Humorous sentences of embarrassing scenes when dating a girlfriend (60 sentences)

I love you for ten years, and I will give you blue sea and blue sky.

2. Two-way travel? ♀。

I found a problem. I like talking to people who are good-looking. No wonder I always talk to myself.

Have I ever told you that there are so many flowers and trees, rivers and mountains, starry sky, cats, dogs, butterflies and bees, and I only like you.

The stupidest time for a man is to wear a suit to work for the first time, and the stupidest time for a woman is to wear a suspender skirt to the street for the first time.

6. I'm in a bad mood and need to get drunk ... and ask for a date!

7. Is the white dress too young and romantic, or is the pink girl too hard to stay?

8. Every day in the past, I was disappointed.

9. keep an appointment!

10. The world of mortals in Wan Li, many people met, lost, misunderstood and missed. Therefore, not everyone has people who really miss them when they get old.

1 1. All good things must be experienced with you.

12. Once the ocean dries up, the rocks are broken, but it is difficult to get together and separate.

13. I miss you day after day. When will the beautiful dream appear, dear: I really want to see you again.

14. You can't tolerate me, not because your mind is too narrow, but because my personality is too great.

15. Love period!

16. I like you. This is not just a wolf's ambition. Is an immortal thief.

17. You are a love story that I can't tell all my life. To make a long story short, I love you and I will spend the rest of my life with you!

18. This is good material for dating me.

19. Love waits for no man. Kiss if you want.

20. So safe.

It's strange that you breathe in so much courage and spit out nothing but a sigh.

22. The head on the left is flour, and the head on the right is water. When you think about a problem, your head burns.

23. Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind.

24. It's us.

25. Overhaul, asking for a date, asking for a takeaway, asking for an orgasm: we slowly learned to endure, we are bad! This is what people do. I was happy for a while ... but I didn't feel sad: I felt much better. It hurts for a while In cold and warm self-knowledge.

26. The sunshine suits you just right.

27. Your smile and tears are the most beautiful sun on my dream road.

28. Time has changed your appearance from your prime to your old age, but my enthusiasm for you has never waned. Love you for a long time, so long that I only love one person in my life.

29. In this world, there is no best, only the most suitable. Like clouds and sky, wind and grass, like you in my eyes, I am in your eyes.

30. Silence guards you, waiting for miracles and making yourself like air.

3 1. She is dating on Valentine's Day! I'm sick!

32. You are the white moon tip at the top of Qingyun Mountain, and the plum blossom crumbs in the snow. It's the drizzle that breaks the window and looks into the dusty eyes.

We met here, so we left here.

34. Secret love has become a habit, humbleness has been rooted in the bones, and scraping bones to cure poison is not clean. In August, Chang 'an "secretly loves".

35. Calm down and enjoy today's healing time.

36. I was held by my hand this year.

37. Yu Ding, I'm late again. This is a disease! I am a patient, please take care of the vulnerable groups.

38. Romantic days.

39. Freedom is not given by others, but pursued by oneself.

40. In the world of mortals and misty rain, a casual passing by may be doomed to a meeting of flowers. Meeting may just be the beginning. Only by understanding each other can we be together for life. Although this feeling is elegant and simple, it seems so precious.

My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome

42. The moonlight is beautiful and the wind is gentle tonight.

43. I really envy those who have stories. Unlike me, a word "handsome" can last a lifetime.

44. What do you mean, don't hesitate to die? Is to be angry 10 thousand times a day, but still don't give up.

45. Love me like me. Choose one.

46. Let's meet again when the tenderness of spring is full of branches.

47. I don't usually dump ugly girls, but you are an exception.

48. Some memories of the past have long gone with the wind, and now there is only myself, only now.

49. The river of the soul flows forward, and I am waiting for you in the cheerful water. After the familiar fish and shrimp, I offer you and my heart roses, so that the water of true love will be watered forever and never fade.

