What's the funniest thing in Silver Soul?

-1. new: all the money is used up, and there is no balance at the fixed point. The passbook has been sealed. I didn't even catch a cat yesterday, so I did it for nothing.

Don't panic, just like a one-track-minded child in Jump. No money is like chronic rhinitis. We don't owe money or make money. Let's live without money.

0. Guys with natural curly hair are good people!

1. Instead of thinking about how beautiful it is to sacrifice, think about how beautiful it is to live to the last moment.

2. the sky? Country? It doesn't matter if I give it to you I'm busy enough just protecting what's in front of me. I can't do it. How much has been lost so far is incalculable. Anyway, I have nothing left. When I see something falling, I naturally want to pick it up and keep it.

What customers value is what I value! I will do anything for them!

I don't care what you bastards want to do anywhere in the universe. But as long as my sword can reach it, it will be my country. Anyone who breaks into my things casually, whether it's a general, a cosmic pirate or a meteorite. Cut it all off!

5.love? Dream? What young people need is not so naive, yes, it is calcium. As long as they absorb more calcium, everything will be smooth.

6. Gaoshan, you can't underestimate me like this! If you want to talk about beasts, so do I! It's a white man, and his name is Ding Chun! ! !

7. One organ is more important than my heart. Although I can't see it, it's really in my body. Because of it, I can stand up straight, even if I stumble. If I don't go, it will break in the middle, and my soul will break in the middle. I value it more than cardiac arrest.

8. Silver: Isn't the so-called fight just to protect something? Just like you want to protect the selection team.

Tu: Then what do you want to protect?

My bushido ...

9. Never mind … Calm down and find the time machine first!

10. The word sugar means a person carrying a cross to Tang State ~

1 1. Hum, who wants to save those guys? I can't stop. My body doesn't listen, and I want to run forward without authorization. There are strings around me before and after, pulling around me, which is extremely annoying!

12. Take out your ears and listen to me. I, fighting to protect this cheap country, never happened once. The death of the country and the death of the samurai have nothing to do with me I started from the past, no matter now or before, I only have one protection, and I have never changed! ! !

13. People can't live aboveboard all the time. They want to hold their heads high, but they don't know when they will be covered in mud. But even if they persist, the mud will dry up one day.

14. Xiaoyu ~ Maybe household appliances must show their functions, but just standing there and smiling there is sometimes enough.

15. Compared with being young and beautiful, it is more difficult to live straight even if the waist is broken. This thing is really difficult to keep the beauty of the soul. (Dragon Palace)

16. Why did that man keep you waiting for hundreds of thousands of years? A thousand words. Why can't you just forget what that man said? Is it because it's not just a look, but a sincere compliment to your heart, not because you love that man's soul deeply? Even if it's full of wrinkles, even if it's hunched over, isn't it good: whether it's full of dentures or brown spots, even if it's Alzheimer's disease, live well and face it with that wrinkled smelly old woman (Dragon Palace) smile.

17. There is nothing wrong with walking with positive beliefs, but if you can't act because of it, try to be tactful. It doesn't matter if you are gentle and smooth! At this rate, you will definitely find the true meaning of life that you can never give up, won't you?

18. For your own life, you and I are not readers, but authors. The ending can still be changed!

19. Go out to bask in the sun

Take back the long days of being imprisoned in this darkness.

The sun forgotten by everyone

No matter where it is.

No matter what the situation is.

There will be the sun.

Neither sun gear nor the owner of this small street.

But your own sun.

The sun is often hidden from view by clouds.

ignore

Look up at the sky

There must be a time when the sun shines through the cracks in the clouds.

therefore

We don't want to miss that moment.

You must look up at the sky.

Straighten our backs.

Be sure to look straight at the sun and live.

Tell it to those guys who look like they're dragging their feet.

Look at the sky.

