Humor in tanabata circle of friends

1. Why is everyone celebrating Valentine's Day and my family celebrating Labor Day?

It's almost Qixi Festival, and you are going crazy. Listen to me, brothers. You have had a good day by yourself for so many years.

It's Tanabata, and it's time to return to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with the old man.

4. Because Cowherd and Weaver Girl have been living in a state of separation, and Cowherd and his cow are in love, so Tanabata can't pass. Please tell each other!

Others want to have a romantic date on Valentine's Day, but I want to visit your ancestors when I am in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

6. It's Tanabata, and of course you have to wear a cuckold.

7. Chinese Valentine's Day, I can count on fingers. If nothing happens, it's none of my business.

8. Tanabata suggests not drying gifts, but drying boyfriends or girlfriends, maybe with the same model, maybe with explosions and excitement!

9. If you take off the order on Tanabata, I'll bet 50 bottles of Wangzai.

10, Tanabata wants to go to the movies with her partner. Do you have any good targets to recommend?

1 1. I want to give my future date's mother a bad review. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet.

12, "Tanabata is coming, are you still alone?" "I'm not alone. Will I become a pig? "

13, tomorrow is Valentine's Day, I think-someone will say to me with a rose in his hand, "I'm sorry, please forgive me".

14, Qixi Valentine's Day, others open a room, we open black. Others look at each other, and we look at the line.

15, I get angry at the thought of Tanabata. I don't know which beast held my future wife's hand that day.

16, Tanabata, Spring Festival, as heavy as a gun.

17, Valentine's Day, let your boyfriend and girlfriend hold the flowers tightly. The rose stick poked me. I can't get up without 3.5 million.