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I want to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat. I have 60 copies in my circle of friends.
2. What happened to eating food? A foodie will only think about eating, not thinking about intrigue. Not good for a foodie?
There is no love without eating. If you don't believe me, there is no love without food. Show me!
4. Don't dislike the food around you. Because they are the simplest, as long as there is delicious food, they will have a good mood and will not care about anything. Don't always care.
If you don't eat, you can't fall in love. If you don't believe me, please talk about a love for me at a dinner party.
6. If two kinds of feelings are long-lasting, it is in pork and pork.
At this moment, I just want to sit down and enjoy my cooking.
9. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day, so I have no time to calculate others. ...
10. The so-called eating goods means eating in your mouth and being thin in your heart.
1 1. Eat food, enjoy it in your mouth, and feel thin.
12. For foodies, the real sense of security is to open the refrigerator and see that the refrigerator is full of delicious food.
13. There is probably only one thing to eat in the world. I will never be bored, bored, forgotten or miss you all my life.
14. The hungriest people are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom: the hungriest is the heaviest …
15. Aesthetic food and love can't be disappointed.
16. You have to wait five minutes for instant noodles, eight minutes for eggs, and always wait for things you like.
17. The world is so big, I want to eat!
18. It is said that every foodie has an incomprehensible sadness and eats all despair and loneliness into the past.
19. Keep a backup of everything. I want to have dinner and grab something delicious. Good Night!
20. It is already a very high level to be able to quench one's thirst by looking at plums and painting cakes to satisfy one's hunger.
I want to lose weight, but I have a circle of friends who eat food (part 2) 2 1. I like the color matching of this tablecloth very much.
I just don't want my mouth to be lonely. I'm a foodie. I speak for myself?
23. Even if the first person who eats crabs is a foodie, he is also a foodie who is not afraid of death.
It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.
25. Stop being a foodie, I really can't do it!
26. Eat fat; Eat or be greedy.
27. Eating motto: If you don't try to eat and drink today, try to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.
28. When you loiter, you always get fat.
29. Everyone basks in food in a circle of friends. I looked around without any ups and downs, and I grew up.
30. Eating is to survive, so eating food is just a person with a strong desire to survive.
3 1. Please pay attention to the food around you, because she will be hungry if she is not careful.
32. Whether two people can stay together for a long time is very important, but for a foodie, three meals are more important.
33. Slim food is delicious.
34. For foodies, there is delicious food every day, and life will not be monotonous.
35. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.
36. A foodie never eats Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets, but he can eat Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets as a meal.
37. The highest level of eating goods is eating.
I can't be moved by advanced technology unless I can download food.
39. Growing up means going to which city to eat from which restaurant.
40. The wishing pool is a desire to eat food.
I want to lose weight, but I have a circle of friends (Chapter 3) 4 1. Don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.
42. Motto of eating goods: Just eat!
43. How many people have said that only when you are full can you lose weight and stand out for me.
44. When eating happily, eat delicious celebrations; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; Eat delicious food to entertain yourself when you are bored!
45. As long as you are alive, you will meet something delicious.
46. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.
47. People who know food are smart.
48. The oyster never thought that its protective shell would become its bowl.
49. Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and five meals are satisfactory.
If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but most likely I am hungry.
5 1. As soon as the food is served, the first instruction in my mind is "eat" instead of "take pictures", which can be called competent eating!
52. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.
53. God gave me the attribute of eating food, but he didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.
54. The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.
55. If you are unhappy, you like to eat. If you eat, you will get fat. If you get fat, you will be very unhappy.
56. People who know food are smart.
57. As a foodie. Eating snacks is not because you are hungry, but because your mouth is lonely!
58. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, it is wrong, and ... sleep!
59. If you think that eating is everything in life, you are wrong, and sleep!
A girlfriend who eats vegetables eats vegetables and basks in her circle of friends.
A girlfriend who eats vegetables and basks in a circle of friends must copy (the first one) 1. The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.
2. In a foodie world, there is no heat, only delicious.
I can't get rid of eating after all. I love to eat, love to eat, love to eat, I am proud of eating!
I can only choose one of breakfast and midnight snack, so I will choose midnight snack.
Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and five meals are satisfied.
