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Birthday wishes are funny. Tell me about it.

Birthday wishes are funny. Tell me about it.

Birthday wishes are funny. Tell me. Birthday is a special day. The birthday girl always receives many birthday wishes. Then, in order to stand out from the crowd, we should send different birthday wishes and leave a deep influence on the birthday girl. Funny birthday wishes are a good choice. Here are some interesting birthday wishes that I arranged for you.

Interesting birthday wishes. Say 1 1, pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

Pick a snowflake, string the blessings into a Bai Shu, and present a beautiful heart-shaped flower for your birthday.

I hope you can enjoy relaxing happily in this day that belongs to you and make up for your hard work this year.

4. Another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday!

5. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

6. Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want, say, say it quickly ... After reading the text message, the time limit has passed.

7. I've always wanted to say something to you, but I didn't have a chance. Today, I finally got up the courage. Happy birthday, ........................

8. May special love be given to special you. On a special day, I will give you a special blessing. Happy birthday, happy every day!

9. I am glad that today is your birthday. The teacher said I was a gift from God. I hope this gift is not too bad. I wish you happiness!

10, animal star: pig, you are happy on your birthday. Congratulations on another year's wrinkles ... one step closer to wrinkles.

1 1. There are faint poems in the leisurely clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There are my gentle blessings in endless joy. Happy birthday!

12, because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and the world has added a touch of attractive color since then. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

13, if I have 1 million, I will give you 999999. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send a ten-cent message to wish you a happy birthday.

14, Animal Star: Pig, your birthday is very happy. Congratulations on another year's wrinkles ... one step closer to wrinkles ...

15, the flashing message is my beating heart, and the jumping characters are my warm love! Cheerful news sounds? Of course it's my compliment!

16, give you a gift with the heaviest amount of shit since there was shit. You will eat one kilogram, please include it. If you feel that there is not enough feces, please help yourself.

17, at this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

18, may blessings haunt you in your colorful life journey and in your dream of always bordering on spring. Wish: Happy birthday, always young!

19, hello! Old friend, today is your birthday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"!

20. I approached you, sang "Happy Birthday to you", expressed my blessing, shared your happiness, and then listened to the echo of your youth.

2 1, I never dared to say anything to you, but if you didn't say it on your birthday, I wouldn't have a chance: you are so annoying ... likable, and you can't get tired of watching it!

22. To the most important pig in my life: May you be happy, lucky, fat in vain, love cocoa and be healthy all your life. -People who love you

23, unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnation to wish you a happy birthday.

24. I approached you and sang "Happy Birthday to you", expressing my blessing, sharing your happiness, and then listening to the echo of your youth. ...

25. Send you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains 100cc. Everything comes true, 200cc is happy every day, and 300cc is full of energy. Happy birthday!

26. You are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. You are a cantaloupe after reading the text message! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!

27. Laugh and worry about running; Second, laugh and hate; San Xiao is a pity; Laugh four times and get sick; Five smiles are not old; Six laughs and fun. Laugh often, and you will live longer than Nanshan.

28. I asked the air as a postman, bound my deep thoughts into a package, stamped it with a postmark, and delivered it at a constant temperature of 37 degrees. The recipient is you. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

29. The background light shines on your cheeks. Although weak, it can extend far. After reading this news, make a wish and let all the stars in the sky bless you.

30. Today is your birthday. Your friend ordered a power train pawn for you. Please tap on the floor with your mobile phone ... OK, the song ordering is over.

3 1, you are so poor. Today is your birthday but you have to go to work, but it doesn't matter, because you have received my blessing, I believe you will have a good time today!

32. On the eve of your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta in everything, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, feeling like Sprite, always eye-catching.

33. From the moment you were born, you were destined to belong to me. Although I can't be with you on this special day, we will celebrate your 60th birthday together.

34. On the occasion of your birthday, I wish you a prosperous career, a healthy body, a lot of money, no hard work, a rat's leisure, romance and happiness.

35. The sea is all fucking water, spiders are all fucking legs, and peppers are really hot. I really don't regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you, smiling from ear to ear every day.

36. You are the happiest person in the world! Have a wife who loves you and keeps her promise to you all her life. Walk with you every year today! Happy birthday, dear!

37. When you see this news, haha! You are one year older! If you want to be young forever, please read the following words aloud: Today is my birthday, I am so happy!

