Funny and provocative sentences are more humorous than Friends.

1. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is deep enough to kick.

Would you please not appear in the street often? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase.

For people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love!

You dare to gamble your life with happiness, and I won't let you lose.

5. Give you a magic trick. What makes you like you so much?

6. Tell you a story. It's a long story. I'll make it short. I miss you.

I wish I could meet you.

8. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, so I bowed my head and kissed me.

9. You have a boyfriend and I only have one rival in love. You don't have a boyfriend. The whole world is my rival in love.

10. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms.

1 1. What are you doing by my side? I am still in my world.

12. What season do you like? I like the season with you.

13. For you, it won't change whether it is sunny or rainy.

15. You buy me lipstick and I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?

17. You just jumped all the way and scattered little stars in my heart.

18. What can't you do? I won't leave you.

19. You are so cute that I won't pay you back when the wind blows into my arms.

20. I want to enter your body and grow like a mushroom.

2 1. When I marry a good man in the future, I will thank you for not getting married.

22. study hard, make progress every day, eat fat and grow strong!

I spent a dollar to buy two boxes of firecrackers, one for wiping and the other for lighting.

24. The weather is fine today. You can be my boyfriend, xiezuoyi.com/..

25. I can't tell you what your strengths are. Anyway, you are the reason why I don't love others.

26. I have closed one eye, just waiting for you to say good night and close the other.

27. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

28. The strongest wine in the world is the gentleness when you bow your head and smile.