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Talking about friends who can't afford to drive because of rising oil prices (50 articles)

A circle of friends who can't afford to drive when oil prices rise (I) 1. Since the price of oil went up, I dare not step on the gas pedal when I go out to drive.

2. A person, go on road trip, meets the truest self on the road. Unfortunately, the oil price went up and the car ran out of gas.

3. can't afford to add oil.

Before the money was made, the price of oil went up secretly again. Although the oil was expensive, I got up the courage to fill it up.

If you don't find beautiful eyes and travel around the world, you will only be tired to your feet, but your heart will not be happy at all.

6. Let's not meet again. The oil price is too expensive, it has risen to 8. It's 62, and 95 is full, which makes me lose myself. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

7. You can't drive at this speed. Fill up the gas before the price increase, and you can save a piece!

8. I'm actually just a brick mover. I bought a car just to move bricks for a living.

9. If nothing else, at least the oil price has exceeded.

10. I want to breathe the air of every city, feel the people of every city, travel and see the scenery of every city.

1 1. I was impulsive when I picked up the car, and the oil price was getting higher and higher. 2,000 yuan a month is not enough to refuel. 600 yuan parking fee, 500 yuan car wash fee, 5,000 yuan insurance and 3,000 yuan monthly salary, I can't afford a car.

12. Gasoline is expensive, and the public has no choice but to pay for it.

13. The tank is out of oil. I really want to ride a battery car to work. The oil price is too expensive! I really can't afford it.

14. If I worked hard to have you, do you know how possessive I am and no one can touch you?

15. A sentence full of 95 makes people feel powerless, and the already poor life is worse! Oil prices have gone up again!

16. Add one tank of oil to buy a bicycle and three tanks of oil to buy a battery car!

17. During the dinner, I talked about the price increase of gasoline. My friend patted my thigh and said excitedly, "Haha, fortunately, I just bought a gas card of 1000 yuan yesterday!" " "(Does it matter? )

The circle of friends who can't afford to drive when the oil price rises (part two) 18. Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better get more dogs.

19. Realizing go on road trip's dream. Alas, it's a pity that the price of oil has gone up, so we can't go to road trip.

20. Oil prices determine travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

2 1 .May1The first stop of go on road trip, as long as there is a beach in your heart, you will find Maldives everywhere. Unfortunately, the oil price has gone up and the car is out of gas.

22. The oil price is too expensive for me to buy a Volvo.

23. I didn't expect to buy an electric father one day. The oil price is really too expensive.

24. mortgage, car loan, oil loan, child care, daughter-in-law wants Estee Lauder

25. Poetry and distance are very expensive. I can't afford gas without a little effort, and I'm not rich enough to cry and go for a ride.

26. Wednesday is the membership day of CNOOC Card, and now you can only refuel on the membership day. The oil price is too expensive to drive …

27. Add a new wish, listen to the song of Mayday and come to road trip once. Oil prices are rising, so you can't afford to drive.

28. I am impulsive when I pick up the car. Oil prices are getting higher and higher. Adding 2000 yuan a month is not enough. I can't afford a car with a monthly parking fee and car wash insurance of 3000 yuan.

29. Faced with high oil prices, high housing prices and difficulties in making friends, housing is the lowest consumption level.

It is 30.57. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

3 1. Do you carpool? I go to work in Weifang Economic Zone from Anqiu every day. Oil prices are too expensive now. Find a friend.

32. Oil prices are soaring, but wages are not rising. Boy, for the first time, I felt that I couldn't afford nine dollars, which was too expensive.

33. I won't open a head office. Both cars are parked. One can't afford insurance, and the other can't afford gasoline. I ride a battery car.

34. People of all ethnic groups in China welcomed the rise in oil prices, saying that any increase in oil prices would have no pressure and little impact. I heard that the oil price has risen again for no reason, and the people spontaneously took to the streets to tell each other and applauded.

Oil prices can't afford to drive (Chapter III) 35. The oil price is so expensive, the weather is so hot, the steering wheel burns the seat and burns my ass, and air conditioning is still a dream I dare not dream of.