50. The more people I meet, the more I miss you.

5 1. There is no wind and no moon tonight.

52. Make life heavy! And slowly accumulate. Continue reading: I want to show elegance in my life at the egg saving meeting, and I will continue to write … to improve my moral level. Seriously and diligently interpret virtue, interested in leaving your phone number!

53. Welcome to the Love Channel.

54. Meet the most beautiful you in the most beautiful season, place and time.

I miss your company, romance and warmth.

56. Actually, I am a very nice person. Do you want to try to like me and make sure that my life will not pass the shelf life? Definitely worth it.

57. It's the end of a story, asking for a date and a team!

58. Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, while women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.

Running is not only a potential, but also an attitude, which determines the height of your life.

A collection of humorous sentences about dating my boyfriend at night (59 sentences)

A humorous sentence about dating my boyfriend at night 1. Girls who go out for more than two hours are not called makeup, but face-changing.

As an optimistic person in other people's eyes, you probably hanged yourself, and everyone thinks you are swinging.

3. Since I saw your household registration photo, I realized that it was so simple to give up someone I like.

I want you to remember me all your life, so I want to give you the most precious love in the world.

Sunny and warm as spring. How dare I grow old before you come?

Some people think that modern civilization has abolished cattle and horses and replaced them with cars. As we all know, modern people have to be cattle and horses to get on the bus.

7. You have left my world, and I don't need to wander in your world.

8. Actually, I am a very nice person. Do you want to try to like me and make sure that my life will not pass the shelf life? Definitely worth it.

9. I like watching you fall asleep, because you won't have any troubles then. I like the way you smile at me, because you are the happiest at that time. I just want to make you happy.

10. I like you for a long time. Be my girlfriend.

1 1. Life is so strange. I met you and fell in love with you.

12. I like you, the kind that I can like for a long time, the kind that summer is over and autumn is over, and there is enthusiasm after the novelty.

13. You are at a wonderful stage in your life. There are many wonderful stages that will come to you, but they are not easy to get. You have to pay the price and take risks.

14. Suddenly feel very wronged. I smiled at you, and when I turned around, I finally felt as if you didn't know.

15. No matter how busy life is, you are also the driving force.

16. Longing for love, expecting more, hoping more.

17. Become a person who is not lonely at all in the street.

18. When the wife on earth quarrels, come to my heart.

19. Go in both directions.

20. Others go on picnics, picnics and fall in love in spring ... I feel sleepy when I go to work in spring.

2 1. I am angry with you and tease you just because I like you; Learn from you and follow you, just because I fall in love with you; I love you and obey you only because I want to chase you; Miss you, love you, just want to kiss you; I love you and understand you. I just want to ask if you can accompany me for a lifetime.

22. Marriage is the grave of love. Without marriage, there will be no good end.

I dare not stop loving you for a moment.

24. Ask for a date on Tanabata. I'll drive the Porsche, you sit on the cushion, and have a road trip where you can leave. I treat you, you get the money, and it's only for one person. I can't push it with many people.

25. Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, while women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.

26. Let nature take its course, you have plenty of time.

27. Whenever I date Xiansen in winter vacation, there is always a mistress named winter vacation homework.

28. It's us.

29. It is a habit for men to lie, and it is a need for women to lie.

30. You are far away from me, but your voice is always in my ear. Every separated day and night breeds evergreen thoughts in my heart.

3 1. The rainbow that day despised me because I was brighter than it.

32. Romance is love.

It's not that I like all your looks, but that I like all your looks.

34. One day, one month, one year.

35. People's minds will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

36. Every day in the past, I was disappointed.

Even if we can't go to the eternal world, I will cherish the present and love you with my heart.

38. Spring is your love, Xia Yun is your lingering around the peak, the autumn moon is your tenderness, and Dongmei is your love.

39. May you be loved and treated gently.

40. I'm not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!

4 1. You are the star in front of you. When you smile, I think of being with my children.

