Funny copywriting about social awesome.

1. Come out to chat. Don't keep yourself busy. They are all assembly lines in the factory. Why can I chat as a factory director?

Let's cooperate a little in the future. You will praise me as soon as I update my article. Together, we create an illusion that our friends are full and cheerful, which is convenient for me to brag.

I haven't slept yet. I must be waiting for me to chat with you. Don't pretend to be reserved. I like women who take the initiative.

No matter how sad you are, no matter how many tears you shed. He won't care about you. Your black and white fishing net, he zooms in, so do I.

You give me 100 and I'll give you 80. You only paid 20 and got 80.

6. Being my boyfriend will give you 65,438+million yuan a month, change cars in two months and change suites in three months. Really can't. I'll drink some more and give you the whole of Beijing.

7. In order to live up to today's fine weather, I decided to go to the basketball court. Sure enough, many younger brothers played basketball and picked up many mineral water bottles.

8. Someone always asks me on WeChat why it is so untimely to reply to messages, which makes people speechless. Have you seen a garbage collector who is not busy?

9. Don't quibble. I play WeChat, you play WeChat. How can there be such a coincidence in the world? You just like me.

10. I met a handsome guy in the elevator and he pressed the eighth floor. Hehe, it really implies that he likes me on the eighth floor a little.

1 1 Although today is not my birthday, my mood has come. Can you wish me a happy birthday? Don't worry. You're not the only boy who can't have me.

12. I am in a bad mood today. I slapped the air a dozen times and felt much better.

Before I came into contact with the internet, I felt very inferior. Thanks to the internet for changing me. Now I have social skills. I said directly: hello, handsome.

14. Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, you think I want to take your motorcycle.

15. I feel itchy recently and won't grow my brain.

16. I hope everyone can treat idolization rationally and stop making friends tonight. Go to bed early and don't get sick for me.

17. Handsome men are a godsend, a stimulant of depression and a stone of happiness. The handsome boy smiled and I smiled. Handsome guy say hello? My answer is always good.

18. This is a fishing copy. I don't do those fancy things. If I want to get caught, please reply to a baby.

19 self-introduction: 18 years old, with sound limbs and normal stool. They have been breathing independently since childhood. They can eat three meals a day. When it rains, they know to run into the house. They don't just pick up things to eat on the ground. They can play smart phones. Social networking is great, and the future can be expected.