Sentences that hurt friends are humorous.

1. Why did the mobile phone die so fast? Come and tell me, who did you discharge to again?

2. The brain is a commodity. I hope you don't use it as an ornament.

3, nothing to bask in the sun, maybe no one will call you an idiot if you get tanned.

4. Protect yourself and care for others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

Your stupidity is always so creative.

6. You either have late puberty or early menopause.

7. Count the stars with me. Forget it. If your IQ is low, count the moon.