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Brother's talk
Sister: "Brother, I'm cold". Brother: "You deserve it, you are freezing to death". Sister: "How can you do this?" . Brother: "Who told you to praise?" . But you take off your coat and put it on for me. Sister: "Brother, I want to eat ice cream". Brother: "You pig, how much is it?" . Sister: "You can give it at will". Brother: "No change. Take this 100 ". But I saw the 50-year-old behind grandpa with red hair. Sister: "Brother, someone bullied me". Brother: "Who?" . Sister: "XXX". Brother: "Well done, I want to invite him to dinner." Sister: "Are you my brother?" Brother: "I want to bully you and see if you provoke others." But I heard you talking on the phone when you were walking around. "I hit someone in the afternoon, damn it, dare to bully my sister!" . That's probably how my brother exists. (Author: anonymous)
Liangsheng, can you believe it? Every girl with a brother was a cat in her last life (Author: Le Xiaomi)
Except that he doesn't allow anyone to hurt me, beat me, bully me, speak ill of me and throw cold water on me. His name is brother! (Author: anonymous)
"Brother, I'm sorry, please fly freely in the future. (Author: Jing M. Guo)
The man I love must be strong-willed, without an ex-girlfriend pestering me, not having an affair with a female colleague, and disdaining playing with a little girl. He wants to be cruel to other women all over the world, only to me. He must meet the highest standards of a modern husband: he can take it out or bring it back. Especially the last four words represent how much sense of security a man can give people. (Author: Mi Meng)
"Elder brother, you are already so strong, why do you train so hard?" "Because stronger can protect this silly girl in front of me" (Author: anonymous)
I hung tens of thousands of wind chimes for you. In fact, this is the sound of branches colliding after freezing. In the future, even if your brother leaves and your wind chimes are lost, the wind chimes will keep ringing like this when it is windy in winter. (Author: anonymous)
It is said that 99% people can sing this lyric when they see it. (Author: anonymous)
I will always remember what I want to remember. (Author: Wong Kar-wai)
Because I am not alone, I have a brother. My brother is here, and I won't spare you for turning me into this. (Author: anonymous)
I love Ophelia. Even if there are thousands of brothers in Qian Qian, all their love can't be compared with my love alone! (Author: Shakespeare)
To outsiders, they are lovely twins. In fact, my brother is a clone. He is just her spare organ bank and is destined to live for her all her life. At the age of sixteen, my sister had a heart problem, which meant that my brother's life came to an end. But she didn't want him to die for her, so she sneaked out and fainted in the street. He carried her back. When she woke up, he was gone and saw a note: "Don't worry, clones are neither happy nor sad." Farewell is destined to be an irresistible ending. (Author: anonymous)
My brother is a prince and I am a princess. (Author: anonymous)
If I had to choose the time of death, I was thinking, if only that moment. I was very happy because my brother you came. (Author: anonymous)
Recall the past. Give it to Brother Ling for Yun Ge. For you, flowers come and go in the evening, and a bouquet of fragrance fills your hands. The past is vivid, and I can't see my old friends around me. (Author: anonymous)
I hope one day my brother can say excitedly in front of people, look, that's my brother. . I hope my brother will be proud of me one day. . How I hope that one day my brother will be proud of having a younger brother like me. . How I hope that one day my brother will die because of me. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (Author: anonymous)
When love becomes a thing of the past, it plays a more and more important role. Because I still have a dream and still put you in my heart, Leslie. It's been ten years. I can't forget where you are. Forget you, there will be no pain. Then I would rather remember the pain. Still miss you. (Author: anonymous)
Brother said, when practicing, don't think it's good to finish the homework assigned by the teacher every day. You still have a lot to discover, and what the teacher didn't say is the key. (Author: anonymous)
We are really like the waves of the sea. Those little floating chips. In that case, there is no need to continue to create those starry jobs. For the stand between these nation-States, for leaving behind bloody, countless tragedies that cannot be washed away by hand. There is no hatred in my heart. He will always be my closest and best brother. Because I believe this is the deepest forgiveness in the world. (Author: anonymous)
When I was six, I hated her. I hate that she seldom takes me to grandma's house. When I was ten years old, I hated that she seldom bought me new clothes for the New Year. When I was fifteen, I hated her and gave most of her love to my brother and younger brother. When I was twenty years old, I hated her. She let me leave home alone. At the age of 24, I hate her urging me to find a job and a wife. However, on Mother's Day, I suddenly found that I couldn't find a reason to hate her, and there were fewer greetings from afar!
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