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I am an apprentice in a hair salon.

In the summer vacation of my sophomore year, I went to a hair salon to experience life without telling my mother. Every morning, as soon as my parents go to work, I can't wait to start, because the days of being an apprentice are really interesting, and I get 500 yuan a month.

At eight o'clock in the morning, in the bright sunshine, I walked into the "Sister Zhen's Hairdressing Room" on time. What impressed the interior decoration was the big mirror on the wall. The lighting effect fully expands the space of the hair salon.

The greatest beauty is three senior sisters, each with his own personality, one is beautiful and the other is beautiful. My boss, Sister Zhen, a 38-year-old beautiful girl, greeted me with a charming smile: "Good morning, little girl!" "

I put down my backpack and said hello: "Good morning, Sister Zhen, sisters!" " "

The second senior is plain, just turned 18 years old. I heard that on the first day she went to work in a nightclub, she was brought back by Sister Zhen, who had studied for three years. She quickly rolled up her brown hair and started the day's work: plug in the water heater, clean the room, prepare the scraper, brush the soap foam, check whether the shaving scissors have enough electricity, and finally put the used towels together and throw them into the washing machine.

Sister Zhen said that at first glance, my second sister and I are similar in temperament. But in-depth contact will find that I just don't like to talk, and when I talk, I am naughty, cute and humorous. The 20-year-old man is still a child, not as mature as the second teacher and sister. This evaluation is accurate. I agree with you with both hands.

Senior sister is 23 years old. She likes to laugh when she has nothing to do. She is looking at a one-sided mirror, stroking her head with a dazzling yellow fluffy curly hair, admiring herself.

Third sister is only 16 years old, small and exquisite. There is a soaring braid on the side of the head, but fortunately, long hair can't escape the action of gravity, otherwise the shape must be exaggerated. She patted the master elder sister's crisp shoulder: "A good straight hair must be made into instant noodles. I really don't know what you think? "

Sister Shi gently clasped the zit on her chin with the little finger of her right hand: "This is not for the concave shape of the wedding. What do you know, a child? " Don't let marriage become the grave of love. The ever-changing preservation methods are all learned from the master. "

Sister Zhen looked at her graceful figure in the mirror and said, "Don't be like me. I feel good about myself. My husband doesn't know that he has a mistress outside. " Do you want to passively return to being single just after you get married? "

When I looked up, Sister Zhen smiled knowingly: "This is an old story, shall I tell it to you again?" I didn't answer and kept looking at her. I said to myself, "Master, please start your performance!" " "

Sister Jane patted the lotion on her face and began to speak with a smile:

"At that time, I was in my early thirties and my temper was too bad. I took over my father's barber shop and always wanted to do business better. Get up early and stay at home. As a result, the director's husband was lonely, and the female accountant of the derailed unit also became. That woman is about my age now, and she has no beauty. I don't know what my ex-husband sees in her

I devote myself to making money. They went on a business trip together and took my son with them. I didn't think much. Until one time my son told me,' Mom and Dad kissed that aunt'.

I was a little confused at the time and soon calmed down. I think my husband may be confused for a while, but he will be relieved after a while. I don't know if the days will continue. Who knows, my husband can't hold back his enthusiasm. Within a month, he offered to divorce me, saying that I could do anything without the gentleness of a woman.

Damn it! Before 7 pm, the hair salon owner and the nightclub foreman said that I was not feminine, and I was really angry! I'm too lazy to pester them so that we can get together. In Zhang Xiaohong's book, the word "knot" was changed to "leave", which is no big deal. I am a beautiful woman, rich and have a career, and I am worried that no one will want me? Hahaha! "

The teacher elder sister sat down on the swivel chair: "If you ask me, you are chivalrous and really has nothing to do with gentleness. Your ex-brother-in-law can't help it. A hair salon is not enough for you to toss. When you are a foreman at night, the god of wealth will soon live in your home. "

Speaking of money, Sister Zhen really has something important to do. She bought a shop in the city center. At that time, the total price of the house was 95.8W W. Ordinary people's passbooks did not have the function of large-sum transfer, so they needed to make an appointment with the bank three days in advance. She is also very bold, taking her coat and throwing the money into the car. That's a big bag of money. It's not easy for a man to hold it, and the master doesn't blink when he handles it.

