Talking about the company’s three-day holiday on May Day in 2020. A collection of funny jokes about the May Day holiday.

1. Everyone is studying the best way to get in when school starts, and I am already studying when to take the holidays.

2. Turn off the vacation mode and officially turn on the academic mode! Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function

3. During the current vacation, summer vacation is the same as winter vacation , the winter holiday is the same as National Day, the National Day holiday is the same as May Day, the May Day holiday is the same as the weekend, and the weekend holiday is the same as not farting. In summary, holidaying is just like farting.

4. I found out after vacation that only those who love you will keep in touch with you.

5. I feel as light as before the vacation. I said that I haven’t done my homework

6. I must do three things every day during the vacation [eat, sleep and get scolded]

7. Summer vacation is here, be happy. Take advantage of the summer breeze and have fun. Make good arrangements for leisure and entertainment. Pay attention to safety when traveling. Live a scientific and regular life. Don’t forget to exercise and study. I wish you a happy, worry-free, safe and healthy summer vacation.

8. Summer vacation is coming, so you are not afraid of high temperatures: the air conditioner is blowing, escaping the heat, and you feel wonderful; eating ice cream, the coolness increases, and you stay comfortable; reading text messages, a refreshing holiday, your mood is ice dancing! Happy holidays !

9. Summer vacation is here, happiness is here, the sky is bluer, and the water is clearer. Laugh more, worry less, feel better, and feel less stressed. I wish all the students to relax and have a happy summer vacation!

10. The so-called vacation means that you have a lot of trouble at home, have no money to go out, and have a lot of free time every day.

11. When I wake up during the holidays, it does not mean that I am awake; when I am at school, it does not mean that I am awake.

13. If you have a fever during the holidays, you will insist on surfing the Internet. If you sneeze during class, you will think it is late-stage cancer.

14. The shortest distance in the world is from vacation to the beginning of school; the farthest distance in the world is from the beginning of school to vacation.

15. I despise those people who go out to play as soon as they have a holiday. I just want to give them four words: Please take me with you.

16. If you are in military training, it will be a sunny day; if you are on vacation, you will have a lot of homework.

17. The long hair that has been growing for several years can be cut in five minutes, and the knowledge that has been learned for several years can be forgotten as soon as the vacation is over.

18. After the holiday, the top students are working on hard problems, the top students are working on homework, and the bad students are working on updates.

19. My concept of vacation is: my charger is never idle.

20. When I was studying, I felt that I was not very good at studying. After the vacation, I found that I was not very good at playing either.

21. Are you happy during the holidays? There is only happiness, but no joy.

22. My favorite two holidays in a year are winter vacation and summer vacation!

23. I most want to go to Hawaii during this vacation, it’s too far; so, I I went to Sanya and relaxed!

24. The so-called vacation means being scolded at home, having no money when going out, and having a very free day.

25. I hate having more homework during the holidays. That’s an excuse just because I can no longer see you every day. Don’t you understand this?

26. The so-called vacation, when the family is criticized, and I have no money when I go out, I am very free every day~ Well, after the vacation, it is time to start school again, and I am wandering between excitement and disappointment.

27. In the next month, you will hear the affectionate greetings from your seven aunts, eight aunts, various relatives and parents: How many points did you get on the exam? How many students are there in the class?

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28. Are you excited about the holiday? Well, homework will make you even more excited!

29. The meaning of the holiday is that on a morning when you can’t afford it, you can’t afford it. A late night when I can't sleep, and a day when I can't go out unless I say it.

30. I was lying on the bed playing with my mobile phone. When I thought about the fact that I haven’t touched a book after a long vacation, I slapped myself in the face. I was so distracted while playing with my mobile phone.

31. Yesterday, my classmate asked me if I had done my homework. I said, I have only had a few days off. What homework should I do? I saw that school was about to start.

32. These days, I have a lot of homework on my hands. I'm embarrassed to tell others that school is on holiday without dozens of test papers.

33. No matter how boring I am during the holidays, I don’t want to go to school; just like how helpless I love you, I don’t want to let go.

34. The homework failed to load, please ask the school to re-open.

35. I’m bored and want to go to school during the holidays. Going to school is too painful and I want to take a holiday. I’m so confused.

36. This is my summer vacation life this year, a colorful and meaningful summer vacation, and I hope that the future winter and summer vacations can be like this, so that our primary school students can truly feel the happiness brought by the reduction of burden.

37. Whenever summer vacation comes, I will be very happy. Thinking that I don’t have to go to school for two months, it is simply the best time of the year.

38. Going to class is for the purpose of getting out of class, and going to school is for vacation. Without the support of such a great mind, I can’t imagine how I would have the courage to come to school.

39. There used to be a group of people who took a vacation together, but now these people have different vacation times.

40. It’s vacation, but I want to go to school again; school has started, and I want to take vacation again. Is it easy? It’s been a waste of a whole summer, is it easy? My classmates, it’s been a month since I’ve been on vacation. Have you missed me?