202 1 The hottest funny copy in WeChat circle of friends

1. Later, I finally realized with tears that some people can't lose weight once they get fat.

2. A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the figures on the weighing scale.

I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

Four. Eason Chan's

Ten years sang the fat man's voice: I want to be thin and shed tears.

Give a bad review to my future mother-in-law, the delivery is too slow and I haven't received anyone yet.

6. What my sister can't stand is that her stomach is shaking more than her chest when running.

There are two books in the world. Other people's lives are biographies, and mine is a joke.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. I hope you can recommend some good boyfriends. Thank you.

9. The advantage of flat chest is to rob the blind at night. You can lift up your clothes and say to him, hey, brother, one of us! 10. I really envy those who belong to dogs. They can live continuously.

/kloc-the animal year of 0/0 year. If you are lucky, you can live for a lifetime!

1 1. Salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

Twelve. Everyone says I have a bad temper. I'm kidding. I am good-looking and have a good temper, so come on.

Thirteen. It is said that children are pearls left behind, and mothers are angels sent by God to protect children. And I am the top that God dropped, and my mother is the devil who likes to pull out the top.

14. True love is that he can pass by thousands of beautiful women with big breasts and long legs in Qian Qian and see you at a glance.

15. During the Spring Festival, single dog's position in the family is the same as that of the harem where he can't have a prince's concubine. Some people worry about you, some give you advice, some give you a dirty look, and some laugh at you.

16. Friends always advise you not to stay at home, you won't find someone. That's hilarious. Do you think you can find it by going out to play?

17. Learn to bask in the sun. The goddess basks in the selfie, the local tyrant basks in the money, and the model basks in the figure. I just want to bask in the sun, and it rains every day!

It's time to go for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

19. An impulsive girl like me should give me a lot of money to calm me down.

20. I raised a fish and died. I don't want to be buried I want to be cremated. Who knows, the more you bake this thing, the better it smells. Then I bought a bottle of beer!

Twenty one. Young people today have

Three things can't be touched: idolization, staying up late, the glory of the king. The more you touch them, the more interesting it is to be alone.

22. The teacher told me earnestly: You changed my religious belief. I used to be an atheist, but after meeting you, I really met a ghost

Twenty-three Some people will eat hard when they are unhappy. Unlike me, I eat hard when I'm unhappy.

24. I suddenly feel that praise is a cold diplomatic way, and I simply tell the other party that I have seen it.