Classic quotations from Happy Valley

Funny Valley: Well, all the languages in the world are hard to evaluate.

Smurfs: How boring?

Funny Valley: Only by physical contact can I feel my goodness.

Smurfs: Gross!

Funny Valley: Actually, I'm really good. I am a person who likes sports.

Smurfs: Really?

Funny Valley: I like all sports.

Smurfs: OK, I appreciate it.

Funny Valley: I especially like bed sports.

Smurfs: pervert!

Funny Valley: I'm talking about practicing yoga in bed. What are you thinking about?

Smurfs: Bah!

Funny Valley: I like all the balls, too.

Smurfs: What ball?

Funny Valley: Especially two balls on a woman!

Smurfs:! ! and

Funny Valley: I'm talking about women's eyeballs. What beautiful eyes!

Smurfs: Oh!

Funny Valley: Never mind, I know you are a beautiful woman, so I like you very much, especially the two balls on you …

Smurfs: Bah! !

Funny Valley: I'm telling the truth.

Smurfs: I find that I'm beginning to have a strange feeling for you that I can't say. ...

Funny Valley: Yes! I always thought I was romantic with you, but I didn't seem to be. Whoops.

Smurfs: Of course not romantic, wishful thinking!

Funny Valley: Ah! Didn't you say you had feelings?

Smurfs: Yes, there is a feeling, a feeling of vomiting! !

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Smurfs: How boring!

Funny Valley: Yes, I'm bored, too.

Smurfs: Lost interest in everything.

Funny Valley: Life has lost its color.

Smurfs: Yes, it's blank.

Funny Valley: It's a little yellow occasionally, hehe.

Smurfs: Hit you on the head!

Funny Valley: If it is broken, it will be a little red ~ ~

Smurfs: I broke up with my boyfriend!

Funny Valley: Congratulations.

Smurfs: No, I know you want to congratulate me on my liberation.

Funny Valley: Wrong! Congratulations on your boyfriend finally getting rid of you!

Smurfs: You! ! !

Funny Valley: It's actually good to be apart.

Smurfs: Really?

Funny Valley: A woman's appearance belongs to others, her knowledge belongs to others and her body belongs to others. Only happiness belongs to her.

Smurfs: Interesting.

Funny Valley: Men are even worse.

Smurfs: What's the matter?

Funny Valley: A man's wallet belongs to his wife, his wisdom belongs to his wife, and his body belongs to his wife.

Smurfs: Happiness is your own?

Funny Valley: Where can a man be happy when he has a wife? !

Smurfs: Poor guy, that man must have something that doesn't belong to his wife.

Funny Valley: Yes, when I am with my wife, my heart belongs to another MM.

Smurfs: Really?

Funny Valley: I was thinking about other MM's sleeping time. ...

Smurfs: Huh? !

Funny Valley: I mean the way other MM somersaults in bed!

Smurfs: Oh!

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Snow at the edge of the cloud: Are you there? Why didn't I see you online?

Funny Valley: My heart is beating all the time, and I am everywhere.

Snow on the edge of clouds: it turned out to be a "hidden gentleman"

Funny Valley: Hiding the name to avoid disaster, hiding the name to avoid disaster.

Snow on the edge of clouds: I wonder "small hidden in the wild, big hidden in the city"?

Funny Valley: It's hard to hide names and secrets when people know their faces but don't know their hearts.

Yunbianxue: Wow, it's so hard to understand. Do you study philosophy?

Funny Valley: Those who study literature are fools, while those who study philosophy are lunatics.

Snow on the cloud: Great. Do you often pick up girls online like this?

Funny Valley: Sweating and bleeding without tears, making tea and making bars without picking up girls.

Snow on the edge of clouds: it is cold, but people can't live without feelings!

Funny valley: steaming steamed bread in sauna does not dispute fame and fortune, and playing guitar and cotton does not talk about feelings.

Snow at the edge of the cloud: I'm starting to sweat. You are a good man!

Funny Valley: I don't play with love at all, and I don't trust men at all.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Well, words of wisdom, have you ever been hurt by feelings?

Funny Valley: How deep you love, how deep you hate.

Yunbianxue: Why do you feel so vicissitudes?

Funny Valley: Women have experienced vicissitudes because of maturity, while men have matured because of vicissitudes.

Snow at the edge of the cloud: it's a bit difficult to understand, but it makes sense.

Funny Valley: Men are good at rhetoric, and women like to spend time together.

Yunbianxue: You are a monster!

Funny Valley: Everyone is a monster, and every sentence is truth.

Yunbianxue: God, living with you will be exhausting. Surely no one will marry you.

Funny Valley: Stupid men want to get married and stupid women want to lose weight.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: I'm going to cry!

Xiaogu: Love and hate are lonely air, and crying and laughing express the same meaning.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: How can crying and laughing be the same? Go to hell!

Xiaogu: Bitterness and happiness are all wealth, and life and death should be gorgeous.

Yunbianxue: It's really tiring to talk to you, but you don't understand women's hearts.

Funny Valley: Women want men to show off their hearts and men want women to show off their bodies.

Snow on the cloud: Well, that makes sense. Do you have a girlfriend?

Funny Valley: A yellow-faced woman is easy to find, but a confidante is hard to find.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Will I be happy if I marry you?

Funny Valley: Men's pain begins with marriage, while women's pain begins with knowing men.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: God, I still don't want to be near you. ...

Funny Valley: The most accessible thing is the body, and the most difficult thing is the mind.

Snow on the Cloud: What kind of girl do you like?

