Humor philosophy in 2020

1, the so-called beauty is three points and looks seven points; The so-called temperament three points, talent seven points; The so-called gentleness is three points forbearance and seven points depression.

2. Horses are easy to slip on soft soil, and people are easy to fall in sweet talk.

Love investment is nothing more than losing money and earning money.

What I am not good at is staying, but leaving one by one.

5. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.

6, don't listen to me, you will be happy, that is behind you don't understand my humor.

7, the needle is not two-pointed, people do not have two pairs of body and mind.

If you are a lemon, don't always stare at the sweetness of watermelon.

9. Flowers bloom not for anyone, but also for yourself. The world does not exist for anyone, nor does it exist for itself.

10, that man looks, how can I put it? The pixels are relatively low!

1 1. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves and be deceived.

12, people always make mistakes, otherwise the right road is crowded.

13, not afraid of being used, afraid of being useless.

14, some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.

15, don't think I am out of reach just because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

16, contribute eight points, do ten points, and leave two points to avoid physical and mental fatigue.

17, in small things, the villain becomes a Buddha.

18 while saying that "the truth is often in the hands of a few people", he also told us that "the minority is subordinate to the majority"

19, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

You are my favorite, but I never drink tea.

It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I was in a hurry when I landed, so I didn't hurry to dress up.

22. The little girl selling flowers took my hand and said, Big Brother, buy flowers. I can see at a glance that you are a playboy.

23. System prompt: Your love transmission for me has stopped, and the other party has refused to receive it.

Please curl up in a soft posture and go out.

25. You are really a eunuch who doesn't understand the emperor's tiredness.

Dear, I want to become a butterfly and fly with you, and then give birth to many lovely caterpillars.

27. You are also a wonderful flower in the abnormal world.

28. Step back. If you can't broaden your horizons, take a few more steps. If you can't calm down for a while, just bear it for a few more minutes.

29. The so-called enemies are just those who force themselves to become strong.

In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more unimaginable the consequences will be.

Humorous but sad sentences about mood

1, some people know it is impossible, but they still can't help falling in love.

2. The cold water you spilled on me will definitely boil and be poured back to you.

3. Some people are doomed from the first sight, which is used to recall.

If I want to hand over my heart, who can keep it from being hurt?

The most difficult stage in life is not that no one understands you, but that you don't understand yourself.

6. It is better to manage your own dignity and beauty than to manage the betrayal and badness of others.

7, some things, even if doomed to tragedy, I am willing to bear.

8. Because I love you, all the pain has a reason.

9. Hey, you left something in my heart. I can't forget you.

10, you are by my side, but my heart no longer belongs to me.

1 1. You abandoned me once, and now you want me to forgive you. Do you take me for a fool?

12, you are in my special attention, but not in my recent visitors.

13, I miss you, but I still can't escape the memories.

14, falling in love with a city is not how beautiful the city is, but where you are.

15 is a passer-by in your life, and you are an eternal freeze in my life.

16, no one will regard you as the most important thing and it is only temporary.

17. If I insist, will you accompany me until the sky falls?

18, the so-called strength means that you can't get a feeling, at least you have to witness its complete departure with a proud attitude.

19, sometimes you don't know yourself, how can you expect others to know you?

I don't know why I don't want it. My heart obviously wants to be close.

2 1, people can be old but not coquettish.

22. People who haven't seen each other for too long will slowly lose their thoughts.

I hope someone tells me that you don't have to change yourself. I'm used to you.

24. When I hear something obviously irrelevant, I will turn around in my mind and think of you.

25. I love the wrong person, and he doesn't hurt when I hit my head.

26. When you become the third person, I will understand that I put you down and have no intersection with you.

27. I want to love you in the most selfish, reckless and reckless way.

28. How much love there is, there is always a word of love in my heart.

29. He doesn't feel bad. As long as he is free, he won't care about my feelings.

30. How many people have fed a hypocritical beast with a sincere heart?

3 1, I don't know what to say now, so I have one last request: why don't we do it again later?

32. I know that without me in my heart, I will never get what I want, but I can't help but let you see the real me and hide the injured me.

When everything can't go back, when I decided to leave, you realized that I was left out. I don't want much, but you don't give enough. Even a gentle hug is happy for me.

