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After 00, boys are cool and awesome.
1, even if the worker is single.
2. A man should protect at least four things, the land under his feet, his parents at home, the woman in his arms and his brothers around him.
I travel alone, without luggage.
Actually, I just want to go to the beach with you to watch the sunset.
5. I am lonely. You really don't have to smile in my memory.
6. When is the last moment? I know you are the last thing I want in my life.
I just want you to know that every time I try, I don't try.
8. Men still have to be men. At the critical moment, he should stand by his wife and give her enough support.
9. Happiness is a virus. I am the source of the virus, infecting you and the whole world.
10, I'm still the good bad guy.
1 1. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day.
12, even if a man has countless women, his heart is still lonely.
13, I am not a good horse, but I am definitely not an ordinary donkey.
14 But love is sometimes kind and sometimes cruel. How can I love him like I love you?
15. Cover up my thoughts of you with a flower heart.
16, there is a kind of person who likes everyone around her. I mean, are you worth it?
17, listening to English songs is good, but I'm not tired of listening for half a year because I don't understand them.
18, promiscuous, why not? Just want to know how you feel about me.
19. Make a complete world for you with my gentleness.
20. Don't think that you are spoiled. Anything you do wrong deserves forgiveness.
2 1, I love you, uncertainty principle.
22. Even if you are a cactus, I am willing to endure all the pain and hold you.
His promise is a lie, I promise I will never see it.
24. My wife wanted to see lightning, so I cut the wire with a kitchen knife.
25. When my brother is rich, buy two houses and send them to tear down one and live in another!
26. I shaved my head just to win your smile!
27. Let me accompany you to the ends of the earth in the century.
28. Try to find your own way.
29. The deep beauty and loneliness in your gentle eyes need to be understood by one person.
30. Meet you in this beautiful Phoenix. This will be a wonderful memory in my life. Beautiful encounter
3 1, please allow me to forget about us in the Jianghu.
Looking at your bike, I remember how much I miss taking you for a walk.
33. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.
34. I want to be your sun and illuminate all the darkness in your life.
35. Sometimes a smile from you actually subverts my whole country.
36. Giving now may not be your priority.
37. I was young and frivolous yesterday, and I was also sexually injured.
Don't take your woman seriously. One day, another man will thank you for not knowing her.
39. Four major annoyances: no one treats you, no one calls the BB machine, and the daughter-in-law should not make trouble. If she wants to make trouble, she has to wear a condom.
40. Wildflowers can't be picked everywhere, but I prefer you who are the wildest in the wild.
4 1. Try to make money from now on, don't let your woman suffer a little, and don't let anyone look down on her.
42, hypocrisy, why call each other brothers?
43. The best woman is the one who always accompanies you and only loves you when you have nothing.
44. I can't give you information about you and him. I hope he can.
Dear patroness, please don't be angry with the poor monk. The teacher has a caller ID. Don't be infatuated with the poor monk, the teacher will hit you.
46, any man is the same, can not refuse the simple temptation of women.
47. There is much grass in the sea, and only my brother doesn't want to look for it.
48. Woman, woman, which of you will understand what a man's heart is like.
49. I'm quitting smoking. I smoke to shape my image as a good citizen.
50. My brother is not Lei Feng. Don't let Russia help you easily. Russia is not that great.
After 00, domineering, cool and super-dragging boys' signatures.
1: Roll as far as you can.
Never explain yourself to anyone. People who trust you don't need it. It's no use talking to people who don't believe you.
3: I am not perfect, but what I can give is unique.
4: Without you, my world will go on.
5: You are all fake, get out.
You should wander while you are young, as long as you don't forget the way home.
7: If you are not me, you'd better not interpret my life with your own understanding.
We should all face the sun and live proudly.
9: I don't need to explain, I don't need to explain, I am who I am.
10: There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.
1 1: If you throw it away, it's my fault. It doesn't matter, why be wronged.
12: Looking back, people who used to like it are not doing well now, and they are in a fucking good mood!
13: One set is behind the other, friend. Are you tired?
14: A dog is always a dog. People are sometimes not people.
15: Spring blossoms are the day of rebirth.
