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Lines from the 25th episode of "Please I Love My Family" "Love You Need to be Negotiated"

I solved it.PART1

Episode 25: Love You Must Be Discussed

Introduction: Xiaofan fell in love with the married teacher Meng, and his family decided to criticize him together Teacher Meng made Xiaofan give up his hope

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(The family is about to finish dinner, Xiaofan is coming)

Yuanyuan: My sister-in-law is back, let’s go have dinner

Xiaofan: Okay, don’t wait for me to eat dumplings

Heping: Why are you back at this time? Why did you go there?

Xiaofan: The department is going to publish a book, which is a perspective on contemporary hot issues in China. Each person is assigned a topic. , afternoon instruction

The tutor came to talk to me

Zhiguo: What kind of book should I publish? It’s not just to make money. What topic will I give you?

Xiaofan: The problem of a third party interfering. Alas, my instructor’s surname is Meng, and he is very handsome. It’s really my luck

Zhixin: I don’t like this kind of thing in your school. I have some objections to the arrangement. I’m afraid it’s not appropriate.

Xiaofan: What’s the matter? The teacher is so handsome and it’s not allowed. It’s also comfortable to look at.

Zhixin: You do the learning. Is Tu comfortable? Let’s talk about your topic. You said that your eldest daughter is young and serious.

The second person hasn’t been caught yet, but the third person... (starts) What school... (Part 2)< /p>

Mr. Fu: I think it’s inappropriate for your school to assign this kind of question to unmarried young women. Xiaofan, why don’t you ask him to change the question for you

?

Xiaofan: Yes, that’s fine. Anyway, there are other topics... (find the notebook) Ah, drug abuse, drug trafficking, prostitution, whoring, corruption and corruption

Bribery, artificial abortion, let’s talk about it What are the aspects of a young girl losing her virginity? Why does a sexually perverted gay secret have a sugar daddy and stay behind?

The aristocratic life circle for single men and women, the juvenile delinquents in the psychiatric juvenile detention center in the mental hospital, you see which one I choose

Which one is suitable?

Mr. Fu: Forget it, let’s be the third party...

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(In the evening, the family is watching TV, Xiaofan enters)

Mr. Fu: An innocent woman, ah, I am willing to be a The third party, ah Xiaofan, you have to write an article to criticize them

Xiaofan: Our teacher Meng said that girls like this type are actually the most unfortunate. She is not what she is now, because she Standing alone in the world; there is no past, because her past has not yet arrived; there is no future, because her future has passed; she cannot have changed Old because she has never been young; she cannot be young,

because she is already old; she cannot die, because she has never lived; she cannot be alive...

Zhixin: Alas, alas, I say...are you talking in human language when you go around and around?

Xiao Fan: You don’t speak human language, our teacher Meng said, you can watch TV, I have to come up with my article (Part 2)

Mr. Fu: Okay, okay, you have to have the spirit of hard work to study, ah Yuanyuan, learn from my sister-in-law

Zhixin: Alas, you still need to learn, are you really not able to see it or are you pretending not to be able to see it? Come out, she is still studying the third party, she is almost becoming the third party

Mr. Fu: What do you mean?

Zhixin: If she hadn’t fallen in love with that teacher named Meng, she would probably still be a married man. Even if I miss her, don’t look at it

My eyes are too small to see this. You can tell everything at a glance (Part 1 of Heping Xiao Zhang), alas, I discovered the matter between Xiao Zhang and Xiao Liu first

Xiao Zhang: Brother Zhixin, Don't talk about that thing again

Zhiguo: No, we, Xiaofan, are a sensible person

Heping: Yeah, all those girls now are very smart. When this happens, how many people understand?

Mr. Fu: Let me tell you, why should we study a third party properly? This is doing public opinion for ourselves.

In terms of preparation, she herself

was taken in first. This is no good. I have to interrogate myself and bring Jia Xiaofan with me...

