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Double 12 sentence no money _ double 12 said that friends have no money (selected 17 sentence)

1, it's not that you are cold and distant because of bad words, but that you have been very kind to me.

2, the military forces have not moved, food and grass first, preparing for the double twelve.

3, do not seek fame in World War I, but seek double twelve thousand cities.

4. Don't buy things you don't need because of discounts, and don't love inappropriate people because of emptiness. Since you like someone who is far away, it is better to take the opportunity to like more.

Others have men's tickets, women's tickets and bank notes, but you only have monthly tickets.

6. I don't know why my husband put away all the bank cards at home. Is this wool?

7. Others call it emptying the shopping cart, and my wife calls it emptying the container.

8, eating soil teenagers double 12 hands and feet, physically disabled and determined, moved the world.

9. Honesty. Small business, no invoice. Make an appointment in advance, first come, first served, and pay by red envelope transfer!

10, others are taking off their orders on Singles' Day, and we are only here to prove that we are single.

1 1, integrity. Small business, no invoice. Make an appointment in advance, first come, first served, and pay by red envelope transfer!

12, don't say you are single dog, the dog died long ago at your age.

13, put into storage with one heart, and make a profit of 10,000! Keep pace and do it with momentum!

14, I don't know when it started, and it became a pickpocket party.

15, not just you-personal love is not allowed.

16, don't eat, don't drink or BB, and fully prepare double 12.

17, money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.