Don't be afraid, I have been standing behind you, standing by your side when you call.

35. My wings were burned by a tear and I couldn't fly to heaven.

36. Feelings are sometimes just a person's business. It has nothing to do with anyone. Love, or not love, can only end by itself.

37. Stay away from me. Don't affect the quiet life of me and the people I love! You pretend to be the best everywhere to gain sympathy. Why are you so cheap? ! I was with you before because I have never been in love. I just want to taste the feeling of love. We stayed together for more than three years just for fun. How can you take it seriously? You are so naive!

38. I look at you smiling, silent, proud and lost, just like now, so I am happy with you, and I am sad with you, but I have always stood in the present, and you will always stay in the past.

39. I think, after the baby is born, I will take him to a place where there is an old house facing the sea, which is in full bloom in spring. In spring, I am like a white baby, thinking about Populus euphratica cleanly.

40. The space in which songs are formed is free, allowing years to come and go, so the face of the person who is still protected, with great and endless hatred, has never changed.

4 1. Just when I thought nothing had changed, I could rejoin your arms for life as long as I was happy, in fact, everything changed. I'm like a nautilus sleeping in a shell. When I look out to see the world, the sea where I once lived has become an unattainable mountain range, and I am a fossil dead body on the cliff.

42. If love never comes, if dreams never break, if my heart never hurts, then am I still the person you know?

It's just that I want to write so many stories about love. I should understand that love is the eternal life of two people, not one's wishful thinking.

One day, I will walk away from you quietly without making any noise. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

Humorous sentences are funny. Talk about Daquan 2020

1. This is a diligent person. He is busy when others are sleeping, and he has everything that others don't have.

Encourage yourself when you are lovelorn, there will be someone who loves you waiting for you ahead.

I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because it often says that you are going to die!

Your world is so happy even if there is air, but my world is full of haze.

There is a person, no matter what you do, who will always love you, love you and spoil you. That person is dad.

If you are destined not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

7. Eat! Let food fill the emptiness in my heart!

8. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get other people's wages.

9. mowing the grass at noon, summer vacation is really hard, so much homework, I can't finish it!

10. Cold is a word. I will only say it once. I know you will use snot instead.

1 1. As soon as Valentine's Day arrives, lovers get excited and finally break up on Valentine's Day.

12. Spitting is used to count money, not to make sense.

13. There is a lot of pressure recently, and eating Wangwang ice cream is worse than others eating cigarettes.

14. Believe it or not, the whole message is returned.

15. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control. -

16. Because you don't love me, it doesn't matter how much I give you.

17. since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the internet, but there are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

18. Long thoughts have become a small brand in my hands and have been sung into thin and handsome lines.

19. A simple person is quick, but a complex person will get old.

20. On the way of fleeting time, I can't find the way of reincarnation, and I live alone.

2 1. It's not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose.

22. Stupidity depends mainly on whether you can play dumb.

23. I thought you were just a ball. Unexpectedly, you are really a ball.

24. Tanabata, playing pranks in the street, breaking up a pair is a pair.

25. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you some charcoal and you can make a bomb.

26. How many students, even in summer, have a thick quilt on the bed, because we don't cover it, but just sleep with it.

27. Today I asked my sisters: What is a new love? Sisters said calmly: it is the antonym of old love!

28. The network manager told him that the firewall was different and could not be sent.

29. It is said that life is like a play, and play is like life. Then just sing a play ~

30. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but he can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

3 1. Secretly tell you a secret, and the class teacher is having her period again.

32. Just because you think an angel is resting on your shoulder, what others see is radiant.

33. Break up. Cut the crap.

I went to the hospital with a toothache. The young doctor hit me on the mouth with a tool and kept frowning. Finally, he shook his head and told me with a sigh: there is no cure. At that time, the teacher said that your situation was not the point, and I didn't scratch it!

35. Urine that looks like prostate is bifurcated. Treat it quickly.

36. A magician's necessary props for the Spring Festival Evening: Dong Qing!

37. Go right and do the right thing. Some broken shoes are not diseases.

38. The top of the head is as white as silver, and there is nothing in the scales. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

39. It is not things that can be taken away.

40. I haven't been in the Jianghu for a long time, and there is always my biography in the Jianghu.

4 1. The world is not without moral integrity, but on the ground.

