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Steamed mutton, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roasted goose, braised salted duck, braised chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted soup, smoked chicken, braised eight-treasure pig, stewed duck rice, canned pheasant, canned quail, assorted halogen and braised chicken. Douchi catfish, pan-fried catfish, soft-shelled turtle, pan-fried carp, fried carp, soft-fried tenderloin, soft-fried chicken, assorted sausage set rice, crispy rice rolls, fried fresh mushrooms, fried fish breast, fried fish fillets, fried fish maw, water chestnut in syrup, shredded yam with honey sauce, shredded peach, stir-fried scallops, stir-fried scallops, braised duck shreds, stewed sandan and steamed chicken. Stir-fried dishes, stews, roasted pig's trotters, roasted mandarin ducks, roasted lilies, roasted apples, stuffed fruit lotus roots, stuffed glutinous rice, fried crabs, glutinous rice, stone fish, hairtail, yellow croaker, spilled meat with oil, sprinkled meat with sauce, red meat pot, white meat pot and chrysanthemum pot. Wild animals. Fried chicken head rice with sugar, fried shredded chicken, fried belly silk, assorted tofu, assorted diced meat, refined shrimp, refined crab, refined fish, refined fried fish slices, fried crab meat, miscellaneous crab meat, steamed pumpkin, stuffed pumpkin, fried loofah, stewed wax gourd, stewed chicken feet and stewed duck feet. Braised in red, braised in white, loose meat, braised pork, barbecue, sauce meat, lotus leaf halogen, yipin meat, cherry meat, horse tooth meat, sauce tofu meat, jar meat, canned meat, gold ingot meat, flour meat, red elbow, white elbow, crystal elbow, beeswax elbow, roast elbow and roast elbow strip.
Geographic map
East Gate Guanyin, Beihai Tower, Guishan Hutong, Wanshou Palace, Beidaguan, Hebei Street, Dahongqiao, Xiyuzhuangzi, Gu Ting, Nancang, Beicang, Pukou, Hangou, Taohuakou, Yangcun, Caicun, Hexi Affairs, Anping, Wharf, Zhangjiawan, Tongxian, Baliqiao and Qihua in Beijing. New Zhuangzi, Xuanhua, Shalingzi, Ningyuan, Zhangjiakou, Chaigou, Xiwan, Tianzhen, Yanggao County, Julebao, Zhoushizhuang, Datong, Gushan, Fengzhen, Jining, Pingdiquan, Sanchakou, Shibatai, Zhuozishan, Sandaoying, its camp, Taobuqi, Hohhot, Sarazzi and Xibaotou. Nyalam, Tashi, Lunbu, Doraben, Tian Quan, Qaidam, Qi Mu, Shaer to Lhasa, Mozhugongka, Larry, Chaiduomu, Batang, Litang, Yalong River and Dadu River cross Luding Bridge, Chengdu, Jianyang, Ziyang, Rongchang, Yongchuan, Chongqing, Guiyang, Zunyi, Guizhou and Yunnan. Hubei Shashi, Hanyang, Hankou, Wushengguan, xiaogan, Xinyang, Zhumadian, Yancheng, Xuchang, Zhengzhou, Kaifeng, Luoyang, Sanmenxia, Shaanxi Lingbao, Tongguan, Huayin, Xi 'an, Xianyang and Yuexian to Yan 'an. Crossing the Yellow River from Longmen, Yuci County of Shanxi Province, Taiyuan City, Shouyang, Pingdingfu, Yangquan, Jingxing, Shijiazhuang of Hebei Province, Xinle, Wang Du, Baoding City, SHEN WOO, Rao, An, Hejian, Cangzhou, Nanpi, Dongguang, Dezhou, Pingyuan, Yucheng, Jinan City of Shandong Province, Dangjiazhuang and Zhang Xia. From Guanbai, Xiaoxihe, Shimenshan, Zhangbaling, Danzi Street, Citi Camp and Pukou, it passes through Gyeonggi, Jiangnan. Longtan, Xia Shu, Zhenjiang, Kunshan, Lujiabin, Wuxi and Suzhou to Shanghai. Take Zhejiang Songjiang, Jiaxing, Shaoxing, Hangzhou and Jinhua to Jiangxi and Yongfeng Ruijin to Fujian. Take Qingzhou, Liancheng, Sanyuan Nanping, Fuzhou, Quanzhou, Jinmen, Xiamen, Guangdong Benshankou, Guangzhou Leizhou, Hainan Island, Kowloon, Hong Kong to Hanoi, Laos, Bangkok, Thailand, Yangon, Myanmar, Bangladesh, India, Calgoda, Mumbai, New Delhi, Pakistan and Afghanistan. Iran, Iraq. Syria, Lebanon, Turkey, Ankara, across the Black Sea, to the Soviet Union, Ukraine, Stalingrad, Leningrad, Moscow, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, the Baltic Sea to Finland. Stockholm, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Berlin, Poland, Warsaw, Czechoslovakia and