet each other again in the next life, because it is too difficult for us in this life. We can’t be partners, but we can’t let go of our emotions. We can’t be close friends, but we can’t help but contact each other. We say we are strangers, but we are too familiar with each other. The love is deep, but we are too greedy for each other. There is no result after we fall in love. When we break up, we miss each other.

13. Not answering is the answer, dodging is the answer, why do you still have to persist until you hear those heart-wrenching words and then give up.

14. I feel that the one who truly loves you has died, died in the tired persistence day after day, died in the endless tug-of-war with you. At that time, I still carried The cherishment that worries about gains and losses, with the selfishness and willfulness of wanting to hold you tight, and all I can give you now are only plain feelings and the patience to endure in the end. Did you know? You lose someone who lives or dies for you, but you won't feel regret.

15. Have you ever met such a person? It is obvious that he broke into your world first, but then walked away when you became more and more interested in him. You have to wait for him in the long years to come. While withering away, you will always remember the initial warmth, but the person who came to your world seems to have no intention of coming back. At that time, you naively thought that he had been here forever. After all, his kindness in the past was so real, looking into your eyes It's so hot that you'll fall for it at just one glance.

16. To be honest, the scariest thing about relationships is that when you get through the dark time after that person leaves and finally hide all the grievances and sadness in your heart, he appears again. In your world, he says he still loves you, and then your heart moves again.

17. You think the coffee is bitter without sugar, but you think it’s sweet if there is sugar. You think it’s unclean if the apple is not peeled, and there’s too little meat if it’s peeled. At first you said you wanted to drink it hot. Boiled water, I brought it but you let it sit for a long time and didn’t drink it when it was cold. If I didn’t take the initiative, you thought I didn’t love you enough. If I took the initiative too much, you would think I was annoying.

18. Those who promise to accompany you for the rest of their lives also get lost halfway. Those who boast that they love you and pamper you and will always be there also love you and disappear. Some people say they love you without warning, and then leave quietly, so no one is your world. Don’t give everything so easily, let alone talk about how turbulent the memories are. When you calm down, you will find that many people’s last There is no relationship.

19. No matter, in the future, you will feel the joy of countless gentle people in your arms, or the sadness of being pushed down by the wall, whether you will smoke and drink a lot with blood on your hands, or whether you will sit next to the garbage and lament the impermanence of the world, whether it is Wandering in the same place, still wandering alone, whether I am covered in wounds, or whether I have a knife in my hand, I will never look back, and I will never see you again, life and death, year after year.