Classic quotations of men and women getting along.

1, don't think that sleeping with a woman takes advantage. In fact, male semen is much more than female vaginal fluid. You should know: the relative motion between the piston and the cylinder is that the piston is more durable than the cylinder, and the result is always that the piston is damaged before the cylinder.

2. Don't sleep with a woman who has no feelings just to make up the numbers. Please think about it carefully, this is a man's hard work.

3. Don't be too greedy for women. Don't sleep in the same bed, looking at one and thinking about the other. You are just a small missile factory. You can't produce 10 thousand missiles at most in your life. It is impossible to blow through the earth. It is even more impossible to blow up every corner of the world. Moreover, raw materials for missiles are scarce and cannot be recycled. Dude, let's focus on sustainable development! Don't think you are playing with women's feelings. Many women and men play much better than men and women.

4. Don't think that you are consuming women when you go to bed. As a result of sex, you are consumed by women and paid to them. In fact, women are also eager to have a man to accompany her to bed. You worked hard and even paid a tip, which is exactly what women want.

5, many girlfriends, not the capital you can be proud of, will only be considered that the boss is not young and has no serious business.

6. It's best not to leave her phone number or her phone number for a woman you know in a bar.

7. Don't argue with your girlfriend. She was wrong. If you tolerate her, she will appreciate you. In fact, she knows that she is unreasonable.

8. if you have a problem with your wife, don't solve it easily by force, which will make people think that you are an unreasonable fanatic? .

9. Don't fantasize about finding a so-called famous beauty who is tired of Cecilia Cheung or Michelle monique Rice, because you are not Chow Yun Fat.

10, don't find a girl who is five years younger than yourself, if she is not very rich.

1 1. Don't wait until Valentine's Day to spend 300 yuan and 500 yuan to buy flowers. Usually giving a small gift can also make your woman smile.

12, don't believe that women like AA system, and the man who pays the bill is the most attractive to women.

13, don't think that men can ignore the image, women are not blind, and what they like best is the beautiful cool brother.

14, no matter how well your shoes are polished, even if they are not famous brands, they are more pleasing to the eye than a pair of muddy feet.

Saying goodbye to red, yellow, blue and green hair will only make you look nondescript.

16, most women think that men are most attractive when they are serious, whether they are working, playing or having sex with women in bed.

17, give your girlfriend more respect, especially when there are many people. Just bossing your girlfriend around will only make people feel that you have no taste.

18, let bygones be bygones, don't delve into her past, it's better not to ask if you ask, and it's better not to know if you know.

19, don't ask your girlfriend to be proficient in laundry and cooking when getting along. When you get married, she will naturally do these things for you.

20. Don't always emphasize to your girlfriend that you should be filial to your parents after marriage. Between people, reason is mutual. As long as you are filial to her parents, she will certainly be filial to your parents.

2 1, don't propose when you first get along, and don't propose after one year.

22. Women can row like water, men can build boats like steel, and water can carry or overturn boats.

If your income is not high, don't spend too much, let alone spend first and then jump. Otherwise, you will become a pathetic person begging for money everywhere. At that time, your ex-girlfriend could only tell your jokes.

24、? Smoking and drinking is enough, stay away from blogs and * * * *. That's not fashion, that's a dangerous dead end.

25. Having money to buy a good watch is more tasteful than hanging a thick gold chain around your neck.

26. Men have tears to shed, but men don't flick when they have tears. Men who often shed tears only make women sick.

27. For a girlfriend who wants to be a wife, one should be loyal and the other should be responsible. What's wrong with being exclusive to women? .

28, not a virgin is not necessarily a slut, a woman always has her sweet period of sex, don't fantasize that a virgin is not looking for herself.

29. Don't promise things that your girlfriend can't do easily. If you promise, you must work hard. A man's reputation is especially important.