We will let the dark and dirty sky

20. Only when people take inferiority as a springboard can they jump higher.

2 1. Not everyone will hold anything tightly in their hands.

But you don't notice it when you have it.

When I noticed the weight, it had slipped out of my hand.

Although I have thought about it many times, I must not pick it up again.

But before you know it, you must put up with it.

all one's life

have a great responsibility

22. I won't let you go out, no matter who.

Even the faintest candlelight can illuminate the darkness when gathered together.

Even if it is put out, as long as one is still burning, it will ignite other fires again.

My flame will not go out, even if you want to blow it out many times, it's no use. I have a specially preserved fire that will never go out, the fire of the sun.

23. A man is responsible for his stomach after he is sixteen.

24. If you die, wave your sword on important things until you die.

25. Wine is really a good thing, which can make people forget unpleasant things for a while, but they will remember tomorrow even if they don't want to, and it is more painful than yesterday. If you want to forget, you can't escape, especially those things that you really want to forget.

G: It's better to be a real samurai and cut his belly clean than to fall into the hands of the enemy.

Yin Shi: Don't be silly. Stand up. If you have time to think about the final beauty, you might as well live a better life until the end.

27. How ironic. People who have nothing really important always know better than those who have it, so you should cherish it. .

28: People just have to take inferiority as a springboard to jump higher.

29: Live in the way you think is beautiful.

- 14.

0. Go and cut your belly!

1. Don't you already know that today's shogunate doesn't work for us humans at all? What does your sword exist for? To protect the shogun? Or to protect the general? I'm not like you, remember? At that time, there was no school and no place to live. Who will take us to the broken Dojo that can only use swords? Who is the person who didn't abandon us even if we lost our knives or even our Dojo after the order to scrap knives was issued? Who found our lost knife again? Not a shogun, not a general. Our boss has only had Kondo since then.

2 .. (Handsome smoking) Don't worry, Kondo. I'm just here to find my way. I borrowed some favors from yagyu, and I will return them today. By the way, you just have a rest today, don't worry.

3. Earthwork? Who's that? I am a warrior of love, MAYORA 13! !

4. Kondo: fourteen years old ... I'm confused again!

Earthwork: Huh? That guy didn't do it. Stuck by the automatic door of the mall.

5. Earthwork: Hey! Mayonnaise is not enough! ! !

Xxx: No, the director was scared by mayonnaise! It's terrible.

6. I'm not that great! I just want to make the woman I like happy ... I can't dance sword, so I want her to marry an ordinary person, have children and live a good life ... that's all. ...

7. It's too hot ... It's too hot ... Beast, it's so hot that tears come out ... It's too hot. ...

14: What are you talking about, Sakata?

A Yin: Sakata? !

9. Really, I came to smoke the last cigarette, but it happened that you were ahead of me, and I had such a day. Forget it, it's the last one anyway. You are smile happily. Listen, this is your first and last entrustment ... Please protect the electoral college, my ... our electoral college ... (initial, final, みがぁむのたち?. ! )

10. Kondo, I also entrust my life to you. On the other hand, you have an obligation, that is, you are not allowed to die. No matter what happens, you must live, even if you are entangled in shame, how many teammates fall down one by one. Because as long as you are here, the selection team will not end. We entered the selection group because we expected you. If you are a fool, don't dwell on these troubles. You just have to be yourself. Wherever you go, we will protect you, boss Kondo. You are the soul of the selection group, and we are your swords. (ぁんたはのだのだ). Kondo さんはそれをるуな

1 1. I am the last barrier to protect Kondou Isao and the last sword to protect the electoral college.

12. Although you care about your sister, I don't think it is necessary. I don't sympathize with or encourage your sister, because I ... will be your sister's friend. If my own shell can't be broken, I will break it from the outside. Please let us meet you. Oh, sorry, I suddenly wrote these beautiful words. In fact, I'm not a great man, because ... in fact, I just ... just ... want to see you (in fact, the most classic here is not words, but the gestures of Turkish adults with a stroke of a pen ... and ... fooling the Turkish side ...)

