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How to send a circle of friends when the wedding anniversary hits Valentine's Day?

1. Send a circle of friends on Valentine's Day

1. I will play Lianliankan all day on Tanabata, and eliminate one pair.

2. Tanabata Valentine's Day is sold at a low price, and it's on sale at a low price!

3. Tanabata is coming, single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note into each box of chocolates: Let's break up!

4. Just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the Magpie Bridge due to excessive excitement, and Valentine's Day on Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other.

5. Tanabata is coming, so don't show off those who want to show their love. After all, there are so many people who don't have company, and it's not good if they show their love and meet someone who bumps into their face.

6. Nima, it's like Singles Day in Chinese Valentine's Day today.

7. Hire two children on Chinese Valentine's Day. When you meet a man, call dad, and when you meet a woman, call mom.

8. Don't even ask me out on Tanabata! I want to sell flowers in the morning, I want to sell sets in the evening, and I have to squat in front of the hotel to sell medicine in the early morning.

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9. Tanabata doesn't show love, but we are still friends.

1. If anyone shows love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take a screenshot. When you get married, I will print out the photos and put them in a red envelope.

11. The old woman pinched her finger and counted, "I'm going to be alone again on Tanabata this year."

12. It's Valentine's Day again, and I've been single for more than 2 years. Do you think my daughter-in-law was divorced 2 years ago? .

13. The thought of a beast holding my future daughter-in-law's hand in the street on Chinese Valentine's Day makes me angry!

14. It seems that it's just you and me on Tanabata this year, my bed.

15. It's almost Tanabata, people who secretly love me, how can you be so calm?

16. Did someone ask me if I was still alone on Tanabata? Nima, will I become a dog?

17. Valentine's Day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the meal. I will shut up when I should, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.