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Space thunder is funny: the role of force is mutual, except the power of love.

1, really not as good as a red envelope, feelings are just sexual needs. 2, hit hey, think about it, make a small fight. 3, water does not taste the depth, people do not know how good. 4, the role of force is mutual, except the power of love. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness. 6. As long as the prison is not yellow, I will continue to be rampant. 7, handsome to the depths, lonely? 8, acne, there is a broken face posture 9, if there is no accident, I believe that you can't say three and a half sentences to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm, and suddenly there is an impulse to write me a love letter in my mind. I advise you to save it My 108 mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you. 10, don't be so nice to me that I can't tell whether you are in love or friendship. 1 1, bored, rummaged through my girlfriend's mobile phone and found a card stand with the intention of playing tricks, so I sent a short message: Husband, I want it tomorrow night. The other person replied, ok, I'll cancel tomorrow's appointment first. Then my cell phone rang and BF told me that he couldn't accompany me tomorrow. 12, self-love, first of all, selfish, only selfish can love deeply. 13, Guinness World Records: The world's largest coffee table covers an area of 9.6 million square kilometers and can hold 654.38+0.3 billion cups. 14, breaking up is boring. Let's play divorce if we can! 15, taking the road of RMB makes people have no choice! 16, Sanlu milk powder, stepmother's choice. 17, the son of two people with type B blood must be 2B. 18, Xiaoming was transferred to a missionary school by his parents because of his poor math. Six months later, I got straight A's in math. Mom asked:? Do nuns teach well? Is it a good textbook? Is it prayer? ...? Neither? Xiao Ming said,? On the first day of school, I saw a man nailed to the plus sign, and I knew ... they were serious. ? 19. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner. 20. It turns out that my mobile phone is of Russian royal descent and can only play Tetris.