Zhixin: Alas, dad, don't be in a hurry. , you can’t ask, and she won’t tell you. According to what I mean, I’ll give her a trick to lure the enemy deep and lure the snake out of its hole. I won’t believe her if I lay a trick on her. Don’t drill

Mr. Fu: This is a conspiracy, not a conspiracy... (discussed by everyone)

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(Living room, Zhixin leads Xiaofan out)

Zhixin: I only come back once a week, don’t you want to Moms, Moms, I still miss you

Everyone: That’s right, alas...

Zhixin: Take a break, take a break, combine work and rest (recommended by Xiaofan Sitting)

Zhiguo: Ah Xiaofan, how is the article written? Is it going well?

Xiaofan: We are collecting materials, but we haven’t formed a point of view yet...

Zhixin: Do we still need to form a point of view? In a word, the third person, regardless of which one he is, is the eighth person, and it is also legitimate!

Is love divided into married and unmarried? Yes or no? I will only love this once in my life. I will bet my youth on tomorrow...

(To Xiao Zhang) What's next?

Xiao Zhang: Why not take a leisurely walk!

Zhixin: Hey, ah, dad, don’t you think so? Of course, your thoughts are rather feudal, don’t you agree with my point of view?

Mr. Fu: Who said that? Am I feudal? I am not liberated compared to anyone else! When I look at this issue of a third party, I cannot completely deny it.

Freedom of love and freedom of marriage are our consistent policies. There is freedom to love and freedom not to love.

There is the freedom to love you, there is also the freedom to love him, there is the freedom to love you in the past and not to love you now, and there is also the freedom to not love you in the past

I love you now... this Nothing is static. Everything in this universe is moving, developing and changing. Dialectics

Zhixin: Dad, your point of view is very inspiring to me. , can you be more specific?

Mr. Fu: Is it still very inspiring? I have seen it a long time ago...

Zhixin: (patting Mr. Fu) Alas, dad, you... there is a white hair here...

Mr. Fu: Ah, I have long seen it... I see this problem, ah, it’s a pity that I am old and have no chance to practice my new life. It depends on you young people... Take this for example, you are currently studying the third party. The question is, without actual experience

how can we study it thoroughly? If you want to know the taste of pears, you have to taste them yourself. I heard that

There is a girl in the UK who went to the primeval forest to work with chimpanzees in order to study this animal

< p>My son has lived for more than ten years, and his spirit is very commendable and worth learning!

Xiao Fan: Oh, Dad, I didn’t expect your thoughts to be so radical. If I study the issue of prostitution, would you also suggest that I go and experience it myself?

Old Fu: Nonsense! What else do you want to do (Zhixin gesture)...Ah, I mean this is not the same thing, this,

Ah, you guys should also talk about it

Xiao Zhang :Actually, I have the most say in dealing with the issue of third parties. At the beginning, Xiao Liu and I...

Xiao Fan: Alas, alas, Xiao Zhang, Xiao Zhang, don’t mention you. Whether things with Brother Liu will work out, you haven't reached that level yet...

Yuanyuan: Aunt Zhang, what kind of third party are you? Like A Rong and I, that's really... ah?

Xiaofan: Yuanyuan, even if you fall in love with him, he is not married yet, so he cannot be considered a third party

Yuanyuan: Then I will wait until twenty He's still not married yet? I am now fully prepared to be the third party, just let me be the third party...

Xiaofan: What a good thing you are arguing about, oh , one has served, and the other is a candidate, it’s quite lively...

I also went out to do some social surveys, we are all included, but it is a pity that there is no current one...

Zhixin: Oh, this is easy to handle. I will bring the little widow in tomorrow and everything will be ready<

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Xiaofan: The remarriage of the young widow does not count as a third party, right?

Zhixin: I haven’t finished speaking yet. How about killing that man? I can count. A third party?

