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Tell me the most classic
If you are not happy for me, will you let go?
I once loved you and even thought about the future.
I love you forever, because you are the only one I am looking for.
5. Have you ever felt that it's like throwing you from boiling water into ice cubes?
7. As long as you are not reconciled, it is not the time to give up.
8. Forgive me for not liking the habit of speaking in front of strangers.
9, we use the most beautiful youth, firm self-righteous love.
10, the promise you gave me turned out to be a lie.
1 1, you cried, tears are your own; You are in pain, and no one can feel it. You must be strong, even if you have been hurt and shed tears, you can grit your teeth and go on. Because: life is your life alone.
12, sing a good song at her funeral.
13, there are many people who love you, and I am just one of them.
14, you suddenly became very quiet, and I couldn't find you.
15, put it down, there is nothing credible in this world.
16, you can give up your life for love but refuse to live for your elderly parents.
17, without you. There will be one less scum in this world.
18, I always think that waiting is a beautiful state, because it contains countless possibilities.
Funny personality: cheap and promising, coquettish and foreign.
Cheap and promising, coquettish and foreign.
A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know, just arrived!
Brothers first, daughter-in-law only, parents unparalleled.
A person I have always hated suddenly said that he likes me, so I suddenly stopped hating ta, because I can't hate a person with vision.
The same is swearing, being beautiful is true temperament, and being ugly is not a tutor.
Only when you are about to be late do you know how fast you are getting dressed.
I found that I especially like to press all the buttons before getting out of the elevator and then leave as if nothing had happened.
You should learn to ignore all ridicule and look at others proudly.
Everyone else is like a queen. Why are you so like Mammy Yung?
You may be worthless to one person, but you are priceless to another.
I loved you three minutes ago, and I forgot I loved you three minutes later. [Three minutes of heat]
A man once told me that he would come back to marry me when he grew up. My hair turned white, and he hasn't come yet.
The world laughs at me for being too dissolute, and I laugh at the world for not being open.
I never knew that what I took for granted was so ridiculous in your place.
If there is no tomorrow in the world, then I want to live in the classroom, because the feeling in the classroom is that every day is like a year = =
I'm not afraid of others blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself. I want to be strong no matter what.
I can walk without you, but I can run if you are by my side.
I feel that I am not at school now, but at school. I am simple and rude without a condom!
When you enter the society, you should understand that you will have everything from now on, but you can't have a stable future.
Turtle with red wine is called outfit, and bitch with red wine is called waste.
The red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags are fluttering outside.
Women suffer for sexy legs, beautiful faces and money.
Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh when you see your sister.
If you can be robbed, then why should I stay?
I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.
In the eyes of girls, shrew is charm, while in the eyes of boys, weakness is charm.
Even if you believe it, there are lies.
You were a crane when you were hanged, but you were not even a crane when you were not hanged.
Try it instead of worrying too much.
Qq, talk about your mood. It's easier to hide than to prevent.
Qq, talk about your mood. It's easier to hide than to prevent.
1. Drink Besunyen slimming tea, whoosh, my chest is gone.
2. Actually, do I think I have a good figure? Fat but not greasy.
A slap on the wall can't button you up.
We are thick-skinned, tough and powerful queens.
5. How does a flat chest flatten the world?
6. Men with perfect scores are hard to find, and men with zero scores run around.
7. It's a wonderful life with food, drinks and computers.
I never drink bottled water. Give me a bottle of 1982 mineral water!
9. The greatest thing in life is to put a mask on mosquitoes and gloves on flies.
10. Hide and don't see me, because you are not in my eyes at all.
1 1. You're out. My sister is priceless.
12. You look for flowers and I'll ask Liu.
13. Sisters are often imitated, but never surpassed.
14. My endurance may be out of line. Please be reasonable.
15. I don't swear because I have strong hands-on ability.
16. Lose weight is like a spell, and then you eat it.
17. I only have one heart. Look at the injury.
18. I won't say anything until I'm killed. You haven't played the honey trap yet.
19. I've delivered it to your door, so just watch and give it.
20. I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me.
2 1. Destroy people tirelessly.
22. At the beginning, it was amazing and complete, and it was only seen by the world.
23. Smiling at you is purely polite.
24. It is said that all the characters in Hyun Dance have good figures. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.
25. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.
26. Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.
27. When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I will not be at home, so I always stay at home.
28. Why did you make a mistake? That's my patent.
29. When you think that the person you like also likes you, you usually think too much.
30. Don't say I'm good, I'm not that good. Don't say I'm not good, I'm not that bad. I am me, love it or not, you are free.
3 1. I have a learning heart, but I just gave birth to a life of failing. There is a heart to lose weight, but it just gives birth to a life of eating goods.
32. It is said that people's heads should not be used indiscriminately. The longer it takes, the more the owner will like it.
I can't die with sleep, cigarettes, family and friends.
Brothers, it's easier to hide than to prevent.
1, although famous flowers are taken, hoes are more ruthless; As long as the hoe jumps well, you can't dig without horns.
There is nothing of value in my family except me.
3. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to go there, too.
Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say I will do it until I die.
Are you dissatisfied with the world when you grow up like this?
6. Beauty is in affectionate eyes, while idiots are in heartless eyes.
7. My life is not determined by heaven, and heaven will destroy me.
8. Life is a mobile person, and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?
9, handsome has a fart to use, in the end it was not eaten by a pawn.
10, why doesn't the country study imitation shirts with your face?
1 1, you get 70 points, I get 70 points, so let's make it a piece of 4.
12, laughing for ten years, laughing for two years, isn't it directly killed?
13, a woman's proudest sentence: Miss, go away, I have a wife.
14, people want face, trees want skin, people are shameless, the world is invincible, trees don't want skin, and they will die.
15, Snow White is not necessarily a dwarf, but also a gourd doll.
16, outside the Qingshan building outside the mountain, it's miserable, which is really worrying.
17, more phone bills, more phone bills, more words, more words.
18, I wear tights not to show my figure, but to prevent thieves.
19, forever, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble, which is sheer nonsense.
20. If wages can rise as fast as house prices, the world will be really lovely.
2 1, meeting strangers is actually very troublesome, and many lies have to be told again.
22. I want to organize a streaking company and then go directly to the nerve hospital.
23. When you receive a red envelope, open it and it says "Another packet".
24. For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.
25. If you are an angel, the price of seeing you is my death.
Brothers, it's easier to hide than to prevent.
27. I am depressed, especially in the mood to tell the world.
28. Say that women are a disaster, and you are a disaster.
29. Are you cheap? The mistress is there and can't have children.
30. How much you can worry about is like a pair of long pants for everyone.
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