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Write a limerick about the disadvantages of drinking.

Drink limerick with five elements.

Commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

To make the guests drink well, drink well first!

Qian Shan is always in love. Can you drink less?

It's nearly as bad as saying goodbye to Caiyun in Bai Di. -Be a good drinker and have a drink.

Small is not a gentleman, non-toxic is not a husband!

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

Don't drink too much, for fear of losing your mind, and refrain from drinking.

Follow your heart. I will drink this time.

-I can't help it. Drink it.

When young people leave home, old people will come back. I will invite this young lady to have a drink with me.

-Have a drink with the ladies present.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily, birds were singing around, and I raised my glass and asked the young lady, how much should I drink?

-Miss, it's up to you.

If you don't drink, who will?

-Let the drinker have a drink.

Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business.

-Buy a drink to a businessman.

Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly.

We are all bosom friends together, so I'll have two glasses of hangover first.

Make new friends and don't forget old ones.

-Let's drink to old and new friends.

Show your skills in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink for me.

Drunk, the organization has no funds.

Drinking too much hurts the liver and stomach. My wife sleeps in separate rooms. If she drinks too much, she will sue the Commission for Discipline Inspection.

Deep feelings, good feelings, enough feelings.

Eat more food and drink less, listen to your wife and follow the party.

Follow brother Kuan and pay the bill hand in hand.

The government paid me to eat and drink for this unit.

No oil in the mouth, wandering down, half a catty of wine, gargling, a catty of wine,

Same way, two pounds of wine, I'll follow the wall.

Bao Gong in the morning, Guan Gong at noon and Ji Gong in the afternoon.

Eat and drink for half a day, eat and sleep for half a day, and wait until tomorrow.

It happens every day.

Fall asleep in the morning, drink at noon and get drunk at night.

Drinking revolutionary wine every day is bad for the party style and the stomach, and my wife relies on it for support.

Come back, it's not right to drink or not, we are drunk every day!

What is the crime of not corrupting or accepting bribes, eating and drinking?

How can I work without eating or drinking?

People don't drink, they come to the world for nothing.

Wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

You and I are not paying for the wine that is not drunk for nothing.

Up or down, or drinking, or poor or rich or drunk.

Leading drinking (by lwdong)

Can drink eight taels a catty, sorry for the people, sorry for the party;

The party and the people can rest assured that they will drink 821 Jin.

Drinking revolutionary wine every day is not good for the party style and stomach;

Drunk girl and wife back to back;

My wife went to the Commission for Discipline Inspection, and the Commission for Discipline Inspection said: It's not right to drink or not. We get drunk every day.

Can drink eight A Liang Jin, such comrades can rest assured;

Can drink 821 Jin, such comrades should be trained;

Can drink liquor and beer, such comrades should be transferred;

Can drink beer and drinks, such comrades can't have it.

Corrupt official image

There will be a police car when you go out.

Stay in a luxury hotel with supporting services;

Eat delicacies, alcohol and tobacco all reported;

Go to eat local specialties, big bags and small bags.

Mediocre style

Just eat and don't take it, and the style is decent;

Eating belt is not an accident;

It's an accident not to eat or bring.

Yongguan recreation

This morning in spring, the sound of mahjong made me wake up easily;

But now I remember that night, that storm, you know how to win or lose.

Someone's official amulet

No eating or drinking, no accepting gifts, no accepting bribes,

Love is new but never tired of old, and love is not dirty.

Corrupt officials' mentality

Have the right to expire;

Efforts should be made, and so should fishing;

Unsupervised, fish in troubled waters;

There is no hope of promotion, more work and more pay;

Will retire and wipe the oil slick;

Make a lot of money by going public and share a piece of it;

Enjoy, money is paramount.