Sister Zhen said that her savings for so many years have been hollowed out, so she still has to roll up her sleeves and work hard!

Third Sister asked her, "Master, why do you earn so much money?"

Sister Zhen looked up and pretended to be natural and unrestrained: "When I divorced, the child took the initiative to follow my father and said that my mother was too tired and bitter, so she didn't bother me. Well said, it's not who kisses who for a long time. My son can't count on it. I have to save more money and keep my pension! "

Talking and laughing, the day's work in the hair salon began.

The first customer in the morning was a veteran cadre of the Economic and Trade Commission, who retired to the second line last year. I heard that she is an old customer of Sister Zhen's father. She comes to shave in the morning, washes her hair, and comes back every 20 days to do her hair.

He has been staring at me these days and said to his master:

"The child is good, few words. It took only ten days to learn the skill of shaving. The ancients said that a noble person speaks late, and I like her temper. Why don't you introduce them to my little son? "

Sister Zhen said that his youngest son is only 25 years old and graduated from Southwest China in politics and law. I can't afford such a high degree. I wonder, does the old man want to marry a daughter-in-law who shaves him every day After all, my legs and feet are not flexible when I am old.

It's a pity that I have great psychological control since I was a child. Judging from the height and happiness of the old man, it is estimated that his son should also be obese. I am a beautiful girl who is invincible in youth, and I also fantasize about meeting "Ye Lufu's mask" on the street corner, hahaha!

Sister Zhen was only joking at first, but later found out that the old man was serious, so she had to make a plan. She ha ha a smile: "the old man has a good eye, and I really have nothing to say to this little apprentice." However, she is only 16 years old. Is it a little different from your son's age? "

Alas, when the master spoke, my four good years were gone in an instant. What is even more shocking is the dialogue between the two great gods.

The old man looked kindly: "Don't worry, don't worry, my youngest son will continue to take the postgraduate entrance examination, and this girl will become an adult after taking the master's degree."

The master kept a straight face: "Your idea is right, but times are different now. Your little boy is so excellent, why don't the girls in that school line up? "

The old man was praised as happy: "There are quite a few girls who like him. But nowadays, girls have personality after reading more books, and it is difficult to support them when they get married. Jane, I'm telling you, whether a girl has education or not has nothing to do with her diploma. My aunt doesn't know a few words and has lived with me all her life. There are some things I have to admire. "

It turns out that the old man is biased against girls with high education! Incredible, he also retired from the Economic and Trade Commission? Well done. I have butterflies in my stomach, and I don't know what to do. The more the master said it, the more ridiculous it became: "Old man, your painstaking son understands. But it's a bit difficult to say it? "

Look, the master and the old man are locked up. The old man's next words were natural: "What's so difficult? Go ahead. "

Master's face is not red, trembling:

"Master, to tell you the truth, my son came back from visiting relatives in the army these two days. He came to the store and said he was looking at me. As soon as he entered the door, he looked straight at the girl.

You said, I, a mother, have never served him since I was a child, and I can't stop him when I get to the place. This is also worrying. After all, this girl is only 16 years old. How can they wait until they are over 20? "

The old man actually said, "oh, this good boy is missed by everyone." Jane has the advantage of getting the moon first. "

Senior sisters hid aside to pick up jokes. I put a wooden fish on Sister Zhen's head and knocked it ten thousand times. These two great gods gave me a word and gave me a lifelong event without my consent? It's really a Jianghu routine. Those who can swim may not be able to go ashore.

After seeing the old man off, Sister Zhen finished dressing up and went out on business. Leave the four of us to look after the house.

The sisters are very successful, and the master has nothing to worry about. Senior sister is responsible for women's work such as curly hair, curly hair, knife scissors and dyeing. The second sister is in charge of men's work. She can eat anything, including back, middle and inequality. Third sister is responsible for taking me to shave, wash my hair, blow dry, dry clean and massage my head.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Sister Zhen came back. Send us wedding candy as soon as you enter the door, saying that her son brought it back to everyone. Oh, my God, it's just the devil.

Sister Zhen also gave me a glad eye: "Girl, why don't you go out and pick up your brother yourself?" I was speechless at once and had to bite the bullet and go out. Although I have always admired Brother Bing, this one is about my age and still a kid! Girls like seniors, mature and steady, and super handsome.