42. Fall in love with me, I am sweeter than all the little girls.

No matter who you meet, you must arrive before the appointed time.

44. I was held by my hand this year.

45. I love sharing with you, and no one can take me away. Come here to weave a love internet bar.

46. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.

47. What do you mean, don't hesitate to die? Is to be angry 10 thousand times a day, but still don't give up.

48. Heartbeat signal.

49. Once the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, it is difficult to get together and to separate.

50. Stay beautiful.

5 1. God only cultivates useful people and is too lazy to care about useless people.

52. The weather is really not serious. It's always hot and cold for me.

53. A good life, separated by a year, a month, a day and an hour, is not a lifetime.

54. Why do you say that flowers bloom on the other side? He accompanied me to see the flowers bloom, and I was the last one to fall down.

55. The river of the soul flows forward, and I am waiting for you in the cheerful water. After the familiar fish and shrimp, I offer you and my heart roses, so that the water of true love will be watered forever and never fade.

56. I love you for ten years, and I will give you blue sea and blue sky.

57. I can't even keep my hair. What can I expect to keep you?

Humorous topic sentences for chatting with girlfriends

1. Q: What would you do if you drank ten bottles of beer?

A: Let them come up again.

2. Q: Do you dare to say how many people of the opposite sex have kissed you?

A: Not really. But every time I add one, I write it on a card. Later, I made four decks of poker with these cards.

3. Q: Both couples are on QQ, but neither of them has spoken 10 minutes. What does this mean?

The boss is nearby.

4. Q: I will give you 1200 yuan. What car should I buy?

Answer: buy a set of chess. There are four cars! And four BMWs.

5. Q: Pets that have been kept for 10 years and lovers that have been in contact for 1 week must give up 1. What do you choose?

A: Give up your pet and give it to your lover.

6. Q: What is the coolest car for getting married?

A: Bugatti drove the car, aston martin filmed it, led zeppelin DS8 escorted it, and the bride and groom rode the donkey.

7. Q: Are you a playboy?

A: In the past, everyone asked me with exclamation marks.

8. Q: When I went on a blind date, the woman opposite me grinned and a thick piece of powder fell off her face. What should I do?

A: It's very kind of you to send food at the first meeting.

9. Q: You were on the bus, and suddenly people around you took a look at you and threw up. What did you do?

A: Sure enough! Most people pass out when they see me.

10. Q: Can the little dragon girl not see Yang Guo for seven years?

I'll never see Yang Guo.

1 1. Q: Describe your driving level in four words.

A: The traffic police are speechless.

12. Q: Someone told you that I eat more salt than you! ! Explain what?

A: The mouth is heavy.

13. q: what is the biggest feeling after watching the beast video?

A: The mobile phone is too bad.

14. Q: A man stepped on your foot on the bus and told you that I was Jay Chou. What's your reaction?

A: Stand back. You can show off later, I stepped on Jay Chou!

15. Q: If you were fascinated by reading in the library and the opposite sex touched you with its feet three times, would you?

A: Step on the gas.

16. Q: It seems that many women like * * *? What are the reasons for liking or hating? Rumors seem to be back!

A: Come on, Kansai! Looking forward to the second season.

17. Q: There are seven seconds before the end of the world. What is the last thing you want to do?

Answer: collect vegetables.

18. Q: Do you like me when your lover/husband suddenly hugs you from a deep sleep and says I like you?

Answer: Don't wake him, and ask softly: What's my name?

19. q: at the same time, say 1 plant flowers to see who has a tacit understanding with me ~ ~

A: 1 plant flowers

20. Q: A man and a woman stayed all night and did nothing! do you believe that？

A: I believe. All wet, not dry.

2 1. Q: When dating, the woman said to you: You have no house or car to kiss? What's your answer?

A: Love is coming.

22. Q: Have you ever almost died?

A: Does * * * count?

