Leave a funny sentence for a friend (48 sentences)

1. If someone marries me, I will blow up the divorce office immediately.

I don't hate you, but I can't see what I like from you!

When I get rich, I will send people I hate to the best mental hospital.

This razor is really shocking, and it is shaking before shaving.

Sometimes, I ignore you to make you pay attention to my existence.

6. They said that the Internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true.

7. You are smart enough to know that you are still human.

8. Things used by celebrities are called cultural relics, and things used by mortals are called wastes.

9. Look at people with time and heart, not eyes.

10. Life is half a memory and half a continuation.

1 1. A man will never refuse any woman who feels good, even if he has a woman.

12, Meng, remember to put sugar in the soup when you make it for me. I will thank you in the afterlife.

13, love is a wife's wife. How many people are responsible? !

14, in a word, distressed. Who can I get a word from? Where are you? I'll be right there.

15, from primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

16, told my friend that I wanted to fart, and my friend said, hold my burp.

17, do you believe that someone will carefully read every status of you, including every reply below, but don't say a word?

18, have you ever read everything others say but never commented? Share humorous sentences that leave messages for friends

19, I love you, how many times have I said it, and how many people have changed.

20. A person who has a crush on me. How can you be so calm?

2 1, money, how many people who don't love each other sleep together

22, a word is not how many people I perfunctory?

23, wandering the streets, asking about the whereabouts of happiness.

24. Today, someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day. I said, skip it.

25. I have always envied my boyfriend having the best girlfriend in the world.

26. There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I am afraid that I will be infected as soon as I go out.

27. Sometimes I pretend I don't want it because I can't get it.

28. Who says being short is bad? Don't talk to me with your head down if you dare!

29. Sorry, I can't see what you want.

30. A woman asks a man: Do you love me? Man: Love! Woman: Then you say that I am everything to you! M: Yes! You are my concubine.

3 1, please get old, don't hold me with inferior thread in the future, it will break every once in a while.

He said he loved you, but he didn't say he only loved you!

33. Women love to wear makeup, while men love to lie. Women wear makeup to deceive men's eyes. Men lie to women.

If the teacher hadn't told us not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

I won't marry a prince, but someone who treats me like a princess.

36. I mean, why do we always know each other well? So you are especially fond of strangers.

37. A woman's chest is uneven, which is called gorgeous parallel lines. Do you understand?

38. We are cucurbits in the countryside, and you are Altman in the city.

39. You say you love me, so what do you say you love me? You say you love each other, then I'll give you a hair and get out!

40. When he was a child, everyone was very sexy and didn't want to wear underwear.

4 1, I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune. A collection of humorous sentences that leave messages for friends.

42. People in the upper class always like to do obscene things.

43, piano, chess, painting and calligraphy can't be done, and washing and cooking are too tired.

44. Men's hands are not used to hit women, but to fight the world!

45. Do you know that sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day?

46. Fell in love, pursued, liked, happy, soon, tired, quarreled, faded and dispersed.

47. Death is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you dare not die.

48. The highest level of being a handsome guy is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.