A copy that makes people laugh from ear to ear.

1. "What pants do you look young in?" "I really can't think of anything younger than wearing diapers!"

Today, at the company dinner, the leader praised me in front of everyone, saying that thanks to my frequent lateness, I had the funds for this activity.

If a person I hate suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate the other person at all. I can't help it, because I can't hate a man with vision.

Will you call me if I lose it? ""of course. Who has lost a hundred pounds of meat and still hasn't found it!

5. Others are in their twenties: face-lifting needles. Open the corner of my eye, pad the bridge of my nose, and fill it with fat. risorius is in my twenties: this is delicious, that is delicious, hahaha, boss, one more!

6. In the evening, my dad drank too much, so he was taken home by several uncles and put my dad on the sofa. I gave it a ride when my uncles left. After the delivery, just after I came back and closed the door, my father gave me a big slap in the face: coming back so late!

7. Driving school coach: The red light doesn't go. The green light is not on. What, there is no color you like?

Eight. My girlfriend said I was too girly, and I was very angry. I wanted to have a big fight with her, and she didn't think about my mother. In the end, I didn't quarrel with her, and she cried angrily.

9. If you are alive, you always have to take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate.

With Tenuto, I'll tell you a story that hides the knife in the smile, hahahahahahaha.

I'm a little unhappy today. Although you didn't cause it, can you apologize to me?

Twelve. When I was a teenager, I came out to earn money, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, different fireworks, I am me, and I see myself burning.

13. Shut up and open your legs. In the end, you will find that your face is big.

Fourteen. If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you.

15. downstairs in the community, I scribbled on a Geely car with a marker, and the owner hit me. Owner: "What do you draw?" Me: "Nothing, just good luck."

16. Traveling is going from one's tired place to another.

17. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late online. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

Eighteen. My parents have been married for so many years and have been cheating on each other. My mother said to my father that day, "Look at your son." The father was dissatisfied at that time and sneered: "Hehe, your son is not much better, just like a monkey."

19. A strong man is not a man who runs with tears. The strong one is the one who bought the car.

Twenty. When people reach middle age, it is a journey to the west! The pressure of Wukong, Bajie's figure, Lao Sha's hairstyle, Tang Priest's trip! It is getting closer and closer to the west.

Twenty one. When the courier brother handed me the courier package, I said excitedly, "Thank you!" The little brother said grumpily, "How can you work hard? At five o'clock in the morning, he came to the warehouse and knocked on the door. I haven't woke up yet! "

Twenty-two There are many important and urgent matters. Do one first, you will feel that other things will be delayed, so let's play with the mobile phone first.

23. When someone hates you, you should reflect on yourself, whether it is cute and charming or perfect enough to make others jealous.

I am in a regular state every day. I looked awake in the morning, sleepy in the afternoon, beaten with chicken blood at night, and regretted it in the middle of the night.