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Talk to someone who can fool you better.

1. It's just a walk together. There's no need to make memories longer than the journey.

Don't take it seriously when I lose my temper, because I will come to you shamelessly after I lose my temper.

You can listen to everything, but you can't believe everything.

4. porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night, and people who cheat you will say more than those who love you.

I am never open-minded, and my emotions are written on my face. When you are unhappy, you don't like to talk, just smile. I have a high fever when I love, and I am cold when I don't love. This is my feeling.

6. An affair is nothing more than wanting to possess, but not wanting to be responsible.

7. I have come to know that many things can be met but not sought, and they don't belong to me, so why care?

8. Anyway, the mountains are high and the waters are long, and I still have a lifetime to be arrogant.

9. When you meet someone you don't like, try to stay away. Life is full of troubles.

10. When I was a child, my pillow was full of saliva, but when I grew up, my pillow was full of tears. When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood. When you grow up, a smile is an expression.

1 1. I wish I could go to bed early. I have something to do during the day, and no one wants to at night.

12. One room, two people, three meals, four seasons, five flavors, six desires and seven emotions. /Shuo Shuo/

13. When I miss someone, I will suddenly change from a strong giant to a cowardly child.

14. Your temper is getting better and better, because you know there are fewer and fewer people accommodating you.

15. The thrilling thing about life is that you never know who will be waiting for you in the next place, neither too early nor too late.

16. Sometimes we can't let go, not because of loss, but because of our own efforts.

17. All self-righteous loneliness is just your idle egg pain.

18. Don't deny yourself so easily. Who says you have no good future? You won't know until tomorrow.

19. In those years, we worked hard to change ourselves, and finally to better accompany others.

20. If you get something, but you don't think so, what you want is actually your desire. If you can't let it go after you get it, that's what you really want.

2 1. A day is so short that you can't embrace the morning, and you have already embraced the dusk.

There is nothing wrong with being kind, but you can't pity some people.

23. There is often only one reason why you are confused, that is, you think too much and do too little at the age when you should work hard.

24. Because you are used to building your dreams tomorrow, you always die today.

25. Procrastination is the most complete refusal. There seems to be a trace of warmth. In fact, to put it bluntly, he not only doesn't love you, but also doesn't bother to explain why he doesn't love you.

26. Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties.

27. Ten years ago, a year ago, or even yesterday, it didn't matter who you were. What matters is who you are today and who you are tomorrow.

28. The beginning is beautiful, the process is very tired, and the ending is very sad, so it is difficult to wake up.

29. Do you suddenly laugh because of someone? This is not love, but the beauty of meeting.

30. There is nothing not to do. When you lose all your dependence, you will naturally know everything. Tone phrase: Sooner or later, you will understand that porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night.

The coolest time for girls

All I know is that a relationship is inappropriate.

No matter how sad I am, I will say goodbye.

If you don't give up, you can pretend to stride forward.

It's lonely when you turn around, isn't it?

But you have no idea how beautiful your back is.

You are my dream.

I am your dispensable person.

After all, this arrow crossing the mountains and rivers

Stabs are all emotional and sick people.

I know you are always soft-hearted.

People treat you badly many times.

A good time will make you forget the past.

Even those that grow in my heart.

Feel guilty for that little disgust

But why am I so good?

You don't want it.

Remember someone used to hold an umbrella for you.

Also accompany you in the rain.

But you should learn to control your future weather.

Because he's gone and won't come back.

It's a little sad to be reluctant to let you suffer a little injustice.

I don't have the heart to worry you.

I forgot what you did to me.

You think you can stop seeing each other after breaking up?

Do you think you can stop thinking after saying goodbye?

But a sudden moment has something to do with him

Even similar sentences.

Enough to make you cry.

You can forget what you loved.

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1, I'd rather love 1000 by mistake than let one go.

Internet cafes tell us that time is money.

Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry your girlfriend away.

4, no difficulties, attitude, don't be discouraged, don't give up, don't fart.

Violence can't solve the problem, but it can ease the anger.

6, reform and opening up, my weight is rubbing on the ground.

7. I don't want you to be happy with anyone but me.

8, sadness, please stay away from me, I don't want to be infected by you.

9. You can't lose your mind. You have to keep your image, right?

10, Happiness, where are you waiting for me? I'll run over.

