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How to send a humorous sentence describing cold weather to a circle of friends?

1, outside the window, the black wind is blowing the dead leaves of the branches violently. Some are too cold to stand, and they are swept away, leaving no gap; The rest are clinging to the dry branches, like the last eventful years in the air. It's too cold up there!

2. Wow, I saw tiny and dense snowflakes falling between heaven and earth, bigger and denser, as if countless fairies were spreading flowers to the world, conveying the blessings of spring.

Almost all the pedestrians on the road closed their mouths as if they were blocked. Squinting, many women and children wrapped their heads in scarves. Cyclists who ride against the wind, like athletes, bend down and exert themselves; But people who follow the trend put their feet gently on the car and step on the pedal, like a ship with sails raised, sliding forward quickly.

A thin layer of white snow, like a huge soft wool felt, covered and picked on this vast wasteland, shining with cold silver light.

In winter in the south, there is no wind and it is not cold. But for a southerner who is used to the warmth and care of the sun, this is enough. In winter in the south, there is no rooster at dawn and there is less smoke in the kitchen. There are only deep dog barks and lingering fog in front of the door. I don't know what winter will bring me, but it brings me silence first.