Lines in the Prose Legend of the New White Snake

Role: Director Xu Xian Bai Niangzi Fa Hai (child boatman green snake)

First act

The child (on the stage) said a multiple-choice question, which story is the White Snake?

A, Water Margin B, Dream of Red Mansions C, Legend of White Snake D, Smurfs

White Snake: Ah ~ ~ ~ I can't live this life any longer. 555555

Xu Xian: Just get used to it.

White Snake: Just get used to it? I study medicine, so do I. Look, they opened a clinic, 135 half price, 246 free clinic. You think you are Bethune.

Xu Xian: I think it's possible.

White Snake: You let me and my son squeeze into this 10 square meter house. Do you think our son is a bird?

Xu Xian: I think it's possible.

White Snake: I want to divorce you.

Xu Xian: I think so. . . What are you talking about? Seeing your son so old, you still tell me about divorce?

White snake: I wouldn't say it if it weren't for the child's age. You see, our children (helping children) have grown so big since they were eight years old (just wait a few seconds to look after the children together). You look down on it. Why does this small room suppress our son's eyebrows and face? Like an embarrassing word. It's almost impossible to live.

Xu Xian: I said, honey, if you lose weight again, you can still live.

White Snake: Come back (get rid of Xu Xian)

Child: Oh, we quarreled again. I quarrel when I do my homework. When quarreling, I was told to do my homework (angry). Alas, Xiaoming gave me a box of moonlight. I heard that I can go back in time. I tried (using props) pineapple jackfruit (disappointed), but it was fake (putting down props).

White Snake: Ah ~ ~ ~ I can't live this life any longer. 55555555

Xu Xian: Just get used to it.

White Snake: Just get used to it? I study medicine, so do I. Look, they opened a clinic, 135 half price, 246 free clinic. You think you are Bethune.

Xu Xian: I think it's possible.

White Snake: You let me and my son squeeze into this 10 square meter house. Do you think our son is a bird?

Xu Xian: I think it's possible.

White Snake: I want to divorce you.

Child: (Interrupting) I think it is possible.

Xu Xian: (accusing) What are you talking about?

White Snake: You still have this hope (to the child)

Child: Alas, my neighbors' uncles and aunts are all looking forward to this day.

Bai and Xu: (Beating the child) Bunny, Bunny, Bunny. . .

Child: (squatting down and raising props) pineapple jackfruit!

Bai and Xu: (turning back)

White Snake: I want to divorce you.

Child: (Interrupting) I think it is possible.

Xu Xian: (accusing) What are you talking about?

White Snake: You still have this hope (to the child)

Child: Alas, my neighbors' uncles and aunts are all looking forward to this day.

Bai and Xu: (Beating the child) Bunny, Bunny, Bunny. . .

Child: (squatting down and raising props) pineapple jackfruit!

White Snake: I want to divorce you! (referring to Xu Xian). (confused) More?

Xu Xian: (Forgot the words). Fight. . . . . .

Child: I didn't say anything!

Xu Xian: (goes up to hit the child) Let's talk.

White snake: (beating children)

Child: (crouching down, raising props) I hope we will be happy forever, pineapple jackfruit!

Three people left the scene at the same speed, taking all the props.

Act ii

Background Music: Through Love

Bai: (singing) It's a thousand miles away to meet. Xu: (singing) It's hard to hold hands without each other.

Bai: (singing) Ten years through thick and thin: (singing) A hundred years of pillow practice.