16: It's a pity that you can't see through me and kill me.
17: Have a good time and have a good love.
18: Even if both employers and employees are single, they will have the same prosperity.
19: You said it was too cold up there, so I let the mountains and rivers out to please you.
20: photos p come and go are all lies to themselves. People who know you don't know what you look like.
2 1: Don't use your self-righteous rules of life to make me do the same thing as you.
22: I heard that you are doing well now, and people come and go in bed.
You laugh and I don't laugh, which means it's not funny, and I laugh and you don't laugh, which means you don't understand.
24: These days, no puppy love, no meanness, no cheating, no rebellion, no copying homework, no playing mobile phone, no one believes that you are a student.
I'm not so much a playboy as that you can't catch my heart.
Falling in love with you is a necessity of life.
27: Relax and be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time!
28: Love or not, it has nothing to do with you.
What I give may not be all you want, but it must be all I have.
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3 1: Don't blame the darkness of the city, winning or losing is the rule!
32: It is not that no one is chasing, but that there is no suitable one; It's not tall, it just doesn't feel.
If you start to miss me, remember that I don't want to leave, but you put it down.
Don't make me do the same thing with you according to your own life rules.
35: When you have seen all the spring scenery, you will find that I am the only one haunting you.
36: Believe in yourself is king.
If you can't get it, you can't get it. Don't pretend you don't want it.
38: I told myself to be strong and alive no matter whether I am happy or not!
39: Sao! A coquettish personality. Bitch! Cheap and comfortable. Wave! Want romantic waves. Be yourself! ! !
40: Congratulations, I lost someone who loved you with all my heart.
4 1: I have a plan, but I have never used it to hurt anyone.
42: Not too high or too cold, just want to see how well you know me; No matter how big your circle is, please talk to me, including your eyes.
You just rely on my love, why do you push your luck to get it?
If you love me, please show your sincerity. Get out of my world if you don't love me.
45: Be a man with temperament and pick up girls.
46: heartless, living is not tired.
I don't blame you for not loving me. I'm used to romance. I don't blame you for not thinking of me. I just can't let you go. Please don't mind. I'm just a madman who loves you.
00, let me talk about the artistic conception of space.
1, don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, pose and force!
2, dear, it is your playboy that made me learn to give up.
Don't come back when you are gone. I don't collect garbage.
4. Hesitation is a woman's greatest failure.
5. Take your woman and leave.
6, people are not good, the mouth is not sweet, looks awkward, and has no money.
7. Whoever hurts me, I will make your life hell.
8. Sister, I have been lost, lost and hurt, but have I ever been afraid?
9. Women will take away your disguise.
10, leave me alone, I have no date, I have a husband. ...
1 1, my personality, my temper, I make decisions.
12, get the fuck out of here. Labor doesn't want you.
13, don't give me a hard look, when you are a palette.
14, it is not terrible to accept sympathy, and those who can't even get sympathy are sad.
15. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.
16, my advantage: courage to admit mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.
17, don't give me the illusion if you don't feel it.
18, real force, dare to face a face without thickness.
19, liking you is my own business, it has nothing to do with you, you don't have to care.
20. If you laugh at me, please white your toothbrush first. ...
2 1. Let's raise our glasses to dispel our worries. It is better to take root in the Yellow Crane Tower.
22. Look down on me now, and don't beg me in a few years.
23. I am noble and single just to wait until I fall in love with you and get married.
24, hate is to hate thoroughly, don't be so vain.
25. Labor and capital are not born to hurt you. When I am strong, you will die.
26. Tattoo a ring on your finger when you get married, and whoever divorces first will chop off your finger.
27. Where there are plenty of grass in the end of the world, why do you have a unrequited love for a grass?
28. Attitude determines everything, and strength defends dignity. People should resist temptation and loneliness.
29. In fact, lovelorn people are the most glorious!
30. Loving you is both a belief and a memorial.
3 1, I love you, I fucking love you. What a big drop!
Don't try to seduce your brother, his heart is full.
33, persistent my persistence, stubborn my stubbornness.
34, my nature is thin and cool, there is no need to fight with others.