13. I just want the woman I love to be happy (ho ho, Turkish adult, you are so innocent ...)

14. I'm looking for the entrance to the mayonnaise kingdom.

15. I don't care what I do, and I'm too lazy to care what you do (although I'm not a Turkish three-party party party, although this sentence seems indifferent, it actually expresses the saddest and helpless side of fourteen men)

16. Lao Tzu is the deputy director of the selection group, Hijikata Toushirou!

-I totally understand.

0.(8 episodes pay close attention to the true electoral college 24 hours a day)

Fourteen: (catching a seemingly overtaking, drawing his sword) Hey! Asshole, who is allowed to overtake? Hey, stop running-

Manager: (Stop) Mr. Earthwork, you are always angry. It won't do. Leave the little things to me ... (the cannon fires. A large area of land is gone) ... Mr. Earthwork has gone too far.

Fourteen: (raising a knife) Don't pass the buck!

1. (27 episodes in the middle of Hell Dojo)

After eating a bowl full of upgraded pork chop rice made of turkey, he smiled and said, "The turkey is really amazing ~ it can sublimate pork chop rice into dog food."

2. (Episode 77 begins with Yagyu)

Don't worry, boss Kondo. I just face myself. The yagyu family owes me an account. I came to return it. By the way, today is a holiday, so you don't have to worry.

Manager Xiao: Boss Kondo, I just face myself. If this goes on, I'm really going to call the gorilla elder sister. By the way, although I was busy at work today, I skipped work.

3.(20 episodes, about 3 and a half minutes)

Captain Xiao (outside): Go to hell, go to hell, Earthwork. Please go to hell, Earthwork.

Fourteen (panic): Really? ...

(Opening the door, I saw Xiao Zong's swearing costume, and Xiao Zong looked around casually. )

Fourteen: Boy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night?

Manager Xiao: Jogging. ...

4. "Drink a liter of soy sauce and die for me ~ Earthwork"

5. Earthwork (roar): Boy, are you lazy here? ! Get up! !

Okita: Why? Mom. Today is Sunday!

Earthwork: I am not your mother! ! Today is not Sunday, but Tuesday! ! Don't underestimate the work! !

Okita (serious): When have I ever neglected my work? I only despise you!

6. (The true electoral college was forced to protect the frog leader. In the evening, Earthwork walked out of the room and found that Tian Chong had set up a cross to barbecue frog ING. )

Earthwork: What are you doing? ! !

Okita: This will lead to the enemies who attack him and wipe them all out. This is the so-called offensive defense.

..... after the conversation ...

Earthwork: Ah ... I think it seems particularly cold tonight ... Always realize, burn more firewood.

Okita: I know!

Frog Leader: Boo hoo! ! ! ! ! ! !

7. (Uncle Hasegawa's taxi)

Hasegawa: Where are the guests going?

...

Okita: Isn't there an arrogant guy smoking over there? Hit him on the accelerator, don't kill him.

8. Summer

Earthwork: it's so hot ... why is the uniform of the selection group so thick?

Haotian: Since you feel hot, let me make you a summer uniform!

(Tian Zhong's hand is raised and lowered)

Earthwork: Boo hoo hoo. ...

Okita (serious): It's dangerous! Please don't move, it's easy to get hurt.

Earthwork: You are in danger! ! What are you doing? !

I just want to make your uniform sleeveless.

Earthwork: Nonsense! ! You want to cut off my hand! ! !

Okita: Actually, the summer uniforms I designed are selling well now. Do you want one?

Earthwork: This is just the result of your prank! ! What idiot would wear it? !

... Kondo and Yamazaki came wearing uniforms with sleeves that were "pranks".

9. (God took the princess and jumped on the roof)

Tian Chong (barrel ready)

Kondo: Hello! ! Master wujun! ! Why did you take out such a dangerous thing! ! !