Mr. Fu: The more you talk, the more outrageous it becomes. I’ll just point it out... (being held down by Zhixin) Ah, this

Zhixin: Dad, don’t worry, don’t worry , don’t be afraid that our family can’t keep up with the trend of the times. We can definitely find the first and third. ah, the only one in our family who is an intellectual is Xiaofan. She should be a civilized one. As a representative of progress

I believe that she has the courage to break through old ideas by her own example, and also allows us, the masses, to learn to have goals and to have direction

Xiao Fan: Since everyone has such high expectations for me, I won’t hide it from everyone. In fact, I quite like Mr. Meng

Teacher...

Mr. Fu :Why are you like this... (Everyone stopped) Are you still very courageous...

Zhiguo: Is he the kind of person who is unmarried in his thirties and focuses solely on his career? Type?

Mr. Fu: I’m not married yet, so that’s pretty much it... Ah, yes, how can this be considered a third party? This is simply cutting corners

Reducing ingredients Well (Recorder: Guacaidai, I don’t understand)

Xiaofan: Who said he’s not married? If he’s not married, can I be considered the third party? My children are almost in elementary school

Zhixin: How about it? Is it interesting?

Mr. Fu: What do you mean? ...Ah, it's really interesting

Zhiguo: It's just a flirtation, why don't you move forward... I don't think you have the courage...

Xiaofan: Who said that? I...

Zhixin: If you are so brave, do you dare to bring him to our house for us to take a look at? How about it? Isn’t it possible?

Xiao Fan: What’s wrong with that? He will give me a tutoring class tomorrow. I will tell him to change the location to our house. Isn’t that okay?

Mr. Fu: What are you doing, Jane... ah, there is no preparation at home, how can you receive guests...

Xiao Fan: Dad, you are not an outsider, what else should you do? Get ready. If you don't want to see him, you don't have to see him. I'll take him

to my room, and we'll be alone together...

Mr. Fu: You're so beautiful! Still alone together...ah, I mean, bring us all to meet...

Zhixin: I said, I said, don't go around in circles with her, Xiaofan, tell me, Why are you and that man surnamed Meng getting along with each other?

Xiaofan: What’s wrong? What do you mean?

Mr. Fu: What do you mean? We call it luring the snake out of its hole and luring the enemy deep in!

Xiao Fan: Okay, (getting up) You guys are colluding. Who else am I going to trust these days? Xiao Zhang, are you participating too?

Xiao Zhang: Sister Xiaofan, I am afraid that you will make the same mistake as Xiao Liu and I again

Xiao Fan: Where are you Yuanyuan? You, a candidate, are you going to plot against me with them?

Yuanyuan: I want you to fight a bloody path for me first, and in the future, I will be able to fight forward and succeed...

Xiaofan: Sister-in-law, and you! It’s true that everyone in the world has failed me!

Heping: Oh Xiaofan, we are all doing this for your own good. How far are you and Teacher Meng?

Xiaofan: You can’t understand it at all!

Zhixin: What’s wrong? Is it beyond comprehension? Isn’t this bullying my sister? Where's that bastard?

Hey! I'll go find him! (The guy grabs the guy from the sofa and tries to get out, but Zhiguo stops him) Don’t stop me today, otherwise I’ll give him a blow on his head

My last name is his...

< p>Heping: Alas, come back and ask you to come back. Just come back. Get a cotton pad. Whose scoop are you going to open? You, you can just dust others.

You...

志 Xin: Did I take it by mistake? (Reply, I want to change to another cotton mat)

Old Fu: Oh, sit down, sit down, if you have any problems, you still have to report them to the organization. Go to their school to report the situation.

Zhixin: Yes, what is the name of that wicked teacher Meng Mengmeng? What class does he teach, how did you meet, how did you meet, and how did you collude to collude, tell the truth!

Xiaofan: If you really want to know, you can ask yourself when he comes. I will call him right now and ask him to come to our house tomorrow.

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