Standing outside the door, watching, exemptions are taking things down from Sister Zhen's car, which is very exaggerated. We met politely, and the teachers and sisters rushed out to meet us. To tell the truth, that is the most talkative person I have ever met except the teacher. It's really a lesson.

First, a soldier shook hands: "Hello, is this the little one my mother said?" ? It's really smart, smart and beautiful! "Then I began to introduce myself. I saw that he was 1.8 meters tall but as thin as a hemp pole, and there were no calluses on his delicate hands.

I began to wonder what kind of soldier he was. Completely subverted my lofty imagination of soldiers. However, senior sisters seem to like his Kan Kan very much.

The army was told by him to drink and smoke all day and be brothers. He also said that he would take over his father's processing factory when he came back from the army. Try it first, and then you will go international.

I listened and began to imagine a so-called army, full of boastful soldiers, uneducated and uneducated all day. Talk big and think about your lofty aspirations.

That scene made me tremble with fear and began to worry about the future of my motherland. One day, will our1300 million population be controlled by the military power Russia soon? Or the United States across the Pacific dropped an atomic bomb or something?

He may be suffocated in the army, and it is really plausible to go home. Even the endless stream of customers failed to silence him for a while. It is ok to drink some water.

Senior and senior should like this handsome guy who seems to know everything from ancient times to the present, and talk to him until after work. Loud bugle laughter has been ringing in my ears. I'm surprised that he has such a good mouth at a young age.

I want to go home with a backpack. He asked Jane if she could give me a ride, saying there were many bad guys on the road. I jumped up reflexively and waved: "No, no, thank you, exemptions. I went out and took a few steps across the street. "

Fortunately, he just likes to talk, not a gangster, and finally he sent me out politely.

Well, my ears are finally quiet for a while, and the traffic in the street is no longer noisy. This teacher let me find out that I prefer taciturn boys, and being handsome is secondary. I prayed in my heart that he would not come to the hair salon again tomorrow. Fortunately, exemptions will return to the army in a few days.

What is even more difficult is the male students in that noble school hundreds of meters away. This is precisely the genius of Sister Zhen, who specializes in recruiting young and beautiful girls as apprentices, costing several hundred yuan a month. With the increase in the wages of skilled workers, those who are willing to stay after the expiration of the apprenticeship will receive a monthly salary of 3000 plus commission.

This management method is absolutely admirable! Beautiful girls are loved by everyone. These young aristocrats are only sixteen or seventeen years old, but they are eager for this hairdressing salon. The meaning of drunkenness is not the wine, but the beauty in the house.

They often come in small groups, holding cigarettes and famous brands in their hands. I will not hesitate to apply for thousands of VIP annual cards for the sweet smiles of my sisters. The consumption of each package should be around 200 yuan, which supports the income source of the hairdressing salon13. If you don't go home on weekends, you will still be stuck at the intersection where the teachers and sisters get off work. Girls like handsome boys and beautiful girls. Knowing that playing will not lead to results, it is still like cutting leeks.

Once, there was a kid lying on the shampoo bed, squinting his eyes and blowing "dust" at me like a smoke ring. I really couldn't help laughing at that time. Then I rubbed his hair with my fingers and washed it with the maximum pressure of the faucet. He also supported himself with a strong face of enjoyment, which made Third Sister feel distressed and quickly took over my job.

When the boy left, he especially liked the Third Martial Sister. He turned to me with a bad smile at the door: "Sister, have you seen the Korean movie My Savage Girlfriend?" Before I could say anything, I shook my hair and left, pretending to be cool. After that, I will have frequent dates with Third Sister.

And those annoying customers who tease cats and dogs. There is a manager of a bath center with a beard and a mouthful of yellow jokes. He often comes to shave. Seeing that I didn't speak, he asked Sister Zhen, "Are you a new disciple of the deaf?"

Sister Zhen shrugged and said, "No, why?"

He commented: "I haven't listened to her these days, and she doesn't respond to any jokes?"

Sister Zhen smiled for a while: "I am an apprentice, and I have a filter in my ear." Don't listen to every word you should hear, and don't listen to anything you shouldn't. "

After the second senior cut her hair, it was his turn to shave. I exulted in my heart. I must give this annoying guy some color to see see. Put the chair back, put a towel around his stubby neck and tuck it in hard. Swish, swish, soap bubbles splashed half his face.

