Funny and humorous Versailles Quotations Award

Funny and humorous Versailles Quotations 1

1. Mr. Wang is very distressed to see that I stayed up late after the Double Eleven. He asked skp if you didn't buy enough or Galeries Lafayette didn't shop enough. Why do you have to buy a big bottle of cream for 3, yuan, not afraid that cheap goods will hurt your skin? Hey, how can a straight man know the happiness of buying discounted goods?

2. A person's appearance really affects many things, for example, I am handsome, but I have lost my troubles.

3. Actually, speaking of Versailles literature, look at the circle of friends. Isn't it the literary scene of large-scale Versailles literature?

4. I just went out without makeup today, but someone still wants me to use WeChat. Is he blind?

5. I remember that every time a relative brings a child to visit my home, I want to lock my bedroom door, not because I am afraid that they will spoil my hand-made cosmetics (someone will send them again if they are broken ~), but because I am very upset that their parents always like to drag them to see the trophies and certificates I have taken.

6. There is a kind of showing off wealth, asking me to grow up with you!

7. I went out today and said I would save money to take the subway, but my housekeeper told me that driving was cheaper, but I was afraid of being too ostentatious, so I only drove a Ferrari out. I have kept a low profile, but I didn't expect anyone to ask me for my phone number. It's so annoying.

8. I didn't expect to live for half a year and then be demolished. I shared it with him with great interest: "I wonder how many houses the country will allocate this time!" He just said, "Yes." The smile on the corners of the mouth is as warm as jade. It didn't take long for the property to come: "This place is going to be demolished!

9. I'm tired of eating seaweed every day with big fish and big meat! There are too many jewels at home! The house was piled up in a mess, and more than 3 maids were invited to clean it up. Why? Because the house is too big!

1. I weighed myself before I went out today, and found that I lost 25kg. I was originally happy. Only when I was walking on the road did I find that I forgot to wear the 25kg snow mink velvet silk blended with Australian camel hair and Tyrannosaurus rex fur coat that Xiao Wang bought me.

12. See! Everyone is rich except me!

13. It's so annoying. SF can only pick up 3 couriers at a time. It takes me 3 times to pick up all the things I bought, so I don't want to pick them up.

14. when I make friends, I don't care whether he has money or not. Anyway, he is not as rich as me!

15. The house bought by Double Eleven is quite spacious, but I still like a small space and a sense of security.

16. Just now, at the door of the classroom, I was stopped by a little brother who looks like Jason and asked for the number? I didn't wash my makeup or wear makeup today, but I wore a dusty sweater … Is your eyes okay, little brother? You want to add me like this?

17. I accidentally dropped my mobile phone. I like the shiny new mobile phone very much.

18. What I like to hear from my boyfriend recently is that I will be happy if I buy crazy horse skin.

19. I'm 23 years old, and I live in two suites on the Third Ring Road in Beijing. Hundreds of thousands of bags can fill the walls, but these were not given to me by my parents, but I dreamed of them through my own efforts.

2. skipping rope is afraid of affecting the downstairs, so I bought the house downstairs, and finally I can jump rope with peace of mind. Funny and humorous Versailles Quotations II

21. My husband actually gave me a pink Lamborghini, which is too straight. Hey, how can I tell him that I don't like this color?

22. It is said that there is great pressure to buy a house now, and I also want to feel what it feels like, because more than a dozen buildings in my house were demolished.

23. People always ask me what notebook I plan to use in 221. This question is really difficult to answer, not because of entanglement. After all, it is really tiring to read so many names, such as HOBO, National Honor, Midori, Bando and Matoka.

24. Someone slapped me from behind. I turned around and saw two handsome guys. One of them was a little shy and said, I'm sorry, I mistook you for someone else. I turned around and heard another person say, You really look like Liu Yifei.

25. Today, I went to the supermarket and bought a pack of four-dollar spicy strips. When I checked out, my cashier asked for my WeChat, and he said that he liked me as an independent woman. I smiled. I told him to give him a bottle of coke next time. He called me baby several times with a smile.

26. Playing the piano and musical instruments in the middle of the night, netizens said that paying attention would disturb the neighbors. However, ten villas nearby are mine, and the scope is relatively large, so it should not disturb others.

27. I have been in Switzerland for a long time, but I can't get used to flower rolls when I return home. My friend specially brought me Swiss rolls, which is still the familiar feeling.