42. We are all good students. We don't love each other or elope. I play the trumpet with you in Class One, Grade Two. My name is Zeng.

43. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

44. In the human body, the brain is rational, the limbs are mechanical, and the blood is recurrent, which means that the heart is free.

45. Now the more clothes a girl wears, the more she shows. The less clothes, the less exposed!

46. I also scold myself for being naive.

47. My code of conduct: shameless invincible, shameless invincible.

48. It's not about striving for your own happiness, but about starting over.

2020 humorous positive energy quotations

1: If you lend a person too much money, you will turn that person into a bad person.

Don't think about building the sea, you must start from the river.

Learning is similar to meditation, which needs perseverance.

Apart from tears, time is the only thing that can wash away everything. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

5. Interesting positive energy sentences

6. But when two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

7: The most successful people in the world are often not the most talented people.

8: stand tall and pee far.

9: Don't feel inferior, you are not more stupid than others. Don't be complacent, others are no more stupid than you.

10: Your face is a smile that presents God's most precious gift to mankind. It must be the greatest wealth of your work.

1 1: Enterprises must have unique resources, which cannot be stolen, purchased, dismantled, taken away or slipped away.

12: A man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress.

13: childhood ignorance is lovely, and juvenile ignorance is ridiculous; The ignorance of youth is pitiful; Ignorance in middle age is sad, and ignorance in old age is sad.

14: I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only wind energy accompanies me.

15: You are simply a 4, except 2 or 2, minus 2 or 2. It is really 2 plus 2, minus 2 has 1 2, and it is twice as much as 2!

16: Love at first sight, then decline, and finally run out.

17: Women please themselves and men please themselves.

18: The premise of a person's luck is actually that he has the ability to change himself.

19: when you speak ill of me, can you stop adding insult to injury and think that this is cooking?

He said he loved you, but he didn't say he only loved you.

2 1: The words of knowledgeable experts are shallow, but the words of experts are self-contradictory.

Wealth is like sea water. The more you drink, the more thirsty you are. Fame is actually the same.

Love is missing a person's heart, marriage is tying a person's heart, and love is swallowing a person's heart.

24: Do you want to know what revolution is? Call it progress. Do you want to know what progress is?

The place where a person cares more is the place where he feels most inferior.

26: I just found out that when I can't get through to you, the person who said sorry to me will always move.

27: How many beats can life have? Don't be grey yet.

Only by working hard can you get ahead.

29: Some people used to be friends, but they can't even be friends after confession.

30: The more proud people are, the more they love to hide, and the more painful people are, the more they love to make a mountain out of a molehill.

3 1: the best is silver, and everything is gold.

32: weak utilitarianism and light travel; Regardless of the effort, perseverance; I won't stop until I reach my goal.

Smart people never sit down and lament for failure. They must look for failure optimistically.

Everyone has the habit of judging a person according to his first impression. When he thinks a person is good, he will love my family and my dog. When he thinks a person is bad, he will totally deny it.

35: Enemies become comrades-in-arms mostly for survival, and comrades-in-arms become enemies mostly for money.

36: The last bus of happiness is not missed, but can't be squeezed.

37: If you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single! !

Action is a good medicine to cure fear, and hesitation and procrastination will continue to nourish fear.

39. The college entrance examination paper is a ruler with uneven scales: for yourself, the score of the question is not necessarily high.

40: Since ancient times, no one has died, and no shit needs paper!

4 1: A man should always be considerate of his lover, stand up to his nagging and be humble to his lover.

Complaining is God's greatest offering from human beings and the most sincere part of human prayer.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

44: Actually, it's good to be single. You don't need to explain who you're having an affair with.

This world is neither the world of the rich nor the world of the strong, but the world of the volunteers.

I hate that I waited a long time to hear from you, and all I got was, Oh, do you think I'm telling a story or a joke?

I'm afraid I can't pass the exam, but I'm afraid I can't pass it.

Since the goal is the horizon, it can only be the back.

49: Don't make excuses for failure, just find reasons for success.

50: Even if you climb the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.

5 1: Actually, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, no one will chase you. It's yours.

52: Facing the goal, you are full of confidence. How many times can you fight in life? In the face of achievements, all roads lead to Rome.

