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Highlights of Water Margin (5 of 500 words each)
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The third chapter: Shi Dalang went to Lu Tixia, Huayin County at night to punch the town of Guanxi
Zheng Tu held a knife in his right hand and asked for it with his left hand Grab Ruda. Lu Tiha held down his left hand and rushed in. He kicked him in the lower abdomen and knocked him down on the street. Luda took another step forward, stepped on his chest, raised his fist as big as a vinegar bowl, looked at Zheng Tu and said: "The Sa family first joined the old man to manage the strategy, and he became an honest envoy of the Five Routes of Guanxi. It is not in vain to be called Zhen Guanxi. You are a butcher who sells meat. You are also called Zhen Guanxi! "You just punched her in the nose, causing blood to flow. The nose is crooked to one side, like a soy sauce shop, so salty, sour and spicy that it rolls out every time. Zheng Tu couldn't earn any money. The sharp knife was also thrown aside, and he only shouted: "Good fight!" Luda scolded: "Straight bitch, how dare you respond?" He raised his fist and punched the eye socket slightly, and the blow hit him. The eye sockets were cracked and black beads burst out, as if a silk shop had been opened, with red and black ones all rolling out. The people watching on both sides were afraid of Lu Tiha, and no one dared to come forward to persuade him. Zheng Tu failed and begged for mercy. Luda shouted: "Hey! You are a broken man. If you fight me to the end, the Sa family will spare you. How can you ask me to beg for mercy, but the Sa family will not spare you!" With just one punch, the sun was shining brightly, but it seemed that he had made a All over the water and land dojo, chimes and cymbals sounded in unison. When Lu Da looked, he saw Zheng Tu standing on the ground, with only the air coming out of his mouth and no air coming in, unable to move. Lu Tiha pretended to say: "You are cheating yourself to death, I'll beat you again." His face gradually changed. Luda thought: "I just want to give this guy a good beating, but I don't want him to be beaten to death with three punches. The family will have to face a lawsuit, and no one will bring food. It's better to let go as soon as possible." He walked away.
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In the seventh chapter, Monk Hua pulled up the leopard head from a weeping willow and accidentally entered the White Tiger Hall
The next day, everyone Popi discussed it, collected some money and supplies, bought ten bottles of wine, and brought a pig to invite Zhishen. Everything was arranged in Liyu, and Lu Zhishen was asked to sit in the middle. On both sides, twenty or thirty gangsters sat and drank. Zhishen said: "What reason do you have to make everyone waste their money?" Everyone said: "We are blessed. Today, the master is here to make decisions with us and everyone." "Zhi Shen was overjoyed. Halfway through the meal, some were singing, some were talking, some were clapping, and some were laughing. It was noisy there, and the crows could be heard outside the door. Everyone was chatting in unison. : “A red mouth goes to heaven, a white tongue goes to the earth. Zhishen said: "What are you doing to cause trouble?" "The crowd said: "The old crow crows, fearing that there will be talk. Zhishen said: "Where can I get these words?" "That kind of authentic person smiled and said: "There is a new old crow's nest on the green poplar tree in the corner. I only stay up until late every day. Everyone said: "Go up with the ladder and dismantle the nest." Several said: "Let's go." Zhishen also took advantage of the wine and went outside to take a look. Sure enough, there was an old crow's nest in the green poplar tree. Everyone said: "Go up the ladder and dismantle it, and your ears will be clean." "Li Si then said: "I will climb up with you, no need for a ladder. "Zhishen took a look at each other, walked to the tree, took off his straight jacket, turned his right hand downwards, turned his body upside down, but pulled out the upper part of his left hand, stretched out his waist, and pulled the green poplar tree with him. When the gangsters saw it, they all fell to the ground and shouted: "Master is not a mortal!" It is the body of a true Arhat! How can I pull it out if I don’t have the strength to pull it out? " Zhishen said: "It's so hard to fight. Tomorrow we will all watch the Sa family perform martial arts exercises. "The gangsters dispersed that night.
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The 23rd Chapter: Henghai County Chai Jin stayed as a guest in Jingyang Gang and Wu Song fought Tiger
When Wu Song saw the big bug coming, he just ducked behind the big bug. It was difficult to see people from behind, so he put his front paws on the ground and lifted up his waist. He just ducked and hid to one side. Seeing that he couldn't hit him, the big insect roared like a thunderbolt for a long time, shaking the mountain. He raised the iron rod like a tiger's tail, but Wu Song cut it again. He ducked aside. It turned out that the big insect only used one strike, one lift, and one cut. When he couldn't lift him, half of his energy was gone. When Wu Song came back, he saw the big insect turned over and came back. He raised a stick with both hands and used all his strength to strike down from mid-air with just one stick.
After eating for three or four minutes, he cut off a piece of clothes from the dead body, dipped it in blood, and wrote in big letters on the white wall: "Whoever kills a man kills a tiger or a pine tree!" He stepped on the silver wine vessel on the table and took the plaque. A few in my arms.
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Well, it suddenly occurred to me that if you have to hand in an assignment, the fourth one is good but not very suitable, so how about another one?
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Chapter 10: Lin Jiaotou Fengxue Mountain Temple Lu Yuhou burned the forage yard
Lin Chong walked up to the front and shouted: "Everyone, worship "Hey, I'm a messenger from the prison camp. My clothes got wet in the snow. I want to use the fire to dry them." Zhuang Ke said, "You can dry yourself. Why don't you get wet?" The clothes were a little dry, and there was a vat simmering next to the coals, with the aroma of wine coming out of it. Lin Chong said: "I have some broken silver around me. I hope I can get some wine to eat." The old villager said: "We take turns looking at the rice hoard every night. It's cold now at the fourth watch. We just don't want to eat it. I have to give it back to you. Don't count on it." Lin Chong said again: "I will only give you three or five bowls to keep out the cold." The old man said, "Don't bother me." Lin Chong smelled the wine and became more and more excited. Wanting to eat, he said, "I have no choice but to return some." The villagers said, "I wanted you to dry your clothes on the fire, so I came to ask for wine. If you go, you can go. If you don't go, you will hang here in the future." Lin Chong said angrily: "These guys are so unreasonable!" He looked at the burning match head with his pistol, picked it up at the old banker's face, and then put the gun into the stove and stirred it. The old banker's mustache was in flames. The flames are burning. All the bankers jumped up. Lin Chong hit the gun barrel randomly. The old banker left first, and the bankers were too scared to move. They were beaten by Lin Chong and they all left. Lin Chong said: "Everyone has gone, let me enjoy the wine." There were two coconut ladles on the pit. He took one down and drank the wine for a while. With half left, he picked up the gun and left. One step is high, one step is low, the waves are stumbling, and you can't catch your feet. If you can't walk more than a mile, you will be blown away by the wind, and the mountain stream will fall, so you can earn money there. Whenever a drunk person falls, he cannot get up and falls drunk on the snow.
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