28. Why do so many people ask me for WeChat? Obviously, I don't wear makeup today.

29. Whoops, who can give me some meat? After two months of binge eating, it still hasn't reached 9 Jin.

3. Cleaning has asked for leave for a few days. I live alone in a villa of more than 3, square meters, which is empty.

31. Just now, a beautiful person sat in front of me. We looked at it for a long time and didn't talk. I didn't put down the mirror until my hands were sore.

32. Today, I went out to collect rent, bought breakfast, got my hands dirty, and the pockets of my newly bought trousers were a little tight. When I turned on my mobile phone, I saw the message sent to me by Obama, and suddenly my mobile phone fell to the ground and fell into a corner. I went home to eat a bucket of instant noodles to calm my nerves. Alas, today is really an annoying day.

33. I weighed myself before I went out today, and found that I lost 25kg. I was originally happy. Only when I was walking on the road did I find that I forgot to wear the 25kg snow mink velvet silk Australian camel hair blended with Tyrannosaurus Rex fur coat.

34. I was reading when I suddenly heard a ding. It turned out that the milk was hot. I took the milk back: Oh, I forgot to bookmark it. Where did you see it? He: I've been reading the first page all morning. I told you not to go to Peking University when I was preparing for the exam. My husband insisted that I go to Peking University to accompany him. It's really annoying. Straight men are just clingy.

36. Chengri is worried about how to squander his fortune and whether he can spend the money before he dies.

37. When my boyfriend came home for the first time, he insisted on being a Sugar-Coated Berry, saying that caviar, my parents, were used to eating them, had never eaten them. He also wore a Gucci ring to wash the fruit, and he was not afraid to scratch the hawthorn. He was speechless. It was not easy to plant a hawthorn tree in our villa area.

38. I didn't feel so weak either. My husband always bought some bird's nest, donkey-hide gelatin and sea cucumber, saying that he would give me a boost and make me fat.

39. Every time I go to the bank counter to do business, I can't wait to stick my head in it, until one day my father gave me a card, which turned into the personal reception of the president every time. The tea in the vip deluxe business room was terrible.

4. I received a heavy courier today, and I finally moved home to open it. It turned out to be a box of immovable property certificates from my husband. I complained to him that your surprise was too heavy and I had to take it home myself. Alas, it is not a small expense to live in a set of tolls every day. Talking about Versailles' funny humor

Talking about Versailles' funny humor

1. I have an advanced diving team with about 1, people.

2. Why do so many people ask me for WeChat? Obviously, I don't wear makeup today.

3. when you can't find a good angle for your selfie, you must realize that you look better than the photo.

4. I am worried about how to squander my property and whether I can spend the money before I die.

5. I have been in France for too long, and now my stomach only likes to eat French food. This is French bread brought to me by French friends, and it still tastes old, which reminds me of the feeling in Paris.

6. People who are almost 3 years old don't have a fixed place to live, and they change from place to place every day. It's really troublesome to stay here for two days and there for two days! Harm! I'm afraid the house will be unoccupied for a long time and it's easy to attract thieves! ?

7. I'm seeing your Weibo in the departure lounge of London to Paris. Suddenly, several muscular white people approached me. At first, I thought I was disturbing them. I didn't expect them to ask me if I was French. After I made it clear that I was from China, they expressed surprise and said, Are all your China girls so beautiful? To tell the truth, I don't like them, so much so that they offered to have dinner together, and I let my assistant decline.

8. My best friend invited me to France for afternoon tea. It's really annoying. I have to fly to France for afternoon tea. Obviously, I went to France to eat macaroon only last week. It's really too sweet. I don't know how much white sugar the French romance is. Let's honestly ask a French dessert chef to come and give me a cake in personal tailor. I wonder if he can understand what I mean by less sugar ~

9. Iphone11pro. Actually, that's it. Let's buy 124g.

1. Last time I just talked about going back to childhood, daddy bought me a children's playground, and it was so ugly with so much pink.

11. I have nothing to miss in my life, because my parents have helped me fight for the part I need, and I want to get ahead, but I was born with a worth of over 1 million, and I am so disappointed in this world.

12. When discussing the issue of cheating, I said that the business circle should be very simple, right? He said that it is true that the assets are hundreds of millions. He used to attend hundreds of millions of club parties and go to outer space for parties. He spent tens of millions a night, all at his own expense. Aliens used rockets to shuttle back and forth, and hundreds of first-line stars wore bikinis to pick at will. I asked, then what? He said that I would go back to my room and video chat with you. That night, I accompanied you to do PPT until dawn, while other billionaires chose it.

