Classic and funny. Where's the phrase book?

We all know some classic jokes. Saying phrases can easily make everyone laugh! The following is what I arranged for you, hoping to help you!

1. Life is a big market, and people buy this and sell that.

2. Some idol dramas are so pure that they really have no acting skills.

The journey of exploration is not to discover new land, but to cultivate new perspectives.

Marriage is the grave of love. Without marriage, you won't have a good end.

Like a noodle, I jumped into the noodle soup bowl of life.

6. People are human beings, and there is no need to be a human being. The world is the world, so you don't need to be careful.

7. When it comes to clothes, there are two ways to wash them: by yourself and by others.

8. If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

9. A man who can cook was a broken-winged angel in his last life.

10. People are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and untie their complex.

1 1. Women are good at makeup, while men are good at camouflage.

12. Uncle, remember to cover your mouth when you laugh. Be careful of your false teeth.

13. One day, the world will change. Let's run now.

14. Knowing that you are having a bad life, I squatted in front of my house and laughed all afternoon.

15. The so-called low-key is a high-profile without showing traces.

16. Life is like my singing, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

17. If I am so poor that I have only one life left, let me love you with my life.

18. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at anyone.

19. I hope people will live for a long time and bachelors will no longer exist.

20. Don't say you don't know me. It happens that I don't know you either. It is really fate.

2 1. Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for watching * * *.

22. The ancient sword swept the world, and now it is a dissolute world.

23. If you bully me again, I will curse you and turn you into a seven-dimensional space in my next life.

24. You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others.

25. Even if you have a dream, you are at best a salted fish with a dream.

26. It is easy to stand outside the pain and convince the suffering people.

27. You are so polite to me, so I won't be polite.

28. The early bird has breakfast, and the late bird has dinner.

29. The furthest distance in the world is when we go out together. You buy four generations of apples and I buy four generations of apples.

30. When I was a child, happiness was a very simple thing; When you grow up, simplicity is a very happy thing.

mood

1. To be exact, I am not superstitious at all except believing in God!

Your love is like a vending machine. Anyone can have money.

3. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig in the same circle.

The person you missed is no longer in the service area, please consider it later.

5. Asking about the world is confusing.

6. The secret of popularity is to endure it when it is unbearable.

7. Reason is like a liar, and sensibility is like a psychopath.

8. Get a zit when you are young, and get a pit when you grow up.

9. Two basic points in life: confusion and cleverness.

10. After meeting you, I realized that dinosaurs can actually reappear.

1 1. There are no Amis in the south. Tathagata: Say that you are destined for love.

12. If you want to marry a rich man, talk to Altman.

13. Some people make you feel bad, while others make you have a toothache.

14. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

15. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let others move around to help you tell me you're sorry.

16. The function of the school is to do what you want, but it won't let you do it.

17. If you don't love me, I will drown you in my overwhelming thoughts.

18. Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

19. This is the most painful time every day. I feel like I'm dying ~

20. If you are right, don't be shameless; You can tell him you don't need a face at all.

2 1. Look at you like that, it's a good thing you're not a Tang priest, or you'll ruin all the goblins.

22. Too much sweet talk can lead to diabetes.

23. Look at you, so shameless and heartless, you must be very light.

24. When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

25. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also hurt.

26. I want to write I love you all over the street in that era, so that people passing by can sigh. I won't be taken away by the police.

27. When one day, you find an irresistible feeling, maybe it's called * * * love!

28. In today's society, no money and no status. In order to live a happy life, you, I and he both sacrificed.

29. You said: How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? But you are a storm!

30. It is said that the most beautiful scenery in the world is the young danger of squatting on the road.

Mood phrase

1. Those who are afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

2. It is said that a horse is a cloud, and a swift horse is a cloud in a cloud.

There are no men who don't care, only men who can't care.

4. Want to learn from me, find some essence, and don't let me see through you at a glance.

5. If the pervert comes early, he won't be so happy if he comes late.

6. There is no end to happiness.

7. You laugh at me because I'm different from you. I laugh at all of you.

8. The past is unbearable, and the situation is not as good as before.

9. I want to buy an iPhone4, and I don't know what brand is good.

10. There are too many cars and the road is indigestion.

1 1. I studied endlessly, so I never graduated.

12. Don't talk with your lungs, it's all nonsense.

13. There is a kind of love called letting go. Please go when you let go.

14. The wife said, "Husband, you are so manly!" I asked, "What's that smell?" She said, "smelly feet and smoke. ...

15. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

16. If I were Tang Priest, would you arrest me with a demon? -Say Wukong before going to bed at night, and catch some goblins for the master to play with!

17. Men are like 1 yuan coins, with 1 in front and chrysanthemums behind them.

18. I am willing to copy the happiness of others and not create my own sadness.

19. After watching your life, I finally found the courage to live.

20. As a pig, you can also have ideals, such as protecting the Buddhist scriptures of Tang Priest.

2 1. Just like you, I've watched it for too long, and I don't want to watch it!

22. Vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * downtime.

23. Only by selling yourself to the theatre can you love literature and art. ..

24. I can't keep up with you. I think I'm lost.

25. Don't look at your lifelong regret, look at your lifelong regret.

26. If I leave you one day in a few years, will you look all over the world for me?

27.。 Take other people's road, leaving others with no way out.

28. You asked me if I had any religious beliefs, and I said, "Does narcissism count?"

29. Don't always say you're okay, it's nothing.

30. The highest level of ignorance is two words: pretend to understand!