1 1, the sky is gray, the eyes are boundless, and the days without money are too long!

12, if I were wifi, more people would love me.

13, we never copy homework, we are just porters of answers.

14, don't drink a glass of wine for the past, the past is so disgusting.

15, your affectionate thighs are blocking all my roads!

16, go out to surf more if you have nothing to do, in case you get caught by a handsome guy.

17, why should I take you seriously? You are not my makeup contact lens.

18, afraid to look in the mirror for too long, for fear of falling in love with myself.

19, don't praise me handsome behind my back, the whole world knows it.

20. Take away my love and my heart. This is the person I love.

2 1, ugly people should read more books, no wonder many people say that I am not the material for reading.

Honey, I can shelter you from the wind. ""don't worry about me, don't block my electric fan. "

23. "Why does the holiday feel so short?" "Because there is no morning during the holiday."

Since you borrowed money from me, I have been thinking about you every penny.

25. It will frighten you to death. My major since kindergarten is selling cute.

26. The happiest thing in the world is eating, and the second happiest thing is eating late!

27. I wanted to use the test results to turn over salted fish, but I didn't expect TM to stick to the pot.

28. I ran out of luck when I met you, and I never made a wrong multiple-choice question again.

29. Mom said that you can't make irresponsible friends, so all my friends are stupid.

30. I heard that the mobile phone will radiate under the pillow, which scared me to throw away the pillow immediately.

3 1. I just want to put down all my burdens and be close to you wholeheartedly. Can I start over?

Don't be silly, in this hot summer, only mosquitoes are always with you.

33. A person always feels lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks.

Be nice to your boyfriend. After all, his eyes are the best in the world.

35. Buddha said that as long as you have a class in your heart, you won't skip class anywhere. I had an epiphany.

36. Look in the mirror when you look good. After all, this illusion does not exist every day.

After the English listening test, I realized that some words are only for people who understand.

38. Knowledge will come to me soon, and so will you. It's too small for me to get in.

39. I am a very emotional person. When my feelings are lost, I find that I am a very heavy person!

40. It's none of my business that you hate me. You make it sound as if you like me and you can sublimate my life.

4 1, don't look at me. Watching plays, chatting and playing games in Weibo all day. I slept like a log the rest of the time!

42. The same age as pigs, people like pigs, and us like pigs. If we agree to be crazy together, we will always ~

43. "Don't you have me in your heart?" "You are so fat, you take up all the seats. Who can squeeze in?"

44. "How to euphemistically describe a person with a big face?" "Looking at your face from a distance seems close at hand."

Years have taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery, salary, public transportation, getting off work and menstruation.

46. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor between love and ignorance, but between beds in winter.

47. There is a silence called domineering, an introversion called individuality, a simplicity called profundity, and a disdain called conceit.

48. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

49. A man like me who can attack and endure, be cute and fierce, but Uncle Lori can be obscene, shy, unrestrained and proud, you deserve it.

50, learn to bask in the sun, the goddess basks in self-portraits, local tyrants bask in money, models bask in the body, Lao Tzu wants to bask in the sun, and it rains every day!

Internet is very popular and fashionable. Porridge in the morning can only be drunk in the middle of the night.

1, porridge in the morning can only fill your stomach, and wine in the middle of the night can fill your stomach.

There are two ways to forget feelings: one is time, and the other is to start the next relationship.

I thought you would come at night, but I didn't expect you to come down at sunset.

4, the world is very big, just like this starry sky, it will not be brilliant because of the existence of a star, nor will it be eclipsed because there is no star.

If we knew each other slowly and enthusiastically, the result would be different.

6. Love is really quiet and sad on the outside, but it is wild and unrestrained on the inside.

7. For the re-matched constellation, there will also be inappropriate people; Without a matching constellation, there will be the right person.

8. You passed away in an amazing time, and I am waiting for the years. You are a meteor, and I am a lone star.

9. Life is precious, but love is more expensive. If I am free, I am a free person, so what I like is love, especially the heartbeat of love at first sight.

10, I'm actually quite simple. If I like someone, I will tell them. If I miss them, I will want to hug them. I hope everything can be simpler and warmer.

1 1, actually think about it, there was nothing to pay before, because life now is not what I want at all. What life lacks is actually selfless courage.

12, your heart has already changed seasons, and I am still standing on the day you made a promise.