Interesting Cantonese jokes

The following is what I created. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental!

Men rely on evil. Women rely on money. Men gamble. Women depend on depravity!

Pulse cutter. Jumping off a building is afraid of heights People should know what to do. Saying no is very important.

Selling art, not sex. Zhou Jie is very steady.

Killing and setting fire will not. Stealing, uh, kidnapping is too tiring.

I've been haunted by thieves.

I have a bad voice, strange appearance, bad attitude, bad temper, extreme personality, ferocious personality and schizophrenia ... don't go near strangers.

I want to cry without tears. It will lead to crime. I felt sorry for a moment. I love you. I play dumb. I feel guilty. !

My heart is unpredictable. My aunt, um, is very sincere, very sincere, and I appreciate it. She is narrow-minded and has an unusual personality. She is very cautious and is a good match for the elderly. She United as one and worked hard for the left!

Speak differently. Be speechless.

Want to enjoy the fireworks? Stay close to me. That's right! Afraid of heat? The air conditioner in the coffin is on!

The trousers are upside down. Life is settled.

Send rice cakes on Mid-Autumn Festival, but say no to ghosts.

If you regress today, how can you make progress tomorrow?

Burning charcoal with the window closed is warm and romantic. Singing around your neck, you are really dying!

Give my mother-in-law a sour rice, and she said to me, "What a sour grandson!"!

The basic requirements of being a thief are: strange, loud, giving money, pain, sunshine, running fast, bad temper, selling relatives, losing property, being abnormal and being lazy.

Sandals, stockings, shorts, suits, green hats, nipples and hearing AIDS.

Make a fuss, never seen a big snake, the train exploded titanium 6 times, the plane reflected the mirror, and the hospital stuck the spring!

D I don't know much about the history of Weishui, but I'm too old to say "last year"!

to be continued ...