How to tease a friend's humor

First, no one knows whether you are doing well or not, but everyone knows when you gain weight.

Second, when I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. I am so principled because I can't hate a man with vision.

Third, I was drinking with my friends at the food stall. Suddenly I remembered that my daughter-in-law was still hungry at home and gave myself a slap in the face. How to distract yourself by drinking? Come on, let's get started!

Fourth, don't expect to lose weight. Bajie walked thousands of miles and didn't lose weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

Thank you for your patronage every time you buy a drink. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. At that time, I was crazy. Another bottle!

6. I can't believe that the fat cells I eat and drink all day serve me. When I was about to freeze to death in the cold wind, they pretended not to understand. They didn't want to set themselves on fire to keep me warm. Their hearts are cold and they have raised a group of baiwenhang!

Seven, go to the barber shop, the barber tied a scarf for me, looked at me and boasted: beautiful eyes are so big! I said: Brother, if you tighten up a little, I can still stick out my tongue.

Eight, you must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

One day you will meet a good girl. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds and your money. Of course she doesn't want you!

Ten, every girl's wardrobe has a dress called: I used to be bought by a poor dog, and now I feel ugly.

Eleven, don't be depressed. Although you haven't traveled, at least you have a body that says you are fat.

Twelve, before others said that my eyes are small, I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt.

Thirteen, when I was a teenager, I came out to earn money, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, different fireworks, I am me, and I see myself burning.

Fourteen, now the man, what qualifications and elder sister said to grow old together? I'm bald before my gray hair grows.

15. Don't meet again. Shampooing is tiring and expensive.

Sixteen, don't talk nonsense after drinking, don't cry, don't make trouble, don't brag, don't make phone calls, don't send WeChat indiscriminately. Those who can do these five things, you drink a hairy wine and waste money!

Seventeen, single for nearly thirty years, the only time I was hugged all over by my sister was the last time I flew through security. After that, I silently vowed that I would try my best to save money and take another plane. ...

I've been working outdoors recently, and I'm all tanned. I went to the supermarket to buy some whitening skin care products, and the salesman even praised me: "You speak Chinese very well."