Funny Valley: Women like more mature men, the better. The simpler the girls men like, the better.

Snow on the Cloud: No, how did I hear that men are also interested in impure women?

Funny Valley: A good man should be brave in bed, and a good woman should be dissolute in bed.

Yunbianxue: Haha, the abnormal tail is exposed!

Funny Valley: A lecherous man is called a pervert, and a lecherous man is called color blindness.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Your speech is very funny.

Funny Valley: The world is so complicated and helpless, I just want a moment of peace.

Snow on the Cloud: Can we talk about it next time?

Xiao Gu: Being a man's incompetence will make women full of hope for the future, while being a woman's failure will make men miss the past.

Yunbianxue: Haha, you mean we should meet now?

Funny Valley: Actions are not as good as actions, and words are better.

Yunbianxue: Well, I've decided to meet you!

Funny Valley: Fate leads to success, and lovers lead to netizens!

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Smurfs: Why are you always invisible?

Funny Valley: Afraid of being harassed by beautiful women.

Smurfs: Come on, who do you think you are?

Funny Valley: I am excellent, an excellent man, and I don't need gorgeous appearance, profound knowledge and heavy purse. As long as his thoughts are rich enough, it is enough to learn to hide his sharpness in the vast network …

Smurfs: Wow, tall man!

Funny Valley: Yes, I'm not short, 1.85 meters.

Smurfs: Are you really a good person?

Funny Valley: Of course, I have been excellent since I was a child. From primary school to junior high school, I have always held an important position in my class.

Smurfs: Monitor?

Funny Valley: Head of Health Team.

Smurfs: It's really important ~ ~

Funny Valley: I believe you are also an excellent person.

Smurfs: Well, think about it, I have won many honors since I was a child.

Funny Valley: Tell me about it.

Smurfs: I won the third place in the story-telling competition in primary school.

Funny Valley: 1 * * * 3 participants!

Smurfs: I won the first place in the middle school long-distance running exam.

Funny Valley: Let's count down.

Smurfs: All my articles are displayed in the school public column.

Funny Valley: Check the writing.

Smurfs: I also attended college.

I took part in the performance of the school play. From the first scene to the last scene, I have appeared …

Funny Valley: Playing with stones ...

Smurfs: Now people still call me a talented woman.

Funny Valley: Well, you are a tailor, right? Cut women!

Smurfs: 555, you got it all right!

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Ice Rose: Is there any purpose for men to chat with women?

Funny Valley: Yes, all men have only one purpose, which is to have sex with women.

Ice Rose: Ah!

Funny Valley: Of course, I am different from other men.

Ice Rose: What's your purpose?

Funny Valley: Let a woman sleep with me! !

Ice Rose: You are really something. How much did you succeed?

Funny Valley: Count it, well, there are about a hundred!

Ice Rose: Ah, so many. No How come?

Funny Valley: I often chat late into the night, and then I say to female netizens, you are really good at chatting, awesome, I can't do it, I'm already sleepy today, I'm going to sleep! Then, I went to bed ...

Funny Valley: All right.

Sister Hong Lei: OK.

Funny Valley: Have a chat?

Sister Hong Lei: No.

Funny Valley: Why?

May Hong Lei: Busy.

Funny Valley: What are you busy with?

Sister Hong Lei: Play.

Funny Valley: What to play?

Sister Hong Lei: Games.

Funny Valley: What game?

Sister Hong Lei: Very interesting.

Funny Valley: What's so funny?

Sister Hong Lei: Angry.

Funny Valley: Talk to me if you are bored.

Sister Hong Lei: Get out!

Funny Valley: The ground is not clean.

Sister Hong Lei: Shit.

Funny Valley: This is your shoulder.

Sister Hong Lei: Do you want to die?

Funny Valley: "Death" is on page 96 1 in the dictionary.

Sister Hong Lei: Dizziness.

Xiaogu: I have anti-dizziness medicine.

Sister Hong Lei: I took it.

Funny Valley: I won't feel dizzy after taking the medicine.

Sister Hong Lei: Big Brother.

Funny Valley: I know your sister.

Sister Hong Lei: Please.

Funny Valley: Goodbye, don't take it off.

Sister Hong Lei: I'm going crazy.

Funny Valley: I'll call 120.

Sister Hong Lei: You are a fairy.

Funny Valley: Don't be superstitious.

Sister Hong Lei: Is it still alive?

Funny Valley: You will live a more wonderful life with me.

Sister Hong Lei: 555

Funny Valley: Three or five cigarettes are good, but harmful to health.

May Hong Lei: Go to hell.

Funny Valley: I'm in an Internet cafe. Am I not dead?

Sister Hong Lei: Please leave me alone.

Funny Valley: Well, tell me my mobile phone number and I won't say anything.

Sister Hong Lei: Why do you need a number?

Funny Valley: Let me send you a message.

Haha, funny

This is the same as the last classic

Ice Rose: Is there any purpose for men to chat with women?

Funny Valley: Yes, all men have only one purpose, which is to have sex with women.

Ice Rose: Ah!

Funny Valley: Of course, I am different from other men.

Ice Rose: What's your purpose?

Funny Valley: Let a woman sleep with me! !

Ice Rose: You are really something. How much did you succeed?

Funny Valley: Count it, well, there are about a hundred!

Ice Rose: Ah, so many. No How come?

Funny Valley: I often chat late into the night, and then I say to female netizens, you are really good at chatting, awesome, I can't do it, I'm already sleepy today, I'm going to sleep! Then, I went to bed ...