Funny, funny, talk about sentence sharing

I have prepared some interesting pictures to tell you, I hope you will like them.

1, you must not be hot and cold to me, or I will catch a cold.

If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.

5. What is the world? The sage replied:? Schroeder. ?

6. On a whim, I took my photo as a desktop and got a virus.

7. When do you hug each other? You are watching the fun. 8. What's your status? You have an ID card.

9. The lady is an unexplored Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool.

10, money is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's gone after use.

1 1, thinking that there are still many things to do tomorrow, and I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow.

12, if you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore alive.

13, tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy.

14, eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin, I can't have both, and I left.

15, as long as the hoe jumps well, how can a corner be dug down?

16, I hope I can be a rich and interesting person, but I really can't, just have money.

17, don't waste new tears for old sadness!

18, 1 10,000,1100,000 are all the same, because I don't have any!

19, before I touched the flowers and twisted the grass, someone else pulled it out.

20. Cherish life-if God keeps you alive, you must have his plan.

2 1, I have a bad temper, a bad temper, a bad personality and a bad appearance. The only thing that can make me proud is: easy to digest!

22, teacher, you wait, the old woman wants the Buddha to marry.

23, narcissism plus brain damage, that is self-harm!

24. Don't think that I am out of reach because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

25. Do you think you look good in person or in a photo? Turn off the lights and look good.

26. The sour taste of love is forgotten, but the fragrance of money will always be remembered.

27. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

28. It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't you call?

29. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died. 30, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that going out without money is particularly free every day.

3 1, sometimes you have to be thin in life and always fat in life. Eat today, get fat tomorrow, and worry tomorrow.

32. What's your seat? I am made of meat.

33. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face?

34. I am not afraid that the leader is like a donkey, but that my subordinates are like pigs.

35, the face is a thing outside the body, you can take it or not, money is a must, you have to.

These interesting pictures are funny, and every sentence is funny. May you be happy every day.