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Who is the most unfortunate person in the world? Ask the great god to talk about it
According to the Russian Pravda, this unlucky and lucky old woman named Barbara Roja was born in Poland on May 6, 1927/kloc-0, and now she is a white-haired old man over the age of ancient times. Growing up, Barbara seems to have an indissoluble bond with disaster. All kinds of strange unfortunate events followed like nightmares, which made her feel a little scared in retrospect, but fortunately, every time without exception, the "guardian angel" seemed to be with her forever.
When she was only two years old, Barbara stood alone by the window of her fifth floor room, craning her neck to watch the excitement downstairs, but she accidentally fell off the windowsill and hit the ground like a heavy object.
However, a few minutes later, a white-haired old man with lively Barbara climbed upstairs and knocked on her door. At this time, Barbara's parents discovered that their daughter had fallen from the upstairs, scared out of her wits. But after careful examination, they were surprised to find that their baby daughter was unscathed. It turned out that people on the first floor opened a small department store, and the owner put a pile of cardboard outside the door, and Barbara happened to land on this pile of cardboard.
10-year-old Barbara has grown into a lively and lovely little girl, studying in a primary school not far from home. Barbara has a strong uncle who weighs about 100 kg, just like a big man.
One morning, Barbara skipped to school with her schoolbag on her back. But not far from the gate, her huge uncle rushed at her on a bicycle, and even people and cars ran into Barbara, and suddenly he went belly-up.
Barbara's uncle fell heavily to the ground and broke his arm, screaming in pain. The crossbar on his bike broke in two, but Barbara didn't even scratch the skin! Finally, she continued to go to school with her schoolbag on her back.
/kloc-When she was 0/2 years old, Barbara used to walk on the side of the road. Suddenly, a speeding truck rushed at her like a headless fly. Seeing the little girl dying under the wheel, pedestrians on the road screamed. However, the wheels of the truck unexpectedly fell off inexplicably, and the body tilted off the road, causing people and cars to turn over several somersaults and roll down the hillside. The driver was seriously injured and was taken to the hospital for emergency treatment, while Barbara stood by with a dumbfounded face.
This "unfortunate" Barbara has experienced four thrilling plane crashes, seven serious car accidents and 12 inexplicable falls from buildings and stairs in her life, but she survived miraculously every time, which is really amazing.
In addition, Barbara also experienced many strange accidents, such as gas explosion, criminal attack, motorboat sinking into the water, the falling of the ceiling chandelier of Warsaw Grand Theatre and the collision of two speeding trains.
In order to prove that she had experienced these dangerous accidents, Barbara kept almost all the news reports and written testimonies of witnesses about her legendary story. According to these well-documented data, she missed death 127 times in her life, which is a miracle on earth.
Despite so many dangerous incidents, Barbara has never been seriously injured. The most serious one was that she broke a tooth. At that time, Barbara suffered the second serious plane crash in her life, and only three passengers miraculously survived.
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