Then I rang my knife and blew the blade like a butcher, deliberately waving a sharp scraper on his head. His eyes widened in surprise from the stillness, and his mouth was full of soap bubbles, which made it inconvenient to speak. Seeing him like this, I laughed like a rattle in my heart. He turned out to be a coward!

After shaving, he washed his face and took the towel I handed him. He said for the first time, "Thank you!" You know, for so many days, crabs are crossing the road proudly in front of me.

He covered his sparse hair with a chubby toad's hand: "Boss, do you hold a grudge?"

Sister Zhen gave him a glad eye to ease the atmosphere: "Mm-hmm, very personal, right?" You should pay attention in the future? "

But it really worked. He came as usual and was more polite to me. You gave me a look before telling dirty jokes, probably to see my reaction.

The most interesting thing is that a North Korean man wearing a golf cap, about 35 years old, is no more than 1.7 meters in height visually, but his skill is not small. Come three times in half a month and bring a different wife each time.

These three wives are all beautiful and exquisite. Wives always want five or six hundred bills. He is generous and never bothers.

Seeing off the God of Wealth, Sister Zhen said with emotion, "You see, we are all lip service and dare not take it seriously. People are doers, cows! "

Senior sister manicure: "This is an iron law, which will never change. If a person has money, he will learn badly. After you get married, you must search them to the last hair. Your pocket is cleaner than your face! "

The second teacher elder sister said in a tone of dislike: "This was done by Zhou Yugan, and both sides volunteered. I don't believe those women don't know that he is cheating? "

Although the third sister is not young, her little eyelids are raised: "Hey, everyone has his own needs. If you have more money, you don't care so much!"

Sister Zhen scolded lightly, "Ah, you can't learn these classes with bad style at an early age. You can hold hands with that' milk gray' boy and never do anything wrong? "

Third Sister pursed her lips and said, "I know, Master. What age, the foreman of part-time nightclubs hasn't changed your old ideas! "

The second senior is unhappy: "What are you talking about? Master has crossed more bridges than you have. Don't be ridiculous if you listen to him. Men can have several good things, and it is not our girls who suffer in the end. "

The elder sister joked, "You are still right. You are not as clever as your new brother. Learn more in the future, so that other boys can't find the north when they buy you a dress and a bag? "

Third sister patted her ass to get off work: "OK, I'll pay attention later!" " "Say that finish with a small bag and flew away.

Sister Zhen turned and shook her head without looking. "Alas, children are becoming more and more unruly nowadays! I taught you to be self-reliant, but she wanted to take shortcuts. Is it that easy to get into the threshold of the rich? In the old society, our industry was called the worst, and it is the same now.

All the children who have the conditions have gone to school, and all the parents who have no ability are willing to let you suffer here. At least he is a craftsman, so it is not a problem to support himself. Remember, never learn to be a mistress or a nightclub girl.

I just want you to be smart, know the dark side of society, and protect yourself, instead of letting you go with the flow and fall. I really hope this child can understand what the teacher said as well as the three of you. "

I understand what the master said. These days in the hair salon, vulgar young people often break in and look for special services. Senior sister will tell them seriously that this is a regular shop. Someone asked, "Isn't there a dry cleaning and a head massage on this window?" I'll give a tip. "

The master put away romance and put on a zombie mask, and then rubbed his neck with his right hand: "It's just above his neck, don't you understand?" Seeing them depressed, we can't help applauding them.

Sister Zhen began to twist her waist and dance the foxtrot to her own rhythm. Then he sighed and began to express his opinion: "Look, you see which corner you are from. Working in the city makes two good money." I don't want to think about my wife and children waiting at home. Shrinking their heads one by one, running around like mice in a hairy pit, good ones must follow suit and be customers! It's time to spread the eunuch's torture, specifically to deal with these scum who can only think in the lower half! "

We sat by and listened to her impassioned.

Because Sister Zhen is a nightclub foreman, ladies from nearby restaurants often come to do their hair. There are pure and lovely 28 girls and still charming aunts; The skin is white and beautiful, watery, and the chest and buttocks are fat and disgusting; Some people are singing and laughing and calling for friends, while others are lonely when you are sad.

