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It's almost New Year's Eve.

1, the ones with long legs like ours are called New Year's Eve, and the ones with short legs can only be called New Year's Eve.

2. Those who have objects are called New Year's Eve, and those who have no objects are called staying up late at most.

You all leave work and prepare a new year present for me.

I want to give you a super cute New Year present, but the courier won't let me into the box.

Now you call me husband, and you won't be alone in a few days.

6. New Year's Eve. I won't cross it. If the legs are long, I'm afraid it will cross to 2037.

7. Someone asked me if I was still alone on New Year's Eve. Half a person. I'm afraid I'll scare you.

8. It turns out that the saddest thing is not that you spend the New Year alone, but that the person who accompanied you this year may not be with you today next year.

9. I am wondering whether to sleep until next year or wait until next year.

10, don't go to the toilet at 23: 59 tonight, or you won't get out next year.

1 1, your legs are too short to cross the year, which is the cruelest thing I have ever heard.

12, what I care about is not the people who accompany me for the New Year, but the people who are still there after many years.

13, the person who accompanied you for the New Year last year, who is next to you now?

14, "Is the person who accompanied you for the New Year last year still with you?" "Well, it's gone."

15, hug me after school this afternoon? After all, you will see me next year.