Budapest, Hungary. Romania, Bulgaria, Sofia, Greece, Albania, Yugoslavia, Italy, Switzerland, Switzerland, France, Paris, Marseille, Mediterranean, Gibraltar, Portugal, Spain, Madrid, across the English Channel to London. England, Scotland, Ireland and Iceland crossed the Atlantic to America. Go to Quebec, Newfoundland, Boston, new york, Washington, Chicago, San Francisco, Mexico, Central America, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Ecuador, Colombia, Bolivia, Victoria, Guyana, Brazil, Peru, Uruguay, Argentina, Buenos Aires, Chile, Santiago and Magellan. Melbourne, Australia, spans Oceania, Tunisia, Morocco and Algeria. Libya, Egypt, Sudan, Ethiopia, Mozambique, Madagascar, to Nanyang Islands, Sumatra, La Zhaowa, Sirian, Malaysia, Philippines, Manila, Luzon to Kyushu, Japan, Shimonoseki, Nagasaki, Hiroshima, Osaka, Tokyo, Nagoya, Thousand Islands in Beihai, Sakhalin Island, kamchatka peninsula, and the Sea of Japan to North Korea. Busan, Daegu, Seoul, Pyongyang, Zhou Xinyi. Cross the Yalu River, return to Dandong, take Tonghua Meihekou, Changchun City, Yanji, Shuanghe Town, Ning 'an, Mudanjiang, Linkou, Jiamusi, Mulan Baye, Harbin, Qiqihar in Inner Mongolia, Baktu, Hailar, Manzhouli, Hulunbeier, Alishan, Ulanhot, Kaiyuan Tieling, Shishan, Xinchengzi, Wenguantun and Shenyang. Take Qinhuangdao, Beidaihe, Changli County, Luanzhou, Guye and Kaiping to Tangshan. Lutai, Hangu, Tanggu, Xinhe Fifty Neighborhood, Dongxinzhuang, Junliangcheng, Xinhe, Zhang Gui Zhuang, Zhuangzi, Second Cultural Palace, Qianzhuang, Oyatani, and Dawangzhuang, a trackless car factory. After jiefang bridge, binjiang road, Heping Road and Heather, I arrived at the Great Wall Theatre.
Jianghu people
A: Let me talk and listen. I think in the Song Dynasty, there was a Jianghu man named Miao, who set up a six-shed next to the Golden Bridge without meeting. Zhao Taizu, who met unexpectedly, rode by and saw a crowded bridge surrounded by a six-awned shed. There is a couplet in front of us. The first part wrote: "A stroke is like a knife, splitting Kunshan into a stone for jade", and the second part wrote: "Eyes are like electricity, watching the sea turn into a fish dragon." Horizontal batch: "broken things, see." When Song Yin saw his displeasure, he said, "Where are you crazy? How dare you talk big? Wait till I get off my horse and visit. " Want to turn over and dismount, tie the horse to the willow tree outside the Liuyi shed, separate everyone, walk into the Liuyi shed, bow down to the gentleman and say, "Sir, do you think there is a future?" Broadly speaking, I am very surprised. It turned out to be the founding emperor! Hurriedly stood up and said, "Hooray, the grass man is late. Come and pick up the car. I hope you can forgive me. " Kuang Yin was taken aback. "Sir, are you crazy?" Broadly speaking: "adults don't have to panic. Look at my Lord's evil eyebrow. He has a god in his eyes and a Zhu Shazhi on his left shoulder. He will be honored in the Ninth Five-Year Plan. " Kuang Yin thought, "Zhu Shazhi is on my left shoulder. How do others know? I don't think I will answer him in the future. " He thought about it and whispered to her husband, "If you are in the Ninth Five-Year Plan in the future, declare to North Korea and be a national defense strategist." Generalized Shane. Kuang Yin walked out of the account. He said to the crowd, "Gentlemen, please listen to the truth. This man is a Jianghu person, a Jianghu mouth and a Jianghu warlock. He is just flattering. " Say that finish, he rode away. Later, Chen Qiao mutiny, wearing a yellow robe, Guo Xuan Guangyi entered the palace, as a strategist to protect the country, in charge of the commander-in-chief of the three armed forces. Later, Han Long, Hubei Province, came in with his sister Han Sumei. Mao was drunk in the Peach Blossom Palace and beheaded his third brother with wine to make Mr. Miao sober up. In a broad sense, after he left, Mao regretted it and said, "It's a pity that my husband is one of the Jianghu people who sell hexagrams by Jinqiao." Miao Guangyi-Jianghu people, can you compare?