36. At the dinner party, talking about the price increase of gasoline, my friend patted his thigh and said excitedly, "Haha, fortunately, I just bought a gas card of 1000 yuan yesterday!" (Does it matter? )

37. The oil price has gone up again, not oil, but my tears.

38. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

39. A few years later, the oil price in a certain country continued to soar and climbed Mount Everest. People in a country no longer need to buy a car. This is the same as saving money to send a mobile phone. PetroChina = China Mobile, Sinopec = China Unicom, and the package is as follows: prepay the fuel fee of 65,438+10,000 yuan, and send a domestic car; Pre-stored fuel costs of 200,000 yuan, and send a mid-range car; Save 500 thousand gas money to send luxury cars ...

40. The National Development and Reform Commission did two things: First, it raised prices. The other is to explain why the price has gone up.

4 1. If you can't afford gas, why is it getting more and more expensive? Try to save money and not go out in the future.

42. I missed the age of loving you, only blaming you for not cherishing it.

43. It really hurts to refuel in the car, which makes me feel bleeding. It's really terrible!

44. The oil price is too expensive, and so is Shi and you in the distance. I can't even afford to add gas without a little effort, which makes me cry and go for a ride.

45. The fuel consumption of cars has become useless. Can't afford gasoline.

My darling, the fat reduction has not been successful, and the oil price has risen secretly again. Although gas is expensive, I still got up the courage to say "Fill it up", which made my poor life "worse".

47. This is probably the sadness in my life. I have no money to refuel. From then on, I began to walk to work!

48. Oil prices are expensive, so are poems and distant places. I feel distressed when I refuel, and I feel arrogant when I step on the gas pedal.

49. Oil prices are too expensive to drive. Don't drive if it's not necessary!

50. The price of oil has risen too fast. It's too expensive. I can't drive when I fill it up, and I can't afford it.

Remind the oil price to rise and send a circle of friends to talk about it.

Remind the oil price to rise and talk about it in the circle of friends (I) 1. Apples have gone up in price, bananas have gone up in price, gasoline has gone up in price, and cemeteries have gone up. Eat your own meat when you are hungry, and drink your own blood when you are thirsty, as long as it is free!

Don't meet again, the price of oil has risen to 9 yuan.

3. When you meet a treasure cave, the spell to open the door is one sentence. You blurted it out and the door opened. What spell is that? It's the price of gasoline!

We just want to live a better life. As the international oil price drops, the oil price can also drop a little.

You can buy a bicycle, add five boxes of oil, and you can buy an electric car. The oil price is soaring and the car can't afford to drive.

6. The oil price is so high that Honda can hardly afford to drive. Come to a small Honda electric car.

7. The rising oil price and high fuel consumption make the poor families worse.

8. I can't stand it. The price of oil is too high. I have no money to refuel. I can't drive. Goodbye!

9. Why is the oil price getting more and more expensive, but the fund is not getting higher and higher! I'm too poor to buy gas because it's too expensive!

10. I started traveling by bus today for one reason. The oil price is too expensive, so it hurts to refuel.

1 1. Those who can drive out to pick you up at this time are friends of life and death.

12. It's too expensive! The oil price is really too expensive. May the world be peaceful!

13. The worst thing in the world is to buy a car with high fuel consumption. Can't afford gasoline.

14. I can afford a car, but I can't afford to drive it. I'd better ride a bike.

15 fuel consumption. It must be the reason why the oil price is too expensive recently. My level has improved.

16. Oil prices have gone up again. Please give wage earners like us a break. The speed of making money can't keep up with the speed of rising prices.

17. The oil price is too expensive to drive a car or refuel.

18. Probably because the oil price is too high, my car is worried about my purse, and it hasn't lost its battery after running for a week.

19. Love your car and enjoy the scenery all the way. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

20. Once water enters the engine, the piston in the cylinder may rust, causing the engine to pull the cylinder (that is, the inner wall of the cylinder is pulled into a deep ditch, which will reduce the pressure and, in severe cases, lead to the explosion of the crankcase). In severe cases, the engine needs to be overhauled.

