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What are the skills of wooing the police?

First of all, the conclusion: it is not difficult for the police to tease, and it does not require any advanced skills. Women chasing men, laminated yarn. There are really few people who can become policemen. They are too stupid to get the fact that they are being teased. No matter how handsome the police are, they have to work overtime, and they need to be concerned about overtime. Keywords: pay attention to safety, be careful, go to bed early, etc. No matter how cute the police are, they should keep it a secret. It doesn't matter if they ask questions out of curiosity. When the police answer an irrelevant and evasive question, don't ask any more questions. Publicity of law popularization, anti-theft, anti-fraud and traffic safety has long been a habit of the police. Ask more questions about these, and even if you don't get people, you will get knowledge in the end. Several ways to get the contact information of the police: 1, directly: What is your mobile phone number (WeChat)? 2. Euphemism and directness: Is there a convenience service card? It is convenient to contact you when encountering problems; 3, indirect: remember to take a photo with the police, Weibo private letter @ local police official Weibo; 4. Traditional and efficient way: If there are uncles, aunts and relatives of public security organs, arrange blind date meetings directly; 5. Fisherman mode: Online question: How to embarrass the police? What's it like to look handsome in a police uniform? Questions like this.

Write at the end: tease if you don't tease, tease if you want/to the end!