children
A: Let me talk and listen. I think at the beginning, Wen Yanbo in Song Dynasty, all children had the wisdom to fill holes and float balls. Sima Wengong, I have a plan to save my son by breaking the urn. Han Kong Rong, at the age of four, knew how to humble pears. Shisanlang is five years old. Qi Tang became an academician at the age of seven, and Han became a warm guest at the age of seven. Qin Ganluo became prime minister at the age of twelve. At the age of thirteen, Wu became the commander-in-chief of the water army, leading thousands of soldiers and horses, in charge of military power in six counties and eighty-one States. He made risks, offered a serial, borrowed the east wind, and burned warships, which made Cao Cao frightened and almost died in Jiangnan. Despite the help of Wolong and Feng Chu, Zhou Yu is the best among the children. Which of these children can you compare with?
bounder
A: Let me talk and listen. I was thinking, at the beginning, I swam around Bai Bi Pass at night, chased the king of Qin under the moon, respected morality, beat three lashes, changed two hammers, and jumped into Hongnixi. Since the Tang Dynasty, Wang Yizhi has been conquering the North for discussion and Leishimeng. Expedition across the sea and visit Baipao next month. When the Tang King won, the troops returned to the DPRK, and Princess E punched Li Dao, the royal relative, outside the meridian gate to save the white robe. In a rage, the king of Tang was banished to the grange. Later, he visited Jingdezhen in a white robe. Then Weichi Gong fished alone at the bow. Suddenly, there was a loud cry from behind, and the horse called, "I'm going to Lai Xue to meet an old friend. If you go to the golden palace to deliver a decree, you will always be an official. " Jing Wende heard: "I am a villager in the mountains, and it is a countryman who plows and hoes the fields." This is a countryman. Can you compare with him?
Honest and upright person
There was a loyal minister in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty. His surname is Lu, and his first name is Su. Because Liu Bei was defeated by Sun, Xiakou An Lushan. Lu Su and Kong Ming crossed Jiangdong and argued with Confucianism. They told Cao Cao what he had done in Jiangdong in "Ode to a Bronze Quetai" to enjoy the evening scenery. Angry Zhou Gongjin, then Zhou Yucai and Cao Cao had an argument. Kan Ze wrote a letter, angrily hit Huang Gai, Pang Tong offered a series of tricks, and Zhou Huo attacked. Because of the east wind, Zhou Lang was seriously ill, and Nanping Mountain borrowed the east wind. Zhou sent and Xu Sheng to kill. Shoot the cord, the hole will hold. Fire attacked the warship, Cao Bing was defeated, and all the nine counties of Jingxiang were occupied by Liu Bei. Later, Liu Bei repeatedly asked for the return of Jingzhou, but he always refused to return it. Instead, he was embarrassed. Old Mr. Jin Shengtan criticized the Three Kingdoms and said, "Lu is a loyal minister."
fool
When he was in a foreign country, a fool appeared in Weiguo. His name was Ning. Since Jiao Yuan was killed, Shu Wu was killed, Yuan Gen was imprisoned, nothing went to court, Zhuangzi pouted and was beheaded. The rape of Ningwu Zizhou is no more treacherous and really stupid. Confucius said, "Ningwu knows when he has a way, but he is stupid when he has no way. Its knowledge is available, and it is stupid. " Ning Wuzi is a fool.
fisherman
Huang San ruled the world, and the five emperors were kings, which spread to the Zhou Dynasty and produced a fisherman. The man's surname is Jiang, his name is Shang, and his word is Ziya. Road number, flying bear. Before it is too late, Taigong has been selling his face and calculating divination. Fishing in Weishui, those who wish to take the bait. King Wen had a dream in the evening, dreaming that flying bear was a good minister, entering an account and hunting in the suburbs. On that day, King Wen was hunting in the suburbs when Wu Ji blocked the road. He led King Wen to the Weihe River and saw a man with white hair and beard who really looked like a sage like type. King Wen pulled the chariot, and the prince pulled the condom, pulling eight hundred steps. Later, it helped protect the Zhou Dynasty in 808. Decapitation will seal Jiang Taigong here, and the gods will abdicate. Decapitation will make Jiang Taigong a fisherman.