Remind the oil price to rise, and talk about it in the circle of friends (Part II) 2 1. The oil price is so expensive, the weather is so hot, the steering wheel burns the seat and burns my ass, and air conditioning is still a dream I dare not dream of.

22. By the way, is the recent sharp rise in oil prices related to foreign wars? Fortunately, I am an outstanding owner of Liu Mengjie Company. ..

23. My two Mercedes-Benz cars have been sealed, the keys are locked in stainless steel cabinets, and the battery car downstairs is fully charged. The battery life is 60kg and the maximum speed is 45 yards per hour.

24. This is not China oil, but China gold.

25. Friends in the circle of friends are traveling in the United States and the United States, and I am shouting that oil prices have gone up again.

During the dinner, I talked about the price increase of gasoline. My friend patted my thigh and said excitedly, "Haha, fortunately, I just bought a gas card of 1000 yuan yesterday!" " "(Does it matter? )

27. When I impulsively pick up a car, the price of oil is getting higher and higher. 2,000 yuan a month is not enough to refuel. 600 yuan parking fee, 500 yuan car wash fee, 5,000 yuan insurance, 3,000 yuan monthly salary, can't afford a car.

28. Before the money was made, the price of oil actually went up again. Forget it, I can't afford to drive. I am only financially qualified to ride an electric car now.

29. The oil price is too high to drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.

30. Let's not meet again. The high price of oil makes the already poor life worse.

3 1. The oil price is very expensive, so is poetry and faraway places. In short, 95 is full, which makes me lose myself!

32. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

Gasoline is very expensive, but the public has no choice but to pay for it.

34. Gasoline is expensive, and the public has no choice but to pay for it.

35. I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't need oil, and I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair all their lives!

36. Oil prices are too expensive. A box of oil can buy a bicycle, and three boxes of oil can buy a battery car!

37. The oil price is too high to drive, so you can take the bus for three years for free, before bonus hunter.

38. I didn't sleep well again. I was woken up by the phone at 7 o'clock in the morning. I got up and started to deal with things. 10, and finally completed the handover. On the way home, I refueled my car and found that the price of oil had gone up again.

39. I didn't expect to buy an electric father one day. The oil price is really too expensive.

40. The car won't start under any circumstances. If the price of oil goes up with you, I will lose money.

A circle of friends with complicated feelings about the rise in oil prices talks about the summary.

I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't need oil, and I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair all their lives!

2. The oil tank is out of oil. I really want to ride a battery car to work. The oil price is too expensive! I really can't afford it.

The oil price is too expensive to drive, so don't drive unless necessary!

The fuel consumption of cars is increasing. Can't afford gasoline.

Don't go in a hurry in spring, the oil price is too expensive to turn on the air conditioner.

6. The car is out of gas. Who can send me some gas? "

7. Why has the oil price gone up again? My dad said that my monthly living expenses would be 50 yuan less.

8. Probably because the oil price is too high, my car is distressed by my purse, and it hasn't lost its battery after running for a week.

9. The price of oil rose to the point where my colleague began to watch horses. He was watching the tram the day before yesterday, the electric car yesterday and the horse today. I can't imagine what to see tomorrow.

10. The atmosphere is so full that I don't want to leave in the car. Even if the oil price is too expensive now, I can't afford it.

1 1. This dubbing is definitely in line with the mood of refueling, and the oil is expensive, so the car can't afford to refuel.

12. It's too expensive! The oil price is really too expensive. May the world be peaceful!

13. Rising oil prices and high oil consumption make poor families worse.

14. Oil prices are rising too fast. It's too expensive. Just filled it up, I dare not drive it, I can't afford it.

15. The steering wheel is very hot today. Facing the oil price of more than six yuan, the air conditioning button in the car is still a dream that I dare not expect.

16. Oil prices have gone up secretly again. I don't want to spend 300 yuan on a dress. After a tank of oil is filled with 400 yuan, I absolutely dare not treat it lightly. Oil is so expensive!

17. By the way, is the recent sharp rise in oil prices related to foreign wars? Fortunately, I am an outstanding owner of Liu Mengjie Company. ..