6. A foodie is either eating or on the way.
7. If I am a monster, are you afraid that Mr. Cao ... will love me?
8. I found that as a foodie, I was either hungry or supportive!
9. Not everyone can eat food. Delicious food needs a keen taste and an excellent appetite.
10. If you don't try to eat and drink today, try to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.
1 1. I'm just a qualified foodie with a disappointing stomach.
12. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, it is wrong, and ... sleep!
13. The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.
14. People are inherently mortal, or starve to death or die.
15. Being able to eat does not mean that I am a foodie, but that I am good at raising.
16. As a foodie. Eating snacks is not because you are hungry, but because your mouth is lonely!
17. The breeder fed it to me. I eat four or five meals a day, take supper at midnight, and snacks never stop. I was raised fat for nothing.
18. I am a principled foodie. Everything a stranger gives me must be sterilized before I can eat it.
19. If you think that eating is everything in life, it's wrong, and sleep!
20. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.
A girlfriend who eats vegetables and basks in a circle of friends must copy (2) 2 1. Who says eating food can't do anything but eat? They also know that they are hungry.
22. The day I fell in love with you was not because of how good you were, but because the sun was just right and I was full.
Put some poison in the middle of the night. They say that drying delicious food will increase female powder. I'll try.
24. Last words of a foodie: Don't do anything else, burn me a Haidilao and two waiters.
25. The highest level of eating food is to see it.
26. A person's life is very simple. A single cycle, a note, a delicious meal made by oneself ... It's just a habitual process from fear to enjoyment.
27. Eating means that others are full after eating two bites, and you can still eat two when you are full.
28. Do you have any ice cream? Do you have potato chips? Do you have popcorn? Do you have a lollipop? I am a foodie party. Is it?
29. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.
30. I'd rather be a foodie who can only eat than a fool who knows he doesn't love me but still loves him stupidly.
3 1. It's fashionable for fat people to eat thin people.
32. I have a dream that one day, all hotels in the world will be free …
33. I am a principled foodie. Everything a stranger gives me must be sterilized before I can eat it.
34. If you survive, you will have pot porridge.
35. This is always a happy thing. Full stomach brings peace of mind.
36. I just realized that when I was losing weight, there were so many people drying food in my circle of friends!
37. For all foodies: I'm not hungry, but my tongue is too lonely.
38. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but most likely I am hungry.
39. I want to be a foodie who will never get fat.
40. Eating is a blessing, but not eating is a sin. Life is precious, but love is more expensive. If it is food, the world can throw it away.
A girlfriend who eats vegetables and basks in a circle of friends must copy (article 3) 4 1. It is already a high level to eat food to quench your thirst and draw cakes to satisfy your hunger.
42. People are iron, rice is steel, and eating food is better than being a fool.
43. It is said that night owls should poison, bask in delicious food, bask in cold pets, take normal selfies and take 2b selfies before going to bed late at night.
44. For foodies, koi fish of the lotus pond wants to stew.
45. My dream is to live in Shijiazhuang, eat whole foods every day and cook at night.
46. Every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.
47. I just want a foodie to cry and laugh with me.
48. I threw a coin. If I break it, I will have no food today.
49. People who want to lose weight every day have a mouth to eat.
50. Eating snacks at night, eating and eating, is moving.
5 1. That's right, this time, it's time to bask in delicious food again ~ Are you hungry?
52. There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.
53. The circle of friends is a pit, full of meat, and someone is in charge of you. Sun Cai, you are invited to treat. Print books and someone will lend them to you. Can you simply appreciate it?
54. When you are alive, don't be ashamed of the word "eating food".
55. If you are not full, you will be hungry again. In order to save food, I would rather die than starve to death.
I was either eating or eating on the way to dinner.
57. Which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?
58. Why are there so many delicious things in the world? It's not that there are many delicious objects, but that you think everything is delicious.
59. Eating is a blessing, and the more the better.
Sixty articles in a circle of friends full of fireworks.
A copy of the circle of friends who ate the food full of human fireworks (I) 1. Eating goods, most of them are not bad people! ! They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others.
2. I finally know why I shake A first and then lick it, because then A won't be robbed.
If you say that eating vegetables is a crime, then I can only say that you are a human being and a crime.