Sister Zhen said that today's young ladies have the same occupation as former prostitutes. They are like the goods in the store, which are divided into high, middle and low grades and famous brands.

I remember one day, two southern beauties floated in, and their ice muscles were as red as snow and their teeth were white. Silk cheongsam is full of gorgeous customs and classical charm. They greeted Sister Zhen politely, which is very famous. Smoking a slender cigarette with "Twelve Women of Jinling" printed on it.

After the hair was done and sent away, the master told us that this was a newly invited stage pillar in the nightclub, and they just sat on the stage and didn't come out. But you can take it away when you meet a handsome gold master. I heard that they are not forced by life, but they just see through the dance academy of the world of mortals.

There is also a "Yang Guifei", who we always thought was the proprietress of a restaurant, but turned out to be a dusty family. As you grow older, you become more gentle and dignified, and you are kept by Japanese businessmen, which is the legendary "mistress".

Sister Zhen said, how many people in this industry can have such a good life as her? You know, the saying that "once you enter a brothel, you will be a prostitute for life" is just like being a traitor. A piece of white paper splashed with ink will always be black.

A little sad is yet to come.

A beautiful woman with a haggard face came to see Sister Zhen. As soon as I entered the store, I burst into tears, crying and laughing for a while, which made my sisters and I creepy. Only the master patted her calmly: "Come on, do you want to return it later?"

Beauty lit scarlet, Bei tooth picked up a cigarette. Sister Zhen ordered it for her herself. In the clouds, she crossed her legs and shook her toes: "Shit, I haven't earned a cent in these years. This disease must be cured. What about the rest of your life? Change places in the future, find an honest man to marry, and stop dreaming all day. "

The master said that little of Miss Li's money can be saved, some are forced to embark on this road for the sake of family, and some are self-squandering. Obviously, the beauty who just cried is the latter.

Sometimes the police will come to the hair salon, usually serious and unsmiling. When I shave for them, I will think, if the police have a fat belly at a young age, can they still fight crime and catch bad guys?

But on second thought, I am ignorant. Now that we have solved the case with high technology, where do we need to exercise and sprint? Think of those restaurant ladies again. Don't the police know they exist?

Then I heard from Sister Zhen that some policemen's families run hotels to raise young ladies. But every time he sweeps pornography, it has nothing to do with his family. Isn't that strange? I've been thinking for a long time, but I haven't figured it out.

Once, because I was in a trance, I scraped a small hole in my uncle's face and oozed blood. I was really worried that he would get up and tidy up me, but I didn't care what it meant when I saw him washing his face and looking in the mirror.

Later, after much experience, I realized that big people don't haggle over every ounce.

Whenever I use the afterglow of the sunset before visiting, I rush home. At that moment, I couldn't help looking at the restaurants on both sides of the road, which made me very confused. In my mind, they were shrouded in gloom and madness written by Japanese writers after World War II.

"Wonderland in the sky is hard to find, and there are many girls on the ground", which is like a decadent spell hidden in the most prosperous corner of the city. I don't know which room is full of drunken souls.

What is gratifying and fresh in my memory is Sister Zhen's diehard powder. He is about forty years old, personable and a model of elegance.

In the words of the master, it is unforgettable to see him like a spring breeze. It is a great honor to be his confidante.

He comes every few days, and the master will personally cut his hair or wash his hair, and even the shaving master will help him do it. He is also very sweet. He always puts a hundred-dollar bill on the counter. In my opinion, he can cut his hair ten times.

The first time he saw me, he never left his eyes and looked in the mirror, which made me very uncomfortable. At the end of the haircut, he asked me gently, "I heard that you are the best apprentice to shave your head here." Can you show it to me? "

Master got the message and gave me a wink at once.

I was really upset and didn't say it, but I secretly cared about him: "You're not being sarcastic! The smallest job here is shaving. If I don't do it, do I have to do it with my sisters? "

When the back of the chair fell down, he looked at me with that strange look again. I wanted to end this embarrassing scene quickly, so I said politely, "Sir, please rest assured and close your eyes. I will never touch you. "

I mean I won't hurt him, but he teased me on purpose: "How can I shave if you don't touch me?" Say that finish laughed. Looking at his clean-shaven chin before coming to the hair salon, I was red in the face and silent.