A circle of friends with complicated feelings about the rise in oil prices tells the second story 18. The price of oil has gone up, so I can't afford to drive. Let's talk about it later, environmental protection travel.

19. The car needs to refuel again, and I feel particularly distressed. My money is like this, I don't know yet!

20. The oil price has gone up again, almost 30 cents. It is too expensive to drive. I really want to drive a battery car to work, but the battery car is too far away.

2 1. No money and no pressure. For example, I can't afford to drive when the oil price rises.

22. At this time, people who can drive out to pick you up are friends of life and death.

23. The car won't start under any circumstances. If the price of oil goes up with you, I will lose money.

24. The sudden rise in oil prices made my life worse, and I didn't turn on the battery.

25.55, a sentence of 95 is full, which makes me lose myself and suddenly feel that electricity smells good.

26. You can't travel far for the time being, because the oil price is too expensive.

27. I went to refuel yesterday, and the price of oil rose again. As an ordinary person, I sincerely hope for world peace.

28. I didn't expect oil prices to skyrocket so quickly. One foot on the accelerator is breakfast money.

29. Why has the oil price gone up again? It is calling me to ride back to the little donkey after work and watch the beautiful sunset without traffic jams.

30.62, 95 is full, which makes me lose myself. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

One day after 3 1.3 years, I drove my private car to refuel. The master asked, "How much does it cost?" I said, "add 1000 yuan." "How far can I go with so much? Just fill it up. " "No, I have to buy 2 Jin of cabbage to save the money." "Okay, I'll give you the invoice later. No receipt, thank you. Cold master for a long time, "I depend, it's so awesome that even private cars dare to refuel." "

32. A rare May Day holiday, go to go on road trip! Alas, it's a pity that the price of oil has gone up, so I can't afford oil and I can't go to go on road trip.

33. The biggest fuel consumption of a car is to find food. Can't afford gasoline.

34. Poetry and distance are very expensive. I can't afford gas without a little effort, and I'm not rich enough to cry and go for a ride.

I'm going to throw up in this car. If the oil price is too expensive to kill me, I won't take the bus.

36. I dare not drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.

37. It seems that the oil price is not too expensive, otherwise there will be so many cars and traffic jams every day. Very annoying. ,

38. I just went to refuel the car. Compared with the previous price, it has risen again. This oil price.

39. Everything is going up in price now. Oil prices have gone up, but wages have not. I can't take it anymore.

40. I am lost in one sentence. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. Why else would my dog camel me? If it can't camel me, how can I have money to refuel? Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money, so I'd better get more dogs.

42. Good news: I didn't use the car, and the rise in oil price has nothing to do with me.

43. The price has gone up again. With a monthly salary of 3 thousand, you are not worthy of driving to work.

44. The oil price has gone up again, and drivers really have no choice but to use this method to save fuel!

45. Oil price is too expensive. A box of oil can buy a bicycle, and three boxes of oil can buy a battery car!

46. The oil price has gone up again, and cars can't afford to drive at this speed. Fill up the gas before the price increase, and you can save a piece!

47. The oil price is too high to drive. I will go out by electric car or train in the future.

48. I didn't expect to buy an electric father one day. The oil price is really too expensive.

49. Before the money was made, the price of oil went up secretly again. Although the oil was expensive, I got up the courage to fill it up.

50. I can buy a bicycle, add five boxes of gas and buy an electric car. The price of oil has soared, and I can't afford to drive.

The rise in oil prices has written off the car. Tell me about it.

Gasoline is very expensive, but the public has no choice but to pay for it.

2. The oil price has gone up secretly again. I don't want to buy clothes. After a tank of oil is filled with 400 yuan, I absolutely dare not treat it lightly. Oil is so expensive!

The fuel consumption of the car becomes useless. Can't afford gasoline.

The increase of gasoline price, the restriction of taxis and subways, and the traffic jam forced me to make the most important decision in my life. . . . . . I want to learn to ride a bike! ! !

Gasoline is expensive, so the public has no choice but to pay for it.

You don't think I asked you out just for a ride because the gas bill has gone up.