35. I am a genius who went to Tsinghua, and the teacher doesn't know the goods.
36. My lazy smile is the elegance you don't understand.
It's not your turn to tell me what to do in my world.
38. Despise love with arrogance.
39, fall in love with me, you are not qualified. Sorry, go find your mistress!
40. Bitch, take care of your husband and don't let him go out and bite again.
4 1, I have never kidnapped anyone in the name of love.
42. The stronger the ability, the smaller the temper.
Don't always treat me like your mother, I have no obligation to educate you.
44, underwear is broken again, sexy and nonsense.
45. Destroy me now, and I will destroy your future.
There are no roads in the world. There are many people walking, and it is useless to have a road.
47, communication does not mean love, unrequited love is also a kind of love in a sense.
If you are half-hearted, I will take part in accidental amusement.
49. Don't use your hypocritical shell to gain sympathy from others. ...
50. The song is over. Excuse me. Who should fuck off?
After 00, boys are super domineering and arrogant.
After 00, boys are super domineering and arrogant.
1, don't make out with me. The hypocritical face is disgusting.
2, big shorts eat hot pot and sing love songs.
A man who doesn't work hard can only get two results: endless low-grade cigarettes and endless physical labor.
4, that guy is not very good, but he has never been knocked out.
Men should put their career first, and love should be based on economy.
6. When I grow up, I will make a movie "Girls We Haven't Chased in Those Years" to see if it is on fire.
7, small cotton-padded jacket, flowered shirt, that guy is definitely not ordinary.
I admit that I will envy you for smiling at him.
9. When you are my brother, you must be worthy of the word brother.
10, money is used to raise dogs, heart is used to make girlfriends, and life is used to make brothers.
1 1, you are beautiful. Even if you don't belong to me, you are still beautiful.
12, in front of beauty, there is danger to save, there is no danger to create danger, and then save.
13, seeing your girlfriend is so beautiful, I have a crush on your brother.
14, you will never understand my love.
15, I can go with you alone, even if there is no one to accompany me after failure.
16. My daughter-in-law said that if she got back together with me, she would go out and be killed by a car.
17. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.
18, men always lose their chains at the most critical moment.
19, it is said that chatting is a man's nature.
20. If you don't have a handsome appearance, go to be a schoolmaster.
2 1, love her and accompany her from school uniform to wedding dress.
22. My girlfriend told me today that you are not Gao Fushuai, so why do you love me? Let's break up!
23. Men have the ability to tell stories everywhere.
24. Actually, I like her not because she is beautiful, but only after I like her that I find her beautiful.
25. I did not elope. You think I don't know? The abbreviation of elopement is SB.
26. She is not beautiful, but she is very nice. I love her.
27. Please take my ashes. If you meet a bad person, let me protect you for the last time!
28. When I saw you fighting for me, you were really handsome.
29. Wife, you don't have to do anything. I will take care of you all my life.
30. I have finished half of my goal of becoming a local tyrant. At present, I am very rustic.
3 1. Brothers and women will always be brothers first in this life.
32. You are not the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, but you are definitely the most beautiful existence in my heart.
As long as it doesn't happen, I can regard it as indifferent because we are brothers. I hope you will not let me down.
34. Today, the goddess just turned seventeen!
35. It is the spiritual sustenance of a group of men.
36. It is not a crime for a man to cry.
No matter how far and wide the road is, it will be safe as long as I lead it.
Men, you should remember that no matter how powerful your opponent is, you can't fall. Remember, there is a woman you love behind you.
39, men stand up straight, don't lie down, tears are not easy to wipe.
40. No matter how bitter a person is, he is not afraid of dreams in his heart.
4 1, what about egg pain? Rub eggs. Go on!
42. Some people say that men are only animals with lower bodies.
43. No brothers can think of it, only brothers can do it.
44. Be handsome and die quickly; Be ugly and live long.
45. I feel that boys are never reliable.
46. It has to be admitted that men are always crazy.
47. Summer for women and spring for men.
48. I am not a social person, but there are people in my society.
49. Men's world should not be disturbed by women!
50. Ben Shuai has no footprints in thousands of paths and no birds in hundreds of mountains.
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