38. Today's birthday does not accept red envelopes, red envelopes, red envelopes, red envelopes, greetings. Blessing, blessing, new atmosphere, always happy.

39. After I cleaned the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will always be happy.

40. Ready to sing: A mouse, a mouse, running very slowly, only one ear, and a big belly, really strange, really strange:-) Happy birthday!

4 1, the sea is full of water, spiders are full of legs, and peppers are really hot. I really don't regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you, smiling from ear to ear every day.

42, the world is ugly when it is cold! It is not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

43. Poor you. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work. But it doesn't matter, because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today! Birthday wishes.

44. If life is a speeding car, may every post you pass be beautiful. Happy birthday to you on this special day! There is no shortage of money, and the laughter is constant!

45. I feel my heart, think of it, see it, smell it, hear it, people feel it, hands feel it, feet feel it, say it, do it, get it, it's time, your gift hasn't arrived yet. Please pass my blessing to me first. Happy birthday!

46. I count your birthday by the day, and I am a vegetarian three days in advance. Who knew you had a rescheduled call? Alas, I haven't had breakfast yet. I can only say to you on an empty stomach: birthday chopsticks are left!

47. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

48. When my brother came, the ceremony was incomplete and he was punished to stand next to others. The oxtail took a thread, and they were very close. If there is no water, they won't make a decision. Only when there is fire will the golden light flash. (Answer: Happy birthday to you)

49. A lady walked into a pet shop and wanted to buy a puppy sweater. The salesman asked her to bring the puppy so that she could check the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday.

50. May every day be as beautiful as a painting-happy birthday! Years are always getting shorter and shorter, birthdays are always getting faster and faster, friendship is always getting stronger and stronger, and my blessings are getting deeper and deeper.

5 1, send you a bunch of Malanhua, good luck on horseback, happiness hidden in the heart, love money under the horse, wish you a happy birthday, be full of heart and laugh every day.

52, make a wish to fly, listen to me praise your beauty, cowhide is soaring; Make a wish for fate, meet that person, and be happy with who is right or wrong; Dear friends, happy birthday and a dream come true!

53. Smile like a flower. I wish you always eighteen, beautiful and healthy career. Ask me why my words are so sweet, because today is your birthday and I want to give you my heart.

54. Name: Date of birth. Raw materials: sincerity. Auxiliary materials: bless you. Date of production: since I met you. Shelf life: until the end of the world. Commodity number:. Special note: Happy birthday to you.

55, three obedience and four virtues: the wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders, and blindly follow her mistakes; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

56. Happy birthday. Open the coke quickly. Eat your cake. What can I get you? It feels too expensive to buy gifts. It costs more to send a flower. Kiss of freedom, what do you think? Happy birthday, dear!

57. How long can a cloud float? How long can a shower last? How long can a bunch of flowers last? How long can a smile last? If you ask me how long I hope you will be well. I said: how long is the heartbeat and how long is the blessing! Happy birthday!

58. You are the lotus in my heart, elegant and pure; You are my eternal concern, missing day and night; Although I can't light birthday candles with you, I can send my sincere wishes to you for a happy birthday!

59. Stir up the troubles of life, decorate the stumbling of life, describe happiness with warm colors, give happiness a good reason, and give you a love cake made by myself. Happy birthday.

60. Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings. Happy birthday to the birthday star, as happy as the East China Sea!

Interesting birthday wishes. Tell me about 2 1. Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want, say, say it quickly .............................................................................................................................

I have missed you for a long time. The romance of innocent teenagers in childhood, the lingering affection in the flowering season and the endless sincere love are all attached to your birthday. Although I can't reach you, my short message also expressed my wish. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness and health forever!

3. I miss your birthday. When it comes to doing my best and seeing the fragrance of beautiful flowers to be sent, you realize that deep friendship is the most unique, and it is more considerate to receive them properly. I hope to receive clockwork information when I am unexpected. Your birthday wish is already very comprehensive!

4. A gentle wish is worth a thousand words. When you ring the birthday bell, don't forget my blessing. Happy birthday!

May my blessing haunt you in your colorful life journey and in the rainbow sky where you fly. Wish: Happy birthday! Good mood every day! Always beautiful!

6. On this most beautiful day, I sincerely send an oldest and freshest blessing: Happy birthday.

7. All happiness, all happiness, all warmth and all good luck will always surround you! Happy birthday!

8. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

9. On the occasion of your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, feeling like Sprite, always eye-catching.