7. The rising oil price and high fuel consumption make the poor families worse.

8. I really want to travel with you all the time if I can. Maybe it's an undeveloped desert island, or maybe it's a famous cultural city. We can use the lens along the way to record each other's smiling faces and our own scenery. Have breakfast, lunch and dinner together. Maybe I didn't eat well, but I wiped the oil stains from the corners of my mouth for each other. It doesn't really matter what the scenery is like. The important thing is that you are by my side.

9. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

10.57, you don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

1 1. A few years later, the oil price in a country continued to soar and climbed Mount Everest. People in a certain country no longer need to buy a car. It's like saving money to send a mobile phone. PetroChina = Mobile, Sinopec = China Unicom, and the package is as follows: 654.38+ 10,000 yuan of pre-stored oil, one domestic car; Pre-stored 200,000 fuel costs and sent a mid-range car; 500 thousand gas money and a luxury car in advance

12. The oil price is too expensive, and so is poetry and you in the distance. I couldn't afford to refuel without any effort, which made me cry and go for a ride.

13. I dreamed that I was beaten. When I woke up, I saw Weibo and found that the price of oil had gone up again.

14. You can't drive at this speed. Fill up the gas before the price increase, and you can save a piece!

15. The money was not earned, and the fat was not reduced successfully. Oil prices have actually gone up in secret. Although the oil is expensive, I still got up the courage to say "fill it up".

16. Love your car and enjoy the scenery all the way. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

17. When you encounter a treasure cave, the spell to open the door is just one word. You blurted it out and the door opened. What spell is that? It's the price of gasoline!

18. Long is long, and the oil price is too expensive. Ride a small electric donkey instead.

19. It seems that the oil price is still not too expensive, otherwise there will be so many cars and traffic jams every day. Very annoying. ,

20. I'm so poor this month that I can't even afford to add gas.

The rise in oil prices has packed the car (part II) 2 1. Users of new energy vehicles have realized carefree happiness, which is really a happy car for the poor.

22. As soon as I impulsively pick up the car, the price of oil is getting higher and higher. 2,000 yuan a month is not enough to refuel. 600 yuan parking fee, 500 yuan car wash fee, 5,000 yuan insurance, 3,000 yuan monthly salary, can't afford a car.

23. The car needs to refuel again, and I feel particularly distressed. My money is like this, I don't know yet!

24. The price of oil has risen too fast. It's too expensive. I can't drive when I fill it up, and I can't afford it.

25. The oil price is too expensive for distinguished new energy owners to afford.

26. She said that mom can also buy a scooter and can move forward without oil.

27. I'm going to road trip. No one will stop me. The world is so big that I want to see it. Alas, the price of oil has gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

28. Mom said the oil price was too expensive to drive. She said that mom can also buy a scooter and can move forward without oil.

29. Although the oil price rises again and again, it has never delayed my domineering sentence: fill it up.

30. You can't travel far for the time being, because the oil price is too expensive.

3 1. We just want to live a better life. As the international oil price drops, the oil price can also drop a little.

32. The National Development and Reform Commission did two things: First, it raised prices. The other is to explain why the price has gone up.

33. It's a beautiful day today. I'm going to go on road trip on May Day! Panoramic skylight voice control operation, I'll take you, you take the money, have you left? After all, oil prices have gone up.

34. My two Mercedes-Benz cars have been sealed, the keys are locked in stainless steel cabinets, and the battery car downstairs is fully charged. The battery life is 60kg and the maximum speed is 45 yards per hour.

35. The oil price is too expensive for me to buy a Volvo.

36. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

37. The oil price is too high, the travel tax is too high, and you can't afford to burn oil or use it. ...

38. The tank is out of oil. I really want to ride a battery car to work. The oil price is too expensive! I really can't afford it.

39. Once water enters the engine, the piston in the cylinder may rust, leading to engine cylinder pulling (that is, the inner wall of the cylinder is pulled into a deep ditch, the pressure is reduced, and in severe cases, the crankcase explodes). In severe cases, the engine needs to be overhauled.

40. I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't use oil, and I am a bicycle. Cyclists have an affair all their lives!