23. Q: A female mop has made six boyfriends. How should she spend Valentine's Day?

A: Let's eat hot pot together.

Q: There are no cars in Yang Guo. Why is the little dragon girl still tired of him?

A: Who said there was no car? He's been carving cards!

25. Q: In the afternoon 10, a lesbian reported that my husband was absent. How should I reply? ! ! ?

A: I'll be right there.

26. Q: If someone asks, can I chase you? What's a better answer?

Why are you chasing me? I'm not emergency syrup. . .

27. Q: You are stranded on a desert island, and your cell phone has no signal, so suddenly you can make a phone call. Who did you call first?

A: China Mobile, complain about them! The signal is so bad!

28. To tell the truth, if you are a man, would you like to have a bunch of women like * * *?

I wish I were a woman with a lot of * *

29. Q: I'll give you 1 100 million to jump off the second floor. Would you like to cut it?

A: Please pile 1 100 million downstairs first, and I'll jump up at once.

30. Q: After breaking up, one party said: I will never walk into other people in my heart again. Can you believe it?

A: Not in my heart, but in my body.

3 1. Q: What do you think is the most desirable quality in you?

A: Wrong is wrong.

32. What is the best weapon you have ever held?

A: TT (invisibly killing 100 million people)

33. Q: A corpse was actually dug up in the garden where I bought the house. What should I do? Do you want to call the police

Answer: Keep digging. There are soldiers and horses below.

34. Q: Tell me the cruelest way to abuse yourself?

A: A person eats KFC family buckets.

35. Q: I'll give you 1W go to the gate of the community and shout three times: Sister Furong, I love you. What are you doing?

A: You can shout, but don't do it.

36. Q: At night, I was taking a bath. Suddenly found that I have an extra hand to help you bathe! You .

A: Sneak off its watch and ring.

Q: What do you mean by white sheets, white quilts, white pillows and white slippers?

Answer: Dr. Bai wants you to be white.

38. Q: Boys send more than 100 messages to girls every day, but there are few phone calls. What does that mean?

A: He ordered a monthly package.

39. Q: Describe your appearance in four words!

A: You're welcome.

40. Q: You only have 2 yuan in your pocket. How can we solve three meals?

Answer: buy a broken bowl and squat on the street.

4 1. Q: My brother pulled his pants and hit two American political celebrities!

A: Oh! Mom and dad. Larry.

42. Q: If someone looks at your photo and says it's ugly. . . . .

A: It's better than saying a cute monkey.

There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

When a beautiful woman despises you as a rogue, rogue, treacherous and dishonest ~)

44. I won't tell you if I kill you. You haven't played the honey trap yet!

Brothers, are there any beautiful women who ask you difficult questions? Good for girlfriends, for flirting. )

45. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good!

(Hehe, you can laugh if you are lucky)

46. Push me again and I'll play dead for you!

Beautiful women can use it when they ask you stupid questions over and over again.

47. You can't reach it. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

(Fight short rival in love, joke that girls are petite, suit yourself ~)

48. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

(Angry can also be humorous ~)

49. You said ... Do you like me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... I told you, actually, I like myself.

(Is it difficult to confess ~ Is it difficult to be ambiguous ~ It is not difficult to know what to say. Success is an art)

50. Castle Peak is still there, but it is a little red.

(Hungry, that, thinking of a word, is it heartless ~)

5 1. Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose!

Are you a collector, a collector or a collector? You choose! )

52. I not only have a car, but also my own!

I don't like gold diggers. )

53. If you like, I'll buy it for you ... (after realizing that the other person is angry) Oh, no, it's brother, I'll buy it for you!

