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Funny remarks about New Year’s Eve

The funny remarks about the New Year’s Eve are as follows:

1. I don’t celebrate the New Year alone, but half a person?

2. It’s the New Year, my eyes My myopia has gotten worse, and I can’t even see money when I open my wallet.

3. Visiting relatives during the New Year without asking about grades or salary is the most basic Spring Festival etiquette. I hope everyone in your circle of friends knows this.

4. What I care about is not the people who accompany me on New Year’s Eve, but the people who are still there after many years.

5. During the Chinese New Year, you are most afraid of seeing a little kid covering his ears and smiling at you, but you don’t know where the gun is.

6. Happy New Year. If you want red envelopes for the New Year, tell me in advance so that I can delete you and don’t affect my New Year’s Eve.

7. It’s almost New Year’s Eve. Let’s show off your partners, just in case they have the same style.

8. Someone asked me if I am still alone on New Year's Eve? I am afraid of scaring you if I am half alone!

9. In the old year, all the painful things will be forgotten. In the new year, a happy life will come.

10. Last year he accompanied me on New Year’s Eve, but this year I was left alone, which made me feel very uncomfortable.

New Year’s Eve talk:

1. If you see me looking bad during the New Year, don’t think too much, it’s because you forgot to give me a red envelope.

2. Mr. Liu, please lend me some money for the New Year.

3. Do you want to consider staying with me? I will give you all the New Year’s money.

4. Every time during the New Year, there are always one or two elders who like to bring out your unbearable past events to make everyone happy.