13. One floor of my five-story house lost a little paint, so my dad refused to listen and said that the renovated house would be bad, and he had to buy another house, really.

14. What is Versailles literature? But I just went to Versailles last week, and the place was poor, so my 38th holiday this year fell through.

15. I have a crush on a boy today, but I don't think he deserves me, not because he is not good-looking, but because I have to bend down to sit in his bugatti, which is too much trouble. But fortunately, I bought a Bugatti keychain on the double eleven. On Versailles' humorous mood Part II

16. It's so irritating that double 11 is useless at all. You are all 3-4. The house I saw last week was exactly 9 million. I thought I could save more than 1 million yuan and buy a diamond ring. But the customer service told me that this one didn't participate in the activity. Spending money on diamond rings again. Hmm. Am I too stingy?

17. It's really hard. I've been attending endless parties recently. I'm tired of watching the high-definition dresses sent by the maid. Let's stop. My baby just called me to go to disco. It's so busy day by day.

18. I wanted to go out for a winter tour today, only to find that the 2-square-meter swimming pool in the back garden was frozen.

19. I really envy you postgraduate students. They are really amazing. If I take the exam, I will definitely fail. If I am so bad, I have to go to the postgraduate school.

2. Only the stage can honor the king by 1 stars. It is enough for a person to have a hand in this stage, and I am really sad to eat a lot everywhere.

21. In fact, I envy these people. They drove Lamborghini at a young age!

22. The last time I flew back to Paris, I happened to meet Wei Ting, who followed me all the time and asked me for a micro-signal. I was speechless. I just gave you this micro-signal. What do I use? It really bothers me.

23. I really envy you for spending cash. All my money is in several banks. Take it all out, and the banks will go bankrupt. Take hundreds of millions, but it's not enough for me to spend.

24. It's winter, and I have to buy extended pants from Taobao. My legs are too long, and ordinary pants are short. I want to spend the winter warmly.

25. You can cry in Paris and new york when you are sad, instead of crying in my flat-bottomed home in Beijing.

26. It's so hard today. I took the wrong key to another villa and was stuck at the door for an hour. Besides, it was so hot that my newly bought ring made my palms sweat.

27. It's annoying. SF can only pick up 3 couriers at a time. It takes me 3 times to pick up all the things I bought, which is too much trouble for my nanny. I'd better recruit 29 more maids and let them pick them up together, which is faster.

28. I've never touched money. I'm not interested in money.

29. I want people all over the world to know that I keep a low profile.

3. Set a small goal first and earn 1 million yuan. Versailles classic humorous sentences (3 sentences)

Versailles classic humorous sentences (1)

1. There is a kind of showing off wealth, ask me to grow up with you!

2. Today, I talked to my friends about the topic of postgraduate entrance examination, only to find out that everyone is a postgraduate entrance examination, which is amazing! I'm a postgraduate, and I'm sure I won't pass the exam, especially because my English is so poor that I won't pass the exam.

3. I haven't been back to China for a long time, only to find that everyone has lived an electronic payment life. I thought it would be very convenient to bid farewell to all kinds of checks, credit cards and business cards after going out shopping. Today, shop found out that there is still a payment limit, sad.

4. It's the first time I know that so many people have to type by themselves. I was the housekeeper who helped me type and sent it out.

5. It's boring to eat seaweed every day with big fish and big meat. There are too many jewels at home! The house was piled up in a mess, and more than 3 maids were invited to clean it up. Why? Because the house is too big!

6. I'm embarrassed to say it. Recently, I've been writing my homework. My four footmen used to help me write it. I just realized that I had studied so much homework and they didn't tell me.

7. Can you explain Versailles to me? Is it because I stayed in my 18-square-meter house and read European classical literature and post-modern literature? Now I am sitting at home by the swimming pool with my iPhone12 trying to understand Versailles. What about you?

8. After using the mobile phone for many years, I realized that the original mobile phone could be recharged without buying a new one, and I had to change the car two days ago. Only then did the 4s shop tell me that the original car could be refueled.

9. I suddenly don't want to fight. I'm too tired. At present, there are seven or eight houses with assets of several hundred W. Are these enough for the elderly? Somebody wake me up.

1. The object is so annoying. Other people's objects are all shopping carts, and my object will only send bags and pay money. It's so heartless.

11. aren't the ingredients sent to the back kitchen by special personnel every day?

12. Look