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Talk about the mood of eating instant noodles

1. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not just for me!

If you haven't experienced the crash on Monday morning, you won't know the value of Friday afternoon.

The midnight snack plot of eating instant noodles to relieve hatred is childish, but I'm still smoking.

Can you comfort me and coax me when I am sad?

I get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. How can I be thinner than a normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease

6. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back, usually have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles fried rice and mutton skewers what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.

7. Suddenly smell the instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

8. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

9. The tomb is covered with a hexagonal pyramid-shaped roof pavilion, which is called the Mucai Pavilion. The tomb of Su Xiaoxiao in Qiantang is engraved with a twilight tablet, which is said to have been built by the scholar Bao Ren.

10. I brushed my teeth in bed and my mobile phone. As a result, the more you brush, the hungrier you get. I got up and ate instant noodles. I can't eat any more.

1 1. Honey, you said you loved me. What do you love me with?

12. I'm too tired to move when I come back from work for the first time. I ate two bananas and didn't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

13. Some things, even after you understand, are helpless.

14. It is often unexpected to leave him and go to the battlefield to fight. The second time they met, maybe it was the deliberate arrangement of fate.

15. To lose the person you love most is to lose yourself, and to forget the person you love most is to forget yourself.

16. Things to do, money to earn, safe driving is the guarantee.

There are so many stars in the sky, but I only see one.

18. My recent life: playing games, eating instant noodles, watching movies and sleeping.

19. It's all mineral water. What is the fragrance?

20. I am so hungry. I watched people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, but I just wanted to drink water.

2 1. Takeaway is not allowed. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

22. When I eat instant noodles with mushrooms, I always add some Banlangen to clear away heat and detoxify.

23. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles. I think it's funny that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles before.