Isn't humor important with brothers? )

54. The mirror always reflects light!

I told my girlfriend when I failed the exam. . . )

55. Does handsome have a P? Probably eaten by a pawn!

A woman tells you that man is so handsome. Is that star really handsome? A word choked her to death)

56. Don't worry about giving it to me, there's nothing wrong with it!

(Hehe ~ Did your girlfriend ask you to buy something? Did I ask you for help? So, is it better to help her do it well? )

57. Relax, I'm not a good person ... (Is it difficult to strike up a conversation? Trust me, yes! )

58. As long as you lay an egg all your life, let's step on it immediately, and don't let the headmaster and parents know! (Bedside flirting joke)

59. Don't thank me. Thank you and dare to charge you money!

(When you help MM or do something that makes her grateful ~ Hehe, pinch her, be careful with powder boxing)

60. Don't tell me to bring it on-I have two generations of love!

(MM: Do you want a real pK? You interrupted her with this sentence before she finished. . . )

6 1. If you ignore me, I will be a dog!

(MM: Are you sure you don't want to give me chocolate? I'll ignore you, promise ~ do you know how to say it? )

62. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

(spontaneous ~)

63. I haven't eaten meat for a few days, and now I've practiced to fart without meat!

I haven't held your hand for a while, and now I have developed the habit of shaking hands with the puppy when I catch it. . . The premise is that it is a woman ~)

Generally speaking, the husband is thin, either his wife is too eager or his wife is too stingy. I hope I am thin because of the first item.

Usually I am so thin, but you like buying food for us so much. Honey, why do you think we are thin? )

65. As long as a person looks good, no matter what he does, everyone thinks that the baby is reasonable and normal. You see, I was streaking and no one saw me ~

Actually, we are so handsome that no one saw us streaking. . . )

66. Let me test your IQ first. How much is one plus one?

He answered me at once. The child reacts quickly. His answer was to spit in my face. !

You see how smart our relatives' children are. Fortunately, they didn't spill urine on my face.

67. Oriental Pearl: The penis in Shanghai looks magnificent, but why are the testicles above and below? Deformity?

(use with caution. . . )

68. You also eat fried food. Look at the pimples on your face! I can almost connect gobang!

(Hey, man, that's a depressing smell ~)

69. The appearance is youthful and bright, but the heart is shabby.

We are the same kind of people, shiny in appearance and broken in heart. . . )

70. Do you know I can doodle? I often doodle at night' I doodle when no one is around: Registration: 139.

(。 . . So please tell me the number, our graffiti technology is first-class ~)

7 1. A girl in my dormitory turned against me.

Are you two fighting? A slap in the face? Scratching your hair and splashing pen water?

(exaggerated ~)

72. Be careful, I said, pulling her.

She looked at me and asked doubtfully, what's the matter? Why did you pull me?

There is an ant, don't knock you down.

(Everyone is holding hands ~)

73. I thought it was useless to be invisible to others. People like me, like fireflies in the dark, are bright enough and outstanding enough.

(QQ She: Why are you always invisible? . . . )

74. A woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man kissing a woman is a kind of luck. So, you are my luck in eating, and I am your happiness ~ (I like direct flirting, but my tone, expression, eyes and tone are all measured by my brothers. My expression is serious and playful, and my eyes are focused and gentle, so I want to look into each other's eyes)

75. The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock! Ah, no, stainless steel hens. . .

I met a very stingy woman before and threw this sentence out. . . As a result, she said, you are still a rooster, and a rooster matches a hen. . . I am embarrassed. . . )

76. I was pulled out before I had time to have sex.

(She: Are you a playboy? I often see you with different girls. Me: I'd like to, but it was pulled out before I could get involved. . . )

77. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates. To tell you the truth, you are just like my ex-girlfriend's piracy.

(subtext, piracy is too powerful, you have to become my genuine ~)

78. Knowledge is like underwear; it is invisible but important. Therefore, I am still single-minded. A pair of underwear has been worn for more than 20 years ~

I forgot where it was used. This seems to be a conversation about people saying that I am talented in leaving messages. . . )

79. My friend's name was him in his girlfriend's mobile phone, but they broke up later.

I wish I could do less myself. . . )

80. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

She: I wonder if you have always been such a playboy. )

Date the person you love the most.