53: Money is not a problem, but no money! You can't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees.

Man should not be afraid of death, what he should be afraid of is not really living.

55: Practice is the college entrance examination, and the college entrance examination is practice.

56: Call again tomorrow. Continue to do its work tomorrow. It has been done since today. Although the change is bizarre, it will never fail to achieve its goal.

If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to win him. If a friend makes you angry, you still care about his friendship.

58: Don't bemoan the pain of life! It is the weak who lament.

Modern marriage is the product of emotion and the crystallization of competition.

60: If you don't set limits for yourself, there will be no barriers in life that limit your play.

6 1: Human nature is greedy, but without greed, society will not progress.

62: The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

My future husband, don't be so kind to your current partner, it's useless! ! !

64: Third-rate makeup is makeup on the face; Second-rate makeup is spiritual makeup; First-class makeup is the makeup of life.

65: You are only suitable for missing, not for meeting.

People have one mouth and two ears because they hear twice as much as they say.

67: The greatness of life dies under flowers!

68: Sorry, it doesn't look what you want.

69: As long as you work hard, you will win.

70: Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

7 1: Positive thinking leads to positive life, while negative thinking leads to negative life.

72: I am lazy. I don't even bother to change the person in my heart.

73: God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

74: Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied!

75: Without the usual failure, there is no ultimate success. It is important to analyze the reasons for the failure and learn from it.

Don't be silly, choose someone who can make you happy, not someone you can only try to please.

Be strong and be yourself, because others will only turn a blind eye to you because of your weakness. Your tears are meaningless, they represent your weakness. Remember, in this world, no one will sympathize with a weak person and no one will care about your tears. Put away your weakness and eyes, and be a strong and brave self.

78: It turns out that I have never stayed in your heart, I am just being romantic.

79: Don't blame the dog for following the long steamed stuffed bun.

80: An effervescent tablet a day keeps the cold away from you.

8 1: Confucius said that if you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon; Mencius said Confucius was right.

No matter how bad a person is, he can't change his age and appearance in the third grade.

83: Living in a humble abode, being timid and angry.

84: Humorous, funny and inspirational. Tell me the sentences that make you humorous and funny.

85: Falling in love is a waste of green and money. It is better to go home and farm!

86: I hope class will be over and school will be closed. It turns out that my goal has always been persistent.

87: Who said that boys can't wear miniskirts? Grandpa, I will wear it.

88: I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing!

89: It must be the best among the dregs and the beast among animals. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig!

90: A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but he can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

9 1: You wasted air while you were alive, wasted land when you died, and wasted half your life.

92: Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

93: reprimand: why are you late today? Calm answer: my bed is old and needs someone to take care of it.

94: Why do you want to be decadent for an invisible and intangible emotion?

95: You may have given everything, but it may be nothing in his eyes.

96: Beautiful you, today is your holiday. You are everything in the days with you, and everything is you in the days without you!

97: You are my sun and the center of my world. Now think about it, it's just a ball.

98: You can't even afford a bus and pretend to be the matrix!

99: The three cruelest words in the world are not that I don't love you, not breaking up, but getting up quickly.

100: The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

10 1: It pains me to see your happiness.

102: When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

103: Go straight ahead. There are a bunch of dogs behind you. If you don't pay attention to one, the dog won't hide from you.

104: See you soon after graduation; Have a wife a year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.

105: I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and silly!

106: I bought a razor online, and my hands are shaking after shaving.

107: I once liked her broad mind, but it was nothing more than an airport!

108: Do you know why the college entrance examination is in June? Because of admission! ! !

109: once the seas dried up and the rocks crumbled, but it was hard to get together and it was hard to break up.

1 10: Don't just look at the difficulties, but look at the victory behind them. The harder the environment, the smarter people are.

1 1 1: Don't smile at me with your Mona Lisa. . . I really want to shave your eyebrows. . . . .

1 12: Yesterday, it was deleted. Today, for the memory. Tomorrow, fight for it. That's right. Hold on. Wrong, give up.

1 13: Before I know it, I'm going to the point of no return.

1 14: There have been people who have loved in life, and some are only suitable for growth but not for entrustment.

1 15: If one day, you say you still love me, I will tell you, in fact, I have been waiting for you;

1 16: I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.