Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - I will go to Shenzhen around165438+1October 20th this year. If there are some people here, please tell me about the "Shenzhen information" that is helpful to me ~ thank you.

I will go to Shenzhen around165438+1October 20th this year. If there are some people here, please tell me about the "Shenzhen information" that is helpful to me ~ thank you.

From a distance, Shenzhen looks like a paradise, from a distance, Shenzhen looks like a bank; Going to Shenzhen is like a prison cell. It is better to go home and herd cattle and sheep. Everyone said that Shenzhen is good, and everyone went to Shenzhen; Earn money in Shenzhen, spend money in Shenzhen, but have no money to send home. It is said that the salary here is high and I have no money to buy toothpaste. It is said that the food here is good, and grass is added to it. It is said that the environment here is good, and cockroaches and mice run around; It is said that the foreman here is very handsome, and everyone has a flat-headed pot cover. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey; There is no reason to be scolded every day for working overtime without pay. When I met my boss, I bowed my head and shook my head when I got paid. By the end of the month, I was worried and didn't know when I would get ahead.

Beauty in Luohu, Han in Futian, rascal in Buji Street, flowers in Nanshan, grass in Xili, and monks running all over the street. The handsome guy in OCT, the wolf in Sha Tau Kok, the hooligans everywhere in Huanggang, the food in old Chengdu, Peng Nian's bed and the girls in Gangxia are all scared to death. The fields in Yantian, the bay in Mirs Bay and the men and women in xiaomeisha are crazy. The infatuation of Nantouguan, the resentment of Meilinguan and the lovers of Luohuguan turned to Hong Kong. The night in Fuyong, the chaos in Matsuoka, and the female workers in Gong Ming have no male companions. The soil in Xixiang, the bitterness in manhole, and the men in Baoan blocked it. Stealing from inside Shanhaiguan Pass and robbing from outside Shanhaiguan Pass, the law and order in Shenzhen can't be said.