In order for you to hug me, you should start to lose weight today.
If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but most likely I am hungry.
6. How many people have said that when you are full, you will have the strength to lose weight and stand up for me.
7. What happened to eating food? A foodie will only think about eating, not thinking about intrigue. Not good for a foodie?
8. If I don't get fat after a midnight snack, I'd like to have a small stove every day.
9. Last words of a foodie: Don't do anything else, burn me a Haidilao and two waiters.
10. Eating motto: Just eat!
1 1. It is said that this is a state of eating goods: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.
12. What's wrong with eating? Eating goods only wants to eat, not to intrigue. Is it bad to eat vegetables?
13. Last words of a foodie: Just give me something else, make me a sea fishing and two waiters.
14. A happy day is to eat and go to bed!
15. Eating snacks at night, eating and eating, is moving.
16. The rotten woman saves the world and eats food to unify the rivers and lakes.
17. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day, so I have no time to calculate others. ...
18. If you are not a real foodie, you will never know that there is a world of difference between "... but I am full" and "I am full, but ...".
19. A person's life is very simple, a single cycle, a piece of paper, a delicious meal made by himself ... From fear to enjoyment, it is just a habitual process.
20. Every foodie is using his own body to save the economic crisis, which is touching!
Full of fireworks, friends circle copy of eating goods (part 2) 2 1. It is a high level to look at plums to quench thirst and draw cakes to satisfy hunger.
22. Eat midnight snack and shout to lose weight every day.
23. picky eaters are not worthy of eating.
24. It is said that this is the state of binge eating: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.
25. Some fools are equivalent to eating food, but eating food is not necessarily a fool. The fundamental difference between the two is that fools can eat well and foodies can eat well.
26. The spirit of a food peak: eat more, eat more, and eat better!
27. fasting, dry food, nothing to look for, appetite is awakened!
28. One person will feel guilty when ordering takeout for dinner, but not when two people eat together. What kind of psychology is this?
29. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.
30. Being thin must pay a price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.
3 1. The hungriest people are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom: the hungriest is the heaviest …
32. It is said that every girlfriend has a foodie around her. They all have a characteristic, that is, they always like to call "eating" "delicious". Do you?
33. The reason why foodies get fat is because they all have an indestructible stomach.
34. It is the source power for me to experience the brilliance of life. Go through fire and water.
People who want to lose weight every day have a mouth to eat.
36. Eating means that others are full after eating two bites, and you can still eat two when you are full.
Don't trust a foodie who says he wants to lose weight. When she said this, she must be full.
38. The wishing pool is a desire to eat food.
39. People are iron, rice is steel, and eating food is better than being a fool.
40. You have to wait five minutes for instant noodles and eight minutes for eggs, waiting for what you like.
Full of fireworks, friends circle copy of eating goods (part 3) 4 1. Please care about the food around you, because she will be hungry if she is not careful.
42. A foodie is either eating or on the way.
43. Only food and love can be worthy of it.
44. Happiness is a foodie with a big belly and a fat figure.
45. The world of mortals keeps you company.
46. Eat with skill and eat with tactics!
47. For foodies, there is delicious food every day, and life will not be monotonous.
48. All food and no action. Not a foodie, an idiot!
49. Real foodies, dare to challenge the gradually bulging abdomen and dare to face the rapidly drying wallet.
It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people.
5 1. Only food and love can live up to it. If you don't have a lover, let's review the delicious food. Who is not a trivial matter?
52. A foodie queen, please call me Her Majesty!
53. Eating motto: If you don't try to eat and drink today, try to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.
54. Man is iron and rice is steel. Eating goods is better than silly strong.
55. Eating motto: Don't eat or drink today, and try your best to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.
56. If you think that eating is the whole of life, you are wrong, and … sleep!
57. Some pustules are equivalent to eating goods, but eating goods is not necessarily pustules. The basic difference between the two is that pustules are very edible and foodies are very good at eating.
58. Slim eating is the best in eating.
59. Yes, it's time to bask in delicious food again ~ Are you hungry?
60. I just don't want my mouth to be lonely. I'm a foodie. I speak for myself?
Life is too short to have another bowl of friends.