Tian Chong; That girl had a problem with me when she was enjoying the flowers.

Kondo; Wait! ! ! ! Can you afford the princess? ! ! !

Tian Chong; It won't go wrong! My nickname used to be sniper!

Kondo; That's just your wish, right? !

Tian Chong; People who chase their dreams can exert their strength more than those who catch them!

10. (A Yin and his party posing as psychics were hung upside down)

Yin Shi: Hey! ! Is this good? !

Is this cartoon coming to an end? !

Tian Chong (serious); The next episode begins with "The Blood Record of the True Selection Group". Everyone must watch it!

1 1. (The underground factory behind which we just exploded)

(The selection team came out)

Earthwork was hit by broken bricks ... Bleeding ... ...

Manager Xiao: It's dangerous here. Please hide, or you will be like this person. Even if you put on a poker face and pretend to be cool, it still hurts. Awkward.

Earthwork: This place has developed beyond control.

Director Xiao: Your blood flow is out of control.

Earthwork: In this case, Yamazaki's child may have died.

Manager Xiao: You don't have much time.

……

Captain Xiao: Earthwork, I left my flute at home. I'll go and get it.

Earthwork: Well, don't come back. (Playing handsome) Bastard, what a shame. All right, I'll go alone. You wait here.

(The other side moves out of the cannon)

Earthwork; I left my protractor at home. I'll go and get it. ..

Filial piety; Earthwork, don't worry. I have a protractor.

Earthwork: ...

..... (The trial group is going to fight back with artillery)

Earthwork: Prepare the cannon.

(General Manager Xiao points the big gun at the head of the earth)

Earthwork: Not this way-#

Captain Xiao (surprised): Huh? !

(looks at Kondo)

The other party: But they will accompany each other as cannon fodder.

"Bang ————————"

Earthwork: total enlightenment! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Sir: Boss Kondo once said, "If I am caught by the enemy, I will not hesitate to shoot." I seem to remember wrong.

Earthwork: You don't remember why you shot? ! = =#

12. (One day's director's episode, earthwork bickering with Ikeda)

Tong: speak in children's language ~ race like a turtle

Earthwork: What? !

Okita: Please endure one kilogram of soy sauce today and go to hell.

(beside the car)

Okita: Those fools are everywhere. Go to hell.

Earthwork: You are playing with us. You will be angered. Go to hell, Okita.

Okita: Then you will go to America like a sweet love song tomorrow. Go to hell.

Earthwork: The image is even worse. Let you roll down the stairs and die, Okita.

Okita: I didn't bring my saber either. Let me chop you to death.

Earthwork: I don't want to care about anything anymore. Cleisthenes will kill Okita.

Okita: Go to hell, Earthwork.

Earthwork: Go to hell, Okita.

Okita: Go to hell, Okita. Ah, I was wrong. It's earthwork

13. (or a one-day director's collection)

Okita looked at the sign with a telescope and said, we want to see evidence that you are our loyal dogs. Turn around and call three times.

(After the earthwork is turned over)

Okita (pretending to be innocent): Mr. Earthwork, I read it wrong. It says we're hungry. Let's prepare curry.

Earthwork (angry): Can this be wrong? ! You did it on purpose!

14. "It's very dangerous here, please take refuge ~ Otherwise, you will be like this person ~ Even if you put on a poker face to be cool, it still hurts ~ it's embarrassing ~ ~ ~

15. "Children will be jealous of kelp at home."

16. "There are eggs between my thighs ... is it spawning day today?" Then the manager was thrown ... no ... should be kicked.

17. All his 10 swordsmen were lost. If he hadn't used the back of the knife, you might all be dead. You even said you didn't lose. I admire your shame so much.

18. Okita: Ah ... er ... Attention aliens, you are completely surrounded. Give up unnecessary resistance and surrender honestly, alien. Your old mother in your hometown must be crying, too. Your mother didn't just give birth to you to make you such an alien.

