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People who take selfies all say humor. Friends often take selfies.

1, forget the past, grasp the present, and live a wonderful and confident life!

Since the day I met you, my heart has fallen into a deep lake and I can't push it away. My heart has always wanted to rely on you.

3, go out for a walk, after all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

4, in fact, it is not difficult to chase girls now, but boys are too careless now.

Don't worry about getting old, as you get older, you will become lovely.

I still like it or care, but I don't want to be together anymore.

7. The best thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

8, don't be hot and cold to me, after all, my resistance is poor and it is not easy to catch a cold.

9. Kindness, courage and Excellence, erin brockovich, bless you and me.

10, meeting you, full of sadness, all regret.

1 1. Sometimes I hate myself and can't speak. I'm too kind, I have no conscience, I'm too cute.

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12, people will have more than% heart and patience to like things, so it is obvious whether he loves you or not.

13, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the moment I was online, but you were offline.

14, "Your friend is online" Your friend is not online.

15, the most terrible enemy is that there is no strong belief.

16, I hope everything is as simple as getting fat.

17, the real strong man is not a man without tears, but a man who runs with tears.

18, but unfortunately we finally got together and got used to being angry.

19, don't please people who hate you, and I'm embarrassed to explain more. Let them hate you at will! In order to please the person you love, everything is worth it.

20, don't lose yourself in front of anything, don't lose yourself in front of dogma, don't lose yourself in the eyes of others, don't lose yourself in front of love.

2 1, I want to drink milk tea, eat meat, exercise and lose weight.

22. If rational analysis can't support you to make a decision, let your heart make a decision.

Take selfies and talk about humor.

23. On a tired day, there will be gentle dreams.

24. Life is short. Why should I give you face?

I hope you will be strong and brave as always, stand in a bright place and live the life you want.

Whenever I walk alone at night, I'm scared. It's too dark. I look beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

27. If you say I look good, I'll say I'm P, and if you say I'm P, I'll scold you.

28. Don't worry about getting old. You will be cute when you are old.

29, the past is like smoke, smiling and safe. Slowly, I realized that a person's life will experience too many ups and downs, and it will not be smooth sailing forever, nor will it be magnificent forever. Therefore, Qian Fan should learn to be strong, to be patient and to be calm after dinner! 22, in prosperity, think more, in adversity, have more courage; When you succeed, you will be more indifferent, more hesitant and more confident. Good morning, my friend!

30. You are annoying once in a while, but you are always cute.

3 1, I'm a fish with Chinese sauerkraut, which is a little sour and redundant.

32. No one is unforgettable, nothing can't be let go, and nothing is worth thinking about.

Unconsciously, the fish wants to fly and the bird wants to dive. After enlightenment, there are clouds in the sky and water in the bottle.