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How to evaluate my mother-in-law?
1. No matter how big a mistake my husband, that is, his son, has made, he won't get angry or yell at him; Mother-in-law's mother-in-law is a very strong grandmother, who always speaks ill of her mother-in-law behind her back, but she never speaks ill of her mother-in-law in front of me.
2. My stomach is not good. Don't eat too hard, or you will vomit or have a stomachache. My father-in-law likes to eat hard rice, and one day he cooked the rice too hard (my father-in-law still cooked the rice very hard when I had the worst morning sickness, and he blamed me every time I finished eating). My face showed displeasure and I stopped eating two grains of rice. My mother-in-law asked me why I didn't eat, and I complained that you never eat when cooking. Then I went back to the bedroom to see the baby. My mother-in-law patiently cooked me a pot of porridge and told me to eat it. I am wronged and sad. Besides, after dinner, I'm not hungry, so I said grumpily, I'm not hungry. At this point, my mother-in-law is not angry! I cooked delicious food for dinner! If this were my own mother, a bowl of porridge would have been on my face.
My husband and I go home from work once a week, and my mother-in-law looks after the baby at home. Taking care of the baby is still very tiring, but every time my husband and I have a holiday at home, she always goes to the factory to do odd jobs to help the family. Every time I go home on holiday, I bring back dirty clothes. My mother-in-law will take the initiative to wash my dirty clothes and then help me put them away. Before going home, she will warm the quilt for us. What a hard worker! If my own mother comes home, we must set it ourselves. ...
My mother-in-law has spots on her face because she is fifty years old. She bought forty dollars and eight bottles of freckle removing products on Pinduoduo! Mother-in-law's pants are 9.9! With velvet! My mother-in-law has hardly bought clothes, and many things at home are made by her mother-in-law! Rice washing water should be used to water flowers, and laundry water should be used to clean toilets. This is really the most economical in the whole network!
When eating, my mother-in-law always eats dishes that others don't eat. No matter what she does, she always thinks of others first. My mother-in-law takes care of her children at home, without complaining, and listens to my parenting methods. She will do exercises, tell stories, burp and exercise for the baby seriously. .....
Compared with my mother-in-law, my father-in-law seems to have gone too far. If he touches my things, my husband's TT and I will touch them. I'll never find where he put my things ... He lives on the fifth floor and I live on the fourth floor! Why touch other people's things! But I have asked my mother-in-law to tell him not to touch my things and lied to him once. I don't believe he will move again. And has released "malicious words", if he touches my things again, I will go to his room and hide all his things! Now he should not dare. ...
On the other hand, when I get along with adults, I sometimes make jokes that are neither too big nor too small (I used to call my uncles by their nicknames when I was a child, quarreled with my father's eldest brother when I was 8 years old, and dared to provoke my uncles, who were notorious for crying at every brother and sister, and I don't know who spoiled me ...) I am also lazy and greedy, and I basically don't do housework, which is too disrespectful.
All in all, my mother-in-law is a super invincible person! ! I want to be a good wife in the future. I can't be rude to her, I can't talk to her loudly, I want to respect her, love her and protect her when someone bullies her! Treat her better than your own mother!
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