After a long walk, his face was white, clean, chiseled and tall. He is a handsome man full of artistic breath. When I put down the scraper to lift the back of the chair, I was stirred by the swivel chair wheel and almost fell down.

He got up quickly and patted me on the shoulder.

When I stood firm, I did something to protest. I quickly raised my hand and straightened my shoulders solemnly, acting like a chaste woman. It's ridiculous to think about it now.

He read my mind and apologized to me slowly: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything else." You are still a child. "

Although I was depressed, I didn't say anything. Looking down again, I found that his slender fingers were beautiful. But unfortunately, the index finger and middle finger of the right hand have disappeared.

He saw me in a daze and put it back in his trouser pocket. Politely ask: "Didn't scare you, girl?"

I suddenly said sadly, "I'm sorry, sir."

The master has handed me a brand-new hot towel. He nodded and thanked the clean face skillfully with his left hand. Then he smiled and said to me, "Never mind, it's not your fault?"

I just stood there, not knowing what to say.

Afterwards, the master told me that he was an excellent China painter. At the age of 28, he won the highest award in the national art world-Qi Baishi Award. He held many art exhibitions and became famous for a while.

His last work was a carp beating hibiscus seven years ago. When watching, it makes people feel elegant and quiet, comfortable and quiet. Watching fish swim in the clear waves and blue lotus flowers will make people intoxicated in the magical realm of peace and harmony. This is the highest spiritual enjoyment and also plays a role in purifying the soul.

In the traditional sense, this painting also means to get rich and avoid disaster.

Unfortunately, after the painting, my daughter was diagnosed with septicemia and died only eight months later. After burying his daughter, he suffered another car accident on his way home from the cemetery, and his wife died on the spot. He stayed in the intensive care unit for 28 days and then was transferred to the intensive care unit.

From then on, the painter never touched the brush again. He lost his wife and two fingers in the car accident.

God gave him peerless beauty and prodigy, but deprived him of a happy life.

Sister Zhen looked at me for a while and then said slowly, "Don't be nervous, girl. In fact, when you first came to the hair salon, I found that you looked like his daughter, especially these eyes. So being nice to him in the future is a relief? "

I nodded in agreement without thinking. And tell yourself that you must always smile at him and serve him well. In short, you should be better than other customers.

Unfortunately, my wonderful plan died before the start of the school season. When my lovely mother walked into the hair salon, it was the moment when I announced the complete end of my apprenticeship.

I was washing the painter's hair at noon that day. Mom and an aunt came in talking and laughing, and I immediately turned my head to give her a back.

The master said hello, and the sisters recommended all kinds of distinguished guests around their mother as usual. Just listen to my mother saying that the company needs a steamed stuffed bun with clothes to hold social activities.

Whew, my mother is seated, and the painter reminded me that it was a little cold after three times of hot water. I reluctantly put a towel on his wet hair. Then he stood up and sat in the armchair next to his mother.

After waiting for two minutes and not seeing me, I said hello: "Girl, should I shave?"

His words caught my mother's attention, so I had to hold my nose and hide in the mirror.

When the painter saw my expression, he was a little worried and asked, "What's the matter? Is something wrong? "

I didn't say anything but winked at him with my back to my mother, and he shook his head to show that he didn't understand. At this moment, the mother sitting by said, "What can girls do now? It is that she has been spoiled for a long time and is uncomfortable. She will be happy when she comes out! "

Yiyi, that's great! Everyone in the room focused on each other. Look at this dignified and lovely aunt. Why is she suddenly so rude?

Water under the bridge. I can't hide, but I'm not nervous. I cleared my throat and played a joke on the painter:

"Oh, you don't know. I am a little devil who grew up in Zizhulin. While my master went to heaven to discuss, he secretly came down to experience human life.

Master Guanyin swam here today and didn't mean to catch the little demon red-handed. I'm afraid I'll soon show my true colors and be taken back to Zizhulin to continue my cultivation. "

Everyone looked at me in a daze. The painter was just about to sit up when I pushed him back into the chair: "Can you let the little devil shave you for the last time?"

The painter nodded and smiled, and then closed his eyes happily.