Dating the person you love most 1. Many people come and go, which is nothing to mention. Only you are different, so you don't need to decorate.

There is only one you in the world, how can I not cherish it?

You know, if you don't cherish me now, there will be no shop after this village. But you should also know that once you pass this village, I will wait for you in the shop below.

Let the storm come more violently and let the date get soaked.

5. Be a person who is not lonely at all in the street.

I love you with my life.

7. Is the white dress too young and romantic, or is the pink girl too hard to stay?

8. The world of mortals in Wan Li was met, lost, misunderstood and missed by many people. Therefore, not everyone can have a person who really misses him when he is old.

9. Your eyes are shining, your smile is worth a thousand words: your true feelings are revealed, and your words are worth a thousand words.

10. I really envy those who have stories. Unlike me, a word "handsome" can run through my life.

1 1. In this world, there is no best, only the best. Like clouds and sky, wind and grass, like you in my eyes and I in your eyes.

12. On the road of exploring truth, people usually choose to mix well. When men choose the truth, they often choose the plump one.

13. The rainbow that day despised me because I was brighter than it.

14. The latest finishing! 83 humorous sentences about dating

15. Maybe not every day is so beautiful, but there are some beautiful things every day.

16. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. You made me do it.

17. My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that my handsome is not obvious.

Dating the person you love most 18. You don't like everything about you like me, but I like all your looks.

19. Secret love has become a habit, humbleness has been ingrained, and scraping bones to cure poison is not clean. In August, Chang 'an "secretly loves".

The moon shines on the water, and I love you here.

2 1. I like you. This is not just a wolf's ambition. Is an immortal thief.

Generally speaking, I can't heal with a family bucket until I have a stable job. I envy dating experts for having such a wise audience as me.

23. The moon is the second best thing at night, and the first good thing is you.

24. Love me like me. Choose one.

25. The weather is getting colder and colder. I heard that the reason why winter is so cold is to tell everyone how warm and important people around me are.

Regret is a kind of happiness. Because there are things you regret.

27. After walking so far, I found home is the warmest: I met so many people and found my mother's smile is the most beautiful.

28. There is no objective evaluation. I love him subjectively.

29. Some memories of the past have long gone with the wind, and now there is only myself, only now.

30. There is no money in my wallet. What happened? There is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork!

3 1. Only when spring comes, summer suddenly comes to the solstice.

32. Spring is your love, Xia Yun is your lingering around the peak, the autumn moon is your tenderness, and Dongmei is your love.

33. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.

34. There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

Dating someone you like is like flying a kite for a man. If he likes it to fly high, you can make it fly high. If he likes it to fly far, you can make it fly far. The most important thing is that you have this line all the time. You know when to pull, when to pull and when to release. Even if it is under control, it is a brilliant move.

36. Blowing the clouds of missing, wrapped in the mountains of love, hiding sincere water, flowing gentle rain, floating romantic me, carrying love, saying to dear you: I love you!

37. It takes courage and luck to love someone.

38. Pig Diary.

39. Others go on picnics, picnics and fall in love in spring ... I feel sleepy at work in spring.

40. You are the most important person to me. Life is wonderful because of you.

4 1. You are by your side, by your side.

42. Facing that person, there is always further impulse, but no further courage.

43. There are many reasons for not loving in the world: being busy, being tired is good for you and so on. And there is only one expression of love: I just want to be with you.

44. I love you very much, love you super, and love you invincible.

45. Silence guards you, waiting for miracles and making yourself like air.

46. The little thing of falling in love.

47. I was held by my hand this year.

48. If I were you, a family meal would cure me.

49. Your name is not long, but it runs through your heart.

50. The weather is really not serious. It's always hot and cold for me.