A lovely joke to make peace.

First, the lovely joke 1, did you tell you I'm sorry for the recent wind? If not, I'll say it for the wind. 2, crispy rice, noodles, mud, three people are good friends. One day Mud asked the rice crust, What shall we do? The crispy rice said, let's meet! The vegetables are holding a slimming competition. Eggplant saw cucumber and found that the waist of cucumber was very thin, so eggplant kept whispering: it is not as thin as melon. There is a pineapple to get a haircut. There are many people. He waited in line for a long time before it was his turn, and the barber didn't help him for a long time. He was very wronged and said, you control me. A good beep and a bad beep are three good friends. One day, a random toot was called bad toot, and bad toot went out to play toot. Bad beep. Who is the random beep? Say whatever you want, and we'll make up! 6. A little penguin plopped down, and a bird chirped at it, "Are you going to lie down all your life?" Haven't got up yet. "The little penguin said angrily," Yes, I'm sorry! "7. Once upon a time, there was a duckling and a group of ducks were walking in line. Then the duckling wants to align, but it is too stupid to align. It mumbles, misplaced duck, misplaced duck, misplaced duck. 8. A duckling is going to play with a friend. It passed a river, and the bridge on the river collapsed, so it had to swim across. But there are many small stones in the water that hurt its feet, and the water is particularly urgent, so the duckling muttered, so sad, so sad, so sad, so sad. Second, what are the good copywriters 1? I found a delicious shop. Do you want to go? 2. drastic changes in eastern Europe and the disintegration of the Soviet Union. (end of the cold war) 3. I owe you five dollars, and you pay me back ten dollars, but I owe you. 4, watermelon melon cantaloupe, I was wrong, my little fool. I'm a little angry now. I'll coax you if I'm slow. 6. Is my mobile phone broken? I can't hear from you. I know, you must be very angry because I saw your hair explode. 8. It's all because of that damn temper. I will definitely give it a good scolding. Will you forgive me? 9. Hello, I'm Bao Bao's personal assistant. My master feels that this seems to upset you. Let me come and ask about the situation. 10. If an apology is useful, why do you need the police? Even so, I don't want to bother the police uncle. I'm sorry, please forgive me, and don't bother the police uncle. Lovely paragraph 2 1, "drastic changes in eastern Europe, disintegration of the Soviet Union." "What?" "The cold war is over." 2. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't take the ball away. Don't take the ball away. Did you hear that? Please don't go. 3. "The sum of the first item and the last item is divided by two." "Why?" “Sum。” 4. "You have the wrong number." "What's the matter?" "I shouldn't play games and ignore you." (PS: If there are no steps, go down and create steps! M and n had a fight. Who apologized in the end? " "Who is it?" "M, of course, because I'm sorry." 6. Look at the sky and clouds at dusk. I mean, I miss you (PS: because the next sentence is, I miss you when I walk, and I miss you when I sit. 7. "You owe me 5 yuan, and I owe you 10 yuan." "What do you mean?" "I owe it." (I apologize! ) 8. Vegetables are competing to get thinner. When the eggplant saw the cucumber, it found that the waist of the cucumber was very thin, and the eggplant kept muttering: It doesn't matter if there is no melon. 9, watermelon melon cantaloupe, wrong my little fool. 10, a pineapple needs a haircut. It sat for a long time, and the barber didn't cut it. It says: Leave me alone! 1 1. Did the recent wind say sorry for me? If not, I say it's for the wind. 12, once I was looking at the moon. It was round and bright, round and bright, round and bright. Did you hear it ~ 13, I knew you must be angry, because I saw your hair explode. Once upon a time, there was a man named lyna. He is handsome, but he gave birth to an ugly son. After he taught his son, he said he was my son, so they wouldn't dare to scold you or say you bullied you. So his son said in class every day, lyna, my dad, lyna, my dad forgive me. 2) It is said that there is the hottest restaurant in the world, but some people don't believe it. I went to eat. It is said that this man can eat a lot of peppers. As soon as he entered the door, he told the boss that he had brought a bowl of the hottest pepper. The boss smiled and took a bowl and left. It is said that this is the boss's unique pepper, named Yeti. Sure enough, the man ate two bites and couldn't eat any more, so he kept asking the boss what kind of pepper it was. Dad said it was a snowman. What was that? The weather is sultry! The weather is sultry! I was wrong! 3) Once upon a time, there was a village where all the people kept turtles, but the turtles in their village were different. Instead of laying eggs, they gave birth to baby turtles directly! And a litter can give birth to more than a dozen babies, because it is inevitable in this village for some years. It is said that if any tortoise can give birth to more than a dozen babies neatly, that family will be either rich or expensive. Then this happened to be hit by the two dog family. Their turtles are very old, and this is the last time they give birth. But God gave them a big surprise. Old turtle's dozen babies are neatly arranged, which will make two dog happy. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, don't be angry! 4) The first item 77, the last item 7065438+ the number of items 05 772 "Why?" “Sum。” 5) Once upon a time, there were three good friends. They applauded, criticized and casually asked: Who are there? I don't know: let's make up. Let's make up. 6) m and N had a fight. Who apologized at last? "Who is it?" Because I'm sorry, the vegetables are having a slimming competition. Eggplant sees cucumber and finds that the waist of cucumber is very thin. So eggplant has been muttering: it's okay not to be as thin as a melon. 8) How cute it is to refuse to apologize. Once I was looking at the moon, which was neither round nor bright. Did you hear that? Don't forgive 9) crispy rice, noodles and mud are all good friends. One day, Mud asked the rice crust what we were doing. The crispy rice said, let's meet. Let's meet. 10) How cute it is to apologize. There was a duckling waiting in line to align with the duck in front, but he muttered that it was wrong. Did you hear that? pity ...