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1, the weather is bad recently, so you should take a bath with hot water, and the water temperature should not be too high. cook the meat is the best, and you must eat enough at night. Anyway, you should put more straw in the nest to avoid freezing your pig's feet, so don't run around and tie your own chain tonight! !

2. A cricket bet a pig that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

The panda loves the deer deeply, but when he expresses his love, he is rejected. Panda roared: Why is this? The deer said timidly, my mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad teenagers.

At the moment I left, you cried helplessly and tore your heart out, which made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!

God saw that people were thirsty, so he created water and the darkness of the world, so he created fire. God saw that I needed a good friend, so you appeared, so God lost his bucket of rice!

6. If you miss me one day, just look at the twinkling stars in the sky. That's the way I look for you. If a meteor glides by, it's my tears.

7. How satisfied I am to know you, like a sow climbing a buttonwood tree. How lucky I am to meet you, like a chicken feather growing on a duck's ass.

8. Please touch your red and tender face first, and then touch your stomach! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge is over. See you tomorrow!

9. Do you know, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!