Life is too short to have another bowl of friends' circle of friends. Humorous copy 1 article 1. Be a carefree eater and a fool.
2. Never ask if the foodies have eaten, which is not a problem at all. If you want to ask, are you full?
3. In a world where everyone eats food, there is no heat, only delicious food.
4. Eating is actually great. TA is in danger of dying of obesity, and she keeps eating.
It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people.
6. Eating is a blessing, and the more the better.
7. Which is more important, food or figure? A foodie: What's your figure like? Can I eat?
8. There are two me in the world. I am a foodie and I really want to lose weight.
9. There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.
10. For a foodie, nothing can't be saved by a bowl. ...
1 1. The highest level of eating: seeing is eating!
12. Today's stomach is 128G.
13. God gave me the attribute of eating goods, but did not give me the status of a local tyrant.
14. The world is so big, I want to eat!
15. The concept of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.
16. Slim eating is the best in eating.
17. I think you can have dinner with me forever.
18. Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and five meals are satisfactory.
19. motto of eating: don't eat or drink today, and try to find something to eat or drink tomorrow.
20. As long as you are alive, you will meet something delicious.
Life is too short to have another bowl of friends' circle of friends. Humorous copy 2 2 1. Which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?
22. Who says you can't do anything but eat? They also know that they are hungry.
23. Eating is to survive, so eating food is just a person with a strong desire to survive.
24. As soon as the food comes up, the first instruction in my mind is "eat" instead of "take pictures" to be a competent foodie!
25. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.
26. Dad said, eat less of your own food and eat others' food rudely.
27. For foodies, the real sense of security is to open the refrigerator and see that it is full of delicious food.
28. If you are alive, don't be ashamed of the word "eating food".
29. Stop being a foodie, I really can't do it!
30. For foodies, there is delicious food every day, and life will not be monotonous.
3 1. It's nothing to eat while walking. You can eat while running.
32. The day I fell in love with you was not because of how good you were, but because the sun was just right and I was full.
33. mention a city. Think about the food there. This is the meaning of gourmet travel.
34. When you are full, you have the strength to lose weight; You don't have to lose weight when you die!
35. A eater is the highest level. Seeing is eating.
36. Some pustules are equivalent to eating goods, but eating goods is not necessarily pustules. The basic difference between the two is that pustules are very edible and foodies are very good at eating.
37. Do you have any ice cream? Do you have potato chips? Do you have popcorn? Do you have a lollipop? I am a foodie party. Is it?
38. I don't know why I especially like to buy it home and I want to eat it.
39. Rotten women save the world and eat food to unify the rivers and lakes.
40. The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.
Life is too short to have another bowl of friends' circle of friends. I just want a foodie to cry and laugh with me.
42. I want to lose weight. When the delicious food comes, I'll eat it.
43. A foodie never eats Jianweixiaoshi tablets, but he can eat Jianweixiaoshi tablets as a meal.
44. It is said that eating goods will not fail ... because a eating goods is too heavy to fail.
45. "Why are there so many delicious things in the world?" "It's not that it's much more delicious, but that everything is delicious for you."
46. If you survive, you will have pot porridge.
47. It's not about pork that a relationship lasts.
48. The best song to listen to when confessing to eating food: I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you, I am willing to feed you ~ exiled to the sky.
49. When I eat instant noodles with mushrooms, I always add some Banlangen to clear away heat and detoxify.
50. In order to make you hug me, you should start to lose weight today.
5 1. It is the source power for me to experience the brilliance of life. Go through fire and water.
52. At this age, I should have no appetite.
53. Be carefree as a foodie and carefree as a fool.
Please pay attention to the food around you, because she will be hungry if she is not careful.
55. What's wrong with eating? Eating goods only wants to eat, not to intrigue. Is it bad to eat vegetables?
56. I really hate this time to bask in food in a circle of friends. Can I bask in your legs?
57. Eat three meals a day for eight hours on average. This is eating goods.
58. Baby sun, houses, cars, objects and food. You said I looked noisy, but I didn't. You think I should enjoy this? Bask in the quilt, bask in the sun. If you are in a good mood, you can have more fucking face!
59. You deserve a girlfriend who eats food!
60. A veteran foodie only cares about two things: 1. What shall I eat later? 2. What did I eat just now?
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