Yamazaki: ... not this kind of alien, but what kind of alien?

Okita: It's not a good boy who makes mom cry, whether it's aliens or humans, is it, aunt? Say something, too (Put down the megaphone and watch the car)

Yamazaki: Hey? ! Is it coming? Has its mother come (looking back)

(coming out of the car in alien clothes, crying) Kondo: Mom doesn't care anymore. Since 3 years ago, mother has been pretending that she never gave birth to your son.

19.( 103) During training, Xiao Zongshuai went to protect Kondo by himself! )

(Be serious when facing the enemy ...) As the leader of the selection team, I will give you the last lesson.

When rushing to the overwhelming enemy, in order to fill the strength gap, it is most important to overwhelm the number.

With good breathing, body and mind are integrated, the most concentrated moment, the high-altitude attack comes up, (the enemy all drops) and then ... (the two knives cross, the enemy all dies ... evil smile ...) all die (don't forget to lick the blood spilled on your face with the tip of your tongue at last).

20.( 104 episode, Xiao always said he was cool)

General Manager: Boss Kondo, come here quickly. I'm a little overworked, but I have to pay overtime this time.

Kondo: Fully enlightened!

Earthwork: My share should also be settled with the party who pays the salary.

Manager Xiao: Forget your share. By the way, the job of solving those people is up to you. I'm a little tired. The vice minister of earthwork will let you go for a while, and I will kill you before long. Next time I see your weakness, welcome me to sit on your vice throne.

2 1 Bang (shot by small manager) ....

Fourteen; How do ordinary people shoot at this time? ...........

General Manager: I really can't stand this uncle ... (puts his hand on 14) Mr. Earthwork ... Why do humans always do this ... (points the gun at 14).

Fourteen: (raising his gun) ... huh? ! ...........

Sir: How do ordinary people shoot at this time?

Fourteen: Hello! Don't tamper with the plot! It's like I shot you!

Chief: Hey ~ ~ Somebody help ~ ~ Mr. Earthwork is ... Mr. Earthwork is crazy ~ ~ I can't stop him. .......

Fourteen: Ah no! Don't!

Manager: Ah ~ ~ ~ What should I do ~ ~ ~

Fourteen: Enough is enough! (Angry! ! ! )

Chief Xiao: (innocent expression) I'm going to be killed! ! !

22. (episode 28) After Okuda led the selection team to sweep the underground fighting field of the shogunate,

Arriving in the field in the morning, Kondo is watching a divination program.

Moderator: Today is the most unlucky day for Virgo friends, especially those who have a beard on their chin in front of the TV and are brushing their teeth.

Kondo: Who would believe those things?

Moderator: The whole body wrapped in red things can be relieved.

Kondo: . .

Okita (holding a red cloth strip) Boss Kondo, this is the red crotch cloth I used when I was a child. Don't worry, I already washed it.

23. (episode 103) Okita: I told you to take your hands off that man!

Ito: Okita Jun ... You are indeed a Turk. A spy approached me only to investigate my actions. Is it just betraying the Turkish side to deceive me?

Okita: This is not a performance. I only have a long throne in my eyes, so everyone who stands in my way will fly away! After the earthwork disappears, it's your turn next. Teacher Ito ... I don't want to be your person, nor do I want to be an earthwork person. My general is only one person. Get out of there! Next to Kondo is my position!

24. (episode 104) Ikeda: Mr. Kondo, if the general is defeated, the war will be lost. Please step down now.

Kondo: Don't be ridiculous, always realize! Open the door!

Ikeda: Mr. Kondo, I have said it many times. Your greatest weakness is that you are too good. Everyone trusted me, and even that Ito sheltered me in the end. I knew this would happen one day. But it is because of you that we are gathered together. Because of you, we fought together. That's why you deserve our desperate protection.