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I don't want to go to karaoke. How to tell jokes in a circle of friends?

The copy is as follows:

1, it's a nice day today, but it's a little windy and cold, so I don't want to go to KTV.

2, I heard that singing K can lose weight, because there is nothing to eat, only singing constantly consumes calories.

Every time I see a friend taking a photo of a KTV party, I wonder if I can recite the lyrics of the whole KTV if I go.