Cup verse

Still find it difficult to pick up girls? The reason why the routine of picking up girls is difficult is because you can't speak, and because you can't say those sweet words that make girls feel excited, so come and learn today. But it must be remembered that both sides have a good impression, which is called harassment. Also, flirting is just a temporary move. If you want to stay with her longer, you have to make a little effort. Perhaps the fear is not that I can't meet the right person, but that I have exhausted my best self before meeting.

1. I think you should be very busy, just look at the first three words.

I know three people like you.

-Who is it?

Me, me, me.

Tigers don't show their arrogance

Think of me ... as my girlfriend.

4. Do you like yourself?

-I like it.

Then I will be your rival in love for life.

5. You are getting fat again.

That's great. There's another place I can like you.

6. Tell you that I like you, and I hope you can either give back or miss me when you are desperate, and you will feel that you are not so bad. At least someone likes you, but they can't get you.

7. I am lazy, so are you. Later, I became diligent so that you could continue to be lazy.

8. I really dare not love you

I'm afraid that love will hurt you too much.

9. Actually, good night has two meanings: A. Staying up late is not good for your health, so you should go to bed early. It would be nice if you could talk to me for a while.

10. If only you had milk tea, then I could hold you in my hand.

Please pay attention to your words.

Why?

Because I will kiss it at any time.

Do you like candy?

I like it.

No wonder it's so sweet

13. When I met you, God said four words in my ear: Destiny!

14. If one day I say I miss you, it's not that I miss you this day, but that I can't hold back this day.

15. Tell a meaningful poem

A lazy man in a small shirt.

16. What was the first 3D surround music you heard?

Throw a handkerchief.

17. Do you want to cut the whole pizza into 8 pieces or 12 pieces?

Eight dollars, 12. I can't eat it.

18. If you were someone else, would you like to be with yourself?

Don't even think about it. How can I have such a blessing?

19. In ancient times, my sister's face value could support the whole brothel!

You mean you look like a pillar?

20. Describe your cup in one sentence.

Suidad

2 1. Sorry, we may not be suitable.

Bullshit, I'm versatile.

22. Poverty is not a state.

Poverty is a normal state.

23. Why do you shop alone?

I'm afraid I'll scare you if I go shopping alone!

24. What is the outer layer of the earth?

Xiangpiaopiao milk tea

25. History teacher: Why did you hand in a blank sheet of paper?

Me: I'm afraid I tamper with history.

26. Pupils break up with street girls.

Netizen: Please give more care to the empty nesters after 90s.

You young people just take money too seriously.

Don't put anything on the table. What if the wind blows away?

28. Attendant: "Glad to serve you"

Me: "You are happy too early."

29. Is it normal for a boyfriend to eat his girlfriend's tofu?

If you don't get married, don't you have to go to bed after you get married?

Q: What should I pay attention to when opening an inn in the martial arts world?

A: There is a sign on the wall: I want to shout it out.

3 1. Attendant: "What can I do for you?"

"Yes, can you pay for it for me?"

32. once dota, teammate: I'm a little stuck. What about you?

Another teammate: Is there a card in this game? ! Where can I buy it?

33. Broadcast gymnastics is too fake.

Girls have been doing breast enhancement exercises for more than ten years, and it has no effect at all.

Have you ever seen Tintin, a boy who dances Latin dance, stretch himself?

34. There is a kind of fish named Kun in the Northern Ghost.

Kun is as old as you.

Into a bird named Peng,

Peng is back, just like your luck.

35. Once I see someone propose,

I asked my friend why he proposed on one knee.

She said kneeling is the grave.

36. Who would have thought that this girl 16 years old,

Just a boy of 12 years old four years ago.

37. Q: What animal in the world can't swim?

A: daughter-in-law and mother

I want to touch your hair. This is just a simple test.

Hmm! It is really oily!

39. A cold environment can make people younger.

Grandpa Xiaoming is 70 years old this year, and he is as cold as a grandson when he goes out.

40. Girl: I'm angry. It's no use buying me a cpb.

Boy: Then don't buy it. Don't be angry.

4 1. If you are hit by a car and fly 10 meters away,

What is the most handsome thing to say after getting up?

Next.

42. What's the name of the circle on the Monkey King's head?

Hericium erinaceus

43. Mom, what am I to you?

You idiot!

44. I asked the electric fan if I was ugly.

Then the electric fan shook its head all night,

I felt much better at once.

Don't listen to the electric fan, it's all blowing [doge]

45. What's your GPA?

Very sensitive.

46. I have your son now. Hurry up and prepare 300 thousand ...

Eat while it's hot. Very nutritious.

47. Two little bees are flying among the flowers.

The one flying high said to the one flying low, "you low-flying bee!" "

48. How long can a turtle be kept?

That depends on how you raise it. If you keep it, I can send you away.

49. When did you first read travel notes?

the Peach Garden

50. If books are the ladder of human progress.

Then e-books are elevators for human progress.

5 1. liberal arts students: Is the departure of leaves the pursuit of the wind or the persistence of the tree?

Science student: It's abscisic acid.

52. "Mom, I'm coming out."

"Gay?"

"hmm"

"Stay away from your dad."

53. Whether you care about me or not, I will still care about you.

54. We will be together in the next life. I'm not old without you.

55. You are afraid, so am I.. I haven't said what I'm afraid of. I'm afraid of everything about you.

56. You didn't have me in the first half of your life, so let me accompany you through the second half.

57. I just like you, I mean no harm.

58. My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.

I don't like this world. I only like you and the world with you.

60. Nothing special. I just want to hear your voice.

6 1. Take my hand and close your eyes, and you won't get lost.

62. I'm really a playboy. I like you every day and every one of you-50 golden sentences of picking up girls.