Serious nonsense, classic quotations that fool people.

Do you think you look good in person or in photos? ? Why don't you turn off the lights? I've compiled some serious nonsense quotations. Welcome to read them!

1, beautiful women should walk beautifully, and pregnant women should walk steadily.

No matter how you cried last night, when you woke up in the morning, the city was still busy.

When you borrow money, you must borrow it from a pessimistic friend, because when you borrow his money, he never expects you to pay him back!

4, you have nothing but ugliness; I have everything except ugliness.

5. I didn't know what a handful of excrement and urine was until I became a mother.

With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it to you.

Saying good night doesn't mean I'm going to sleep, but I'm closed. I want to play with my mobile phone quietly.

8. After spending more than a year with my girlfriend, I finally understood two sentences. I just need to pick one sentence to calm my girlfriend down. The first sentence: You are right. The second sentence: buy.

9. We loved each other and hurt each other. Now let's go our separate ways.

10, please cherish every minute I treat you like a human being.

1 1. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late online. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

Ugliness is not your intention, but God's temper.

13, time slowly flows through the barren youth and begins to be sad day and night. 14. After getting married, I found that my face is getting thicker and thicker. Can I unbutton my clothes in the street? Feed the baby.

15, you know? The three advantages of being friends with you are that you are tall, thin and rich.

16, stick to whatever you do, and don't be afraid of failure. They say failure is success, mom. If you pursue her baby, of course you should smile at her mother.

17, am I so radiant that I can sway your nonsense?

18, I don't want to think of you, because I love you and you have never loved me.

19, your appearance is between good-looking and ugly, which is called ugly for short.

20. When you are in a bad mood, delete a few friends in WeChat business, not for anything else, just to make them feel that the road to entrepreneurship is not smooth sailing.

2 1, in fact, you are a standard oval face, only twice as big as others.

22. If you don't work hard, how can you make your ex regret it, how can you make your secret love public, and how can you make your face long?

23, someone confessed to me, how can I refuse him, in order to minimize the damage? God replied: Just ask your child's opinion before you go home.

24. Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

25, the reason for being single so far: acquaintances are not easy to start, and strangers are not easy to talk.

26. Your attitude determines your life. Don't let watermelon seeds stop you from enjoying the delicious watermelon. 27. I have been sad, tortured, despaired and hated, but I never wanted to give up.

28. The medical student told me that he finally understood what life is worse than death. That is: the morgue has air conditioning, but their dormitory doesn't!

29. Everyone is more than one meter tall, so there is nothing to ask.

30. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

3 1, you can imagine living like a pig, but you can't feel at ease like a pig.

32. Me: Does my adopted son like the book I bought? Friend: Well, he tore it up happily.

33. When I went shopping in the mall, I accidentally dropped my mobile phone and dropped some coins. Someone next to him said: Lying in the trough? This mobile phone was smashed and the phone bill fell out?

34. Whether monosodium glutamate is added or not is a matter of the chef's real strength, not hygiene. Do you want to take a selfie with Meitu software?

35. Have you ever heard of it? The big pig said yes, but the little pig said no? Stories?

The above are serious nonsense quotations for everyone to enjoy. Thank you for reading!