Unreasonable guy
Qin Shihuang ordered Wang Jian to annex six countries. At night, he occasionally has a dream that the black doll and the white doll win the sun and the moon at the same time. After waking up, he felt uneasy and afraid that the country would fall into the hands of others. It was ordered to build Wuling in the south, the office building in the west, the sea in the east and the Great Wall of Wan Li in the north to prevent Huns. Don't want to spread to the hands of Hu Hai II, there is a dispute between Chu and Han. Since the hongmen banquet, liu bang went to the banquet, and Xiang Bo and Xiang Zhuang drew swords to help dance. Thanks to General Fan Kuai, Liu Bang was released at the Hongmen banquet. Chu and Han went hand in hand, taking Xianyang as the basic point, first as the monarch, then as the minister. At this time, a man named Han Mingxin went to the overlord, who only awarded him a Ji Lang. Later, Sean sold swords to visit Han Xin and told him to find Liu Bang. Sure enough, he went to the stage to worship Shuai, and set an ambush in front of Jiuli Mountain to trap the overlord of Chu. Wujiang River stands in front, and Han Xin is close behind. Overlord saw a boat floating on the river. He was in danger. The overlord waved his hand and shouted, "I am the overlord of the place of Chu." You will cross the riverbank alone, meet your elders and villagers, and lead the army for the second time. If I succeed at that time, I will be appointed as a public official. " Hearing this, the boatman put his fist on his chest and said, "Chitose listens to the truth because my fishing boat is narrow." Your gun is too heavy, you can't pass a gun horse if you are over a thousand years old, and a gun horse can't pass a thousand years old. Take a closer look at Chitose. " Overlord smiled and said, "What's the problem? It's not too late to cross the shore with a gun and a horse before crossing the lonely home. " As he spoke, the boat approached the shore, took the gun and horse to the boat, and a boat was tied to a pole. The ship left the river bank and headed for the middle of the river. The boatman shouted, "Hey, Xiang Yu, the overlord of the Western Chu State, listens to reason: I don't take my family as a fisherman. I am under the account of Marshal Han. On the orders of our sheriff, I am waiting for you here. I lied to you with guns and horses. Although in a limited time, you don't have the power to pull out the mountain without a loop, but you don't have a gun in your hand and a horse in your crotch. If you lose your hands and feet, will you die at the hands of Han Xin? Why don't you draw your sword and commit suicide? " Hearing this, the overlord stamped his chest and said, "I regret that I didn't listen to my father Fan Zeng, but now I am in this position. It seems that I am really a fool. "
Reckless person
There was a foolish man in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty. Since Taoyuan became sworn, my eldest brother's surname is Liu Mingbei and he lives in Dashulou Sang. The second brother's surname is Guan Mingyu and Yunchang, and he lives in Liang Jie County, Zhou Pu. The third brother, Zhang Mingyide, lives in Fanyang County, Zhuozhou. The fourth brother is Zhao Mingyun and Zilong, and lives in Changshan County. He won every battle and was later named the ever-victorious general. It is a waste of life. Cao Mengshan saw a young man wearing a white helmet, a white flag, a white Malone and a bright silver gun. He is really a brave general. "If I accept this general, why worry about big things!" There was a surge of love in my heart, and Xu Shu secretly protected Zhao Yun. Xu Shu entered Cao Ying without saying a word. Zhao Yunma fell into the pit and almost lost his life. He said, "Does the Prime Minister have feelings?" Cao Cao said, "Exactly." Xu Shu said, "Why not take him in?" Cao Cao hastily ordered, "Make the mountain shake so that the three armies can hear clearly. I want Zhao Yun alive, not a dragon. If one soldier and one soldier will hurt General Zhao's life, 830,000 troops and 51 soldiers will be alone against him. " Hearing this, the generals dared not move forward and had to retreat. Zhao Yun was really a dragon in World War I, and the general was really brave in World War II, killing a man with seven in and seven out. After catching up with Dangyang, Zhang Fei arrived and shouted, "Fourth Brother, don't panic. If only someone were here! " Let go of Zhao Yun's men. Cao Cao has arrived. What he saw was not Zhao Yun, but a black-faced man. "Who is he?" Xiahou said, "This man is Zhang Fei's reckless husband." Cao Cao was taken aback. He said, "I think Guan Gong told me when he was beheading Yan Liang in Bai Mapo. He has one or three younger brothers. Today, he is really brave. Take off the umbrella cover of a Luo Qing family and see how the savage's martial arts are? " When Luo Qing's umbrella cover was opened, I saw Zhang Fei's leopard with eyes on its head, and its face was as smooth as iron. Zhali made a Kurogane moustache, just like a steel needle and a wire, wearing a wrought iron helmet, and Zhu Ying, a dragon fighting treasure, with eight treasures embedded in his body, wheels, umbrellas, lids, flowers, cans, fish and dragons, and a ribbon tied around his waist. Shout twice and cross the river; Shouted three times, Dangyang Bridge was broken. Later, a poem praised, "Save Zhao Yun in front of Dangyang Bridge, and scare off the wily Cao Cao. His surname is Zhang, and he has been a savage for generations. "
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