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Make a circle of friends when drinking. The sentence is short and witty.

1. Youth is drunk again.

Bring me long island iced tea, I'll sleep for half a night.

This water tastes terrible. I have to add whiskey to drink it.

Sunny, cloudy and rainy days are not as good as jagermeister's.

I am an island floating in the sea of witchcraft.

6. Wine and water nourish people until dawn.

7. I can't tell my story without 36-degree wine.

8. Budweiser cures all diseases. Jagermeister broke a long-term love.

9. God wants us to be happy, and alcohol can testify.

10. Sunny, cloudy and rainy days are not as good as having jagermeister around.

1 1. Drink every day and every night, and the future is bright.

12.Ace bottle blower applied for war.

13. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is wine.

14. Wine has become a passport and often takes me to another world.

15. If you don't drink, I won't drink either. Who set this table?

16. I won't float if the snow doesn't float, and I won't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

17. What I want to say most is in my eyes, in my manuscript box, in my dreams and in my wine.

18. The collapse of adults begins with drinking.

19. Sunset is a signal to drink.

20. If you don't drink on Saturday, your life will be wasted.

2 1 .1 Jin of white wine and half a bottle of beer, you can drink whatever you want.

22. You have a cup and I have a cup. After drinking, we can dance together.

23. I don't drink enough, but I have to go up.

24. Three points drunk, seven points miss you.

25. It's great to drink for a while, and it's great to drink all the time.

26. What I drink is not wine, but something that is hard to swallow.

27. I am drunk in your eyes, but I am awake in my heart. I just miss you when I'm drunk.

28. wine is in the stomach, but things are in the heart. There always seems to be a layer in the middle. No amount of wine can drown your heart.

29. The head is not the head, but the rotating earth.

30